skybytch 259 #1 February 20, 2004 I feel a legendary drunk coming on. We're talking unparelleled binge drinking. Large quanitities of high octane alcohol consumed in a short period of time. I believe I need to start now. But I can't, cuz I have to go to work. Dammit I have to wait until at least 4 pm - that's like hours from now. Being scared of the thought of going for a ride in one of those cars with the pretty flashing Christmas lights on the roof means I'll be drinking at home tonight. Me and my dog. And my lappie. And dz.com. So I won't really be alone. It can be dangerous when I'm that drunk. I just thought I'd warn you all early so you'll be ready later. Any suggestions on what I should drink? I have almost a six pack of Sam Adams in the fridge, and since I have to go to work I can stop and pick up more alcohol on the way home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #2 February 20, 2004 Oh yeah, and is it "liquor before beer, in the clear?" I have to work tomorrow too. Dammit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xheadrasta 0 #3 February 20, 2004 QuoteAny suggestions on what I should drink? I have almost a six pack of Sam Adams in the fridge, and since I have to go to work I can stop and pick up more alcohol on the way home. Pick up a pint of AfterShock!! Nice and cool going down and then a little bit-o-warmth in your belly. Just awesome stuff! ScottI read somewhere to learn is to remember and I've learned we all forgot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyyhi 0 #4 February 20, 2004 I vote for Vodka. . .always works well for me when I need a good drunk. . .and if the forecast is correct I am going to need a REALLY GOOD drunk. . . (so much for finishing my A this weekend. . .)________________________________________ Take risks not to escape life… but to prevent life from escaping. ~ A bumper sticker at the DZ FGF #6 Darcy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #5 February 20, 2004 Jack on ice. Gotta be Jack on ice. Enjoy. i'm off to the mountains Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoudDan 0 #6 February 20, 2004 It's a drink called "The Cocoanut Girl" 1. 2 parts Bacardi Limon 2. 1 Part Captain Morgans Parrot Bay 3. 3 Parts Pineapple Juice bonus: 151 floater for bite if ya like This is just a standard measure, but you'll have tifigure out the best proportions. You can drink these all night long, and just kinda creep into being fucked up. I suggest making a big ass pitcher, and then commence. Just my 2 cents Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #7 February 20, 2004 Quote[skybytch] a legendary drunk Yes, she is...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #8 February 20, 2004 QuoteYou can drink these all night long, and just kinda creep into being fucked up. See that's just it. I don't want to creep into being fucked up. I wanna get really fucked up, really fast, then stay that way until all the shit has gone away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countryscrub 0 #9 February 20, 2004 QuoteQuoteYou can drink these all night long, and just kinda creep into being fucked up. See that's just it. I don't want to creep into being fucked up. I wanna get really fucked up, really fast, then stay that way until all the shit has gone away. lol then what you need is a night SOUTH OF THE BORDER. you know that loud mean crazy mexican in the bottle ... i wont mention his name so he dont get excited and get let down if you deside to drink with out him. but i call on him everytime i and i quote "wanna get really fucked up, really fast, then stay that way until all the shit has gone away." and he has never let me down yet._________________________________________ i used to do alot of things ....skydiving wont be one of them :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #10 February 20, 2004 QuoteQuoteYou can drink these all night long, and just kinda creep into being fucked up. See that's just it. I don't want to creep into being fucked up. I wanna get really fucked up, really fast, then stay that way until all the shit has gone away. Get some ice cold beer and a bottle of very chilled Jagermeister.. does me in everytime. I can get totaly fucked up, forget everything and just coast thru the evening with this warm glow "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #11 February 20, 2004 QuoteSee that's just it. I don't want to creep into being fucked up. I wanna get really fucked up, really fast, then stay that way until all the shit has gone away. A pocket bottle of 151 or moonshine is your ticket. Get a tube of Orange-pineapple-banana juice concentrate, mix it with half the water you're supposed to, drink it half and half with the 151. Grenadine on top makes it look pretty, and I'm pretty sure Stacy can find you an umbrella. You should be passed out or running naked on the freeway by the time the booze is gone. Feel the love. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #12 February 20, 2004 QuoteOh yeah, and is it "liquor before beer, in the clear?" I have to work tomorrow too. Dammit. Try cool-aid. I recommend cherry flavor. Of course I'm a recovering alcoholic. If some others (Jimi Hendrix, Bon Scott, etc) had gone with cherry cool-aid they might have avoided that whole aspirating vomit thing. I say leave the lengendary binges for the lengends Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WILDBILLAQR 0 #13 February 20, 2004 Get some ice cold beer and a bottle of very chilled Jagermeister.. does me in everytime. Now that's the best advise I've ever heard on this form! In fact, in 8 hours I'm going to do just that!---------------------------------------------- "Thats not smoke, thats BUCKEYE!!" AQR#3,CWR#49 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZoneRat 0 #14 February 20, 2004 Everclear. Not for drinkin (unless you run out of everything else)... For fire breathing.“There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophies.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #15 February 20, 2004 I know how you feel. When I was drunk I thought I was pretty legendary...JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #16 February 20, 2004 Make your self some everclear jello shots. Slammem as fast as you can,, sit on the couch for 15 minutes and try to stand up. You won't have any legs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Paige 0 #17 February 20, 2004 Liquor before beer have no fear.Beer before liquor makes you much sicker! Everclear always does the job for me. It's even tolerable to drink as a Harry Buff. Get some fruit and do it up!Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites racer42 0 #18 February 20, 2004 Chase it all with really cheap mescal. But hide all your money, credit cards, car keys etc. Drink enough of that and you may wind up in.... oh say someplace like Paraguay.L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #19 February 20, 2004 I'm too chicken to do hard liquor. It's gonna be a legendary beer drunk. Sam Adams Winter Lager #1... is now open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LoudDan 0 #20 February 20, 2004 So much for really fucked up, really fast......... Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #21 February 20, 2004 QuoteSo much for really fucked up, really fast......... Hey, I'm a lightweight and I haven't eaten today. And I can drink fast too. Does the trick every time. #1 is almost gone already. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #22 February 20, 2004 QuoteSam Adams Winter Lager #1... is now open. I am celebrating too Quote Feb 20, 2004 8:37 am On FedEx vehicle for delivery SAN ANTONIO - HD, TX 5:35 am Scanned at FedEx destination location SAN ANTONIO - HD, TX 4:09 am Arrived at FedEx sort facility SAN ANTONIO - HD, TX Feb 19, 2004 11:45 pm Departed FedEx sort facility FORT WORTH, TX 1:18 pm Scanned at FedEx sort facility FORT WORTH, TX 8:36 am Arrived at FedEx sort facility FORT WORTH, TX Feb 18, 2004 8:21 am Departed FedEx sort facility RIALTO, CA Feb 17, 2004 7:39 pm Scanned at FedEx sort facility RIALTO, CA 5:02 pm Package information transmitted to FedEx RIALTO, CA 2:12 pm Picked up by FedEx RIALTO, CA Happy Happy Happy Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #23 February 20, 2004 You should be holding it in your hands by now! WTF? Post pics! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #24 February 20, 2004 QuoteYou should be holding it in your hands by now! WTF? Post pics! Just got it Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dgskydive 0 #25 February 20, 2004 Hey, there is something missing from that avatar!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Paige 0 #17 February 20, 2004 Liquor before beer have no fear.Beer before liquor makes you much sicker! Everclear always does the job for me. It's even tolerable to drink as a Harry Buff. Get some fruit and do it up!Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #18 February 20, 2004 Chase it all with really cheap mescal. But hide all your money, credit cards, car keys etc. Drink enough of that and you may wind up in.... oh say someplace like Paraguay.L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #19 February 20, 2004 I'm too chicken to do hard liquor. It's gonna be a legendary beer drunk. Sam Adams Winter Lager #1... is now open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoudDan 0 #20 February 20, 2004 So much for really fucked up, really fast......... Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #21 February 20, 2004 QuoteSo much for really fucked up, really fast......... Hey, I'm a lightweight and I haven't eaten today. And I can drink fast too. Does the trick every time. #1 is almost gone already. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #22 February 20, 2004 QuoteSam Adams Winter Lager #1... is now open. I am celebrating too Quote Feb 20, 2004 8:37 am On FedEx vehicle for delivery SAN ANTONIO - HD, TX 5:35 am Scanned at FedEx destination location SAN ANTONIO - HD, TX 4:09 am Arrived at FedEx sort facility SAN ANTONIO - HD, TX Feb 19, 2004 11:45 pm Departed FedEx sort facility FORT WORTH, TX 1:18 pm Scanned at FedEx sort facility FORT WORTH, TX 8:36 am Arrived at FedEx sort facility FORT WORTH, TX Feb 18, 2004 8:21 am Departed FedEx sort facility RIALTO, CA Feb 17, 2004 7:39 pm Scanned at FedEx sort facility RIALTO, CA 5:02 pm Package information transmitted to FedEx RIALTO, CA 2:12 pm Picked up by FedEx RIALTO, CA Happy Happy Happy Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #23 February 20, 2004 You should be holding it in your hands by now! WTF? Post pics! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #24 February 20, 2004 QuoteYou should be holding it in your hands by now! WTF? Post pics! Just got it Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dgskydive 0 #25 February 20, 2004 Hey, there is something missing from that avatar!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Brains 2 #24 February 20, 2004 QuoteYou should be holding it in your hands by now! WTF? Post pics! Just got it Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #25 February 20, 2004 Hey, there is something missing from that avatar!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
