PhillyKev 0 #1 February 22, 2004 So, I go to this little pub last night to throw darts with a buddy of mine. Start talking to this cutie that I meet there. Turns out she lives half a block from me. Get her number....yadda yadda yadda. Subject of work comes up, I tell her what I do...... ...........then she tells me, she's a dancer!!!$%^&*$^#$#$ I threw the number in the street as soon as I left.....what is my major fucking malfunction????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #2 February 22, 2004 Quote...........then she tells me, she's a dancer!!!$%^&*$^#$#$ There's nothing wrong with you, you're just still attracted to the same kind of girl. Maybe you should go hang out at a library for awhile. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 February 22, 2004 I have that problem too. I just hit on the WRONG ones all too often. I'm getting better at target discrimination though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #4 February 22, 2004 "I threw the number in the street as soon as I left.....what is my major fucking malfunction?????" Good question! What the fuck IS wrong with you? -------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #5 February 22, 2004 Hey me and Lee03 know what is wrong with you! Stripper/dancer whatever you threw the number away! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmanpilot 0 #6 February 22, 2004 QuoteStart talking to this cutie then she tells me, she's a dancer!!! What kind of dancer is in a pub on a Saturday night?_________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #7 February 22, 2004 QuoteWhat kind of dancer is in a pub on a Saturday night? An unemployed one. - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #8 February 22, 2004 What's wrong is you didn't keep the number just in case. Nah, stay away from potentially freaky ones as long as your still in court with past psychos. You could've shared the number, I have buds in Philly. ps - did you make sure what kind of dancer she was?witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #9 February 22, 2004 QuoteSo, I go to this little pub last night to throw darts with a buddy of mine. Start talking to this cutie that I meet there. Turns out she lives half a block from me. Get her number....yadda yadda yadda. Subject of work comes up, I tell her what I do...... ...........then she tells me, she's a dancer!!!$%^&*$^#$#$ I threw the number in the street as soon as I left.....what is my major fucking malfunction????? Was this her? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #10 February 22, 2004 I like dancers. They bring beauty into the world. You just have to learn not to sit so close. FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 February 22, 2004 dude, take a step back. make sure youre not one of those guy s who gets stupid or should I say stupider,( I know its not a word) in the presense of a hottie. some of the "normal" looking girls are so much cooler to hang out with!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #12 February 22, 2004 Bad experience with strippers in the past? I only ask because some of the coolest women I've met are strippers. Many are well educated, sociable and most importantly uninhibited . I wouldn't be ashamed to say I was dating one.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #13 February 22, 2004 QuoteI threw the number in the street as soon as I left.....what is my major fucking malfunction????? Hard to answer this question because I am not sure whether you are saying A.) What is wrong with me that I threw the number of a nimble, hot, flexible girl, who digs me, away? or B.) What is wrong with me that I keep going for these women who are good looking but have none of the mental attributes I enjoy like intelligence, humor and most importantly, sanity? Until I know A or B I cannot help you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #14 February 22, 2004 Go read the thread concerning him losing his second amendment rights. You'll know what he's asking without a doubt.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #15 February 22, 2004 Are you gay?Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #16 February 22, 2004 I saw that thread. Just wanted clarification. Don't remember seeing that the psycho lady was a dancer. But hey, who can keep track of all the information passing through these halls of cyber space? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinjackflash 0 #17 February 22, 2004 Through years of experience, I say it doesn't matter. If he goes to the library, he'll end up hooking up with the nastiest librarian there is. She'll no doubt be harboring secret needs to be a dancer. Very funny, Librarian. Somehow I'm wondering if he tries this, if it won't turn out worse? lol PhillyKev, Why don't you do an experiment for us? Go find a librarian, the one that appears the most demure, etc... Date her for a while and report back how it went? peace, jjfIt's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #18 February 22, 2004 The right woman is out there and you will find her. Every experience you have helps define what you need. The only thing wrong with you is that you know what you are looking for. I don't think that's wrong. xoxoxo Paula Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #19 February 22, 2004 Quotedude, take a step back. make sure youre not one of those guy s who gets stupid or should I say stupider,( I know its not a word) in the presense of a hottie. some of the "normal" looking girls are so much cooler to hang out with! You mean one of those guys with a penis? That's the thing, she was "normal" looking. Wasn't dressed provocatively, wasn't partying hard. Was just sitting at a table with some friends next to the dart boards sharing a pitcher and was wearing a sweater and jeans. Maybe I should get some cards made up with my phone number and the words, "strippers need not apply" at the bottom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #20 February 22, 2004 QuoteGet her number....yadda yadda yadda. Subject of work comes up, I tell her what I do...... ...........then she tells me, she's a dancer!!!$%^&*$^#$#$ Kevin, you've got a knack for picking up strippers, is that really problem? - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #21 February 22, 2004 Don't put "strippers need not apply." Just put "strippers please call this number." I'll get you my buddies number. He'll be grateful.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #22 February 22, 2004 QuoteI threw the number in the street as soon as I left.....what is my major fucking malfunction????? Errrrrr............ what street was this on? Has it rained or been very windy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #23 February 22, 2004 The only thing I think is wrong with you is you're a liberal. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #24 February 22, 2004 QuoteThe only thing I think is wrong with you is you're a liberal. Chris Bwwwaaaaahaaaahaaaahaaaaa! Nice one! - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ames_i 0 #25 February 22, 2004 This thread is weird to read.... I am a dancer and to see that word automatically linked with stripping is somewhat disturbing! I'm a ballet/contemporary dancer who tours the UK and Europe (and the rest of the world when we get a good promoter!) and there are loads of other dancers out there who also AREN'T strippers. I'm now re thinking my DZ.com profile....wouldn't wanna get a rep Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
