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Yes, that's right, call me Blaze:

Name: Blaze Fox
Secret Identity: Liz Bowman
Special Power: Kinetic Gaze
Transportation: Shamu the Elephant
Weapon: Photon Grenade
Costume: 100 Percent Cotton Gauntlets
Sidekick: Dumbo
Nemesis: Cindy the Black
Tragic Flaw: Laziness
Favorite Food: Cashews

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Yes, that's right, call me Blaze:

Name: Blaze Fox
Secret Identity: Liz Bowman
Special Power: Kinetic Gaze
Transportation: Shamu the Elephant
Weapon: Photon Grenade
Costume: 100 Percent Cotton Gauntlets
Sidekick: Dumbo
Nemesis: Cindy the Black
Tragic Flaw: Laziness
Favorite Food: Cashews



Blaze!:D

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Light Brother
Secret Identity: Samuel Hussey
Special Power: Psychotronic Force
Transportation: Electric Minivan
Weapon: Ultra Flare
Costume: Electric Cowl
Sidekick: Mary Anne
Nemesis: Eric the Blue
Tragic Flaw: Big nose
Favorite Food: Salad

OK, who told them about my big nose? >:(

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Yes, that's right, call me Blaze:

Name: Blaze Fox
Secret Identity: Liz Bowman
Special Power: Kinetic Gaze
Transportation: Shamu the Elephant
Weapon: Photon Grenade
Costume: 100 Percent Cotton Gauntlets
Sidekick: Dumbo
Nemesis: Cindy the Black
Tragic Flaw: Laziness
Favorite Food: Cashews



Blaze!:D



*looks over at brains with Kinetic Gaze*

why thank you, brains, thank you very much. :P

has anyone seen my elephant???? :S

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Oooh, invisibility. Cool. But do I have to fight John the Mad in a 100 percent cotton bikini, really? I mean, if a girls gotta work with an ice blade, couldn't I at least wear a leather jacket or something? :P

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Storm Wolf
Secret Identity: dagny
Special Power: Invisibility
Transportation: Magnetic Bicycle
Weapon: Ice Blade
Costume: 100 Percent Cotton Bikini
Sidekick: Bobo
Nemesis: John the Mad
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to yogurt
Favorite Food: French Fries
Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic.
-Salvador Dali

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LOL. This is way more interesting than any work I have to do today. Check me out:

Name: Thunder Muffin
Secret Identity: Jersey Girl
Special Power: Power Ears
Transportation: Magnetic Motorcycle
Weapon: Meson Gun
Costume: Spandex Snow Suit
Sidekick: Starling
Nemesis: Jack the Hideous
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to chocolate
Favorite Food: Spaghetti

I get to eat chocolate AND ride a motorcycle. YAY!!

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Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Citronella
Secret Identity: Mary SantAngelo
Special Power: Lightning Ears
Transportation: Electric Plane
Weapon: Graviton Blunderbuss
Costume: Vinyl Leotard
Sidekick: Dirk Deadly
Nemesis: Eric the Elder
Tragic Flaw: Narcolepsy
Favorite Food: Spaghetti

I get to ride in an electric plane:)Lightning Ears :D I guess that works, since I need to hear for my work.
And I love Spaghetti.
Vinyl Leotard, could be fun;)
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Blue Man
Secret Identity: Jason Jones
Special Power: Crackling Energy
Transportation: Magnetic Umbrella
Weapon: Neutron Cutlass
Costume: Silver Robe
Sidekick: Bobo
Nemesis: Ming the Blue
Tragic Flaw: Fear of water
Favorite Food: Cheese


Dude I'm in the Blue Man Group!! ;)

Everybody nod your heads!!! B|B|B|

*boom chicka wakka chica boom chicka wakka chicka BOOM*

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

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lol

A little Modification was in order.:)

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Ice Runner
Secret Identity: Vidiot
Special Power: Lightning Tentacles
Transportation: Magnetic Minivan
Weapon: Ice Gun
Costume: Hardened Underwear
Sidekick: Squeaky Sally
Nemesis: Ahhnold the Govn'a
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to DZ.COM
Favorite Food: Squeaky Sally
Favorite Game: Spin the Turtle
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I would love to tell you all about my life as a super hero, but I don't think you would understand me....

Name: Frost Dude
Secret Identity: evilivan
Special Power: Twisting Lips
Transportation: Turbo Motorcycle
Weapon: Graviton Gun
Costume: Leopard Skin Shorts
Sidekick: Clarence
Nemesis: Ming the Nasty
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to solitaire
Favorite Food: Onion Rings
"If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation."
David Brent

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Name: Scary Runner
Secret Identity: Darius Farahani
Special Power: Nuclear Force
Transportation: Quantum Scooter
Weapon: Ultra Gun
Costume: Electric Boots
Sidekick: Starling
Nemesis: Eric the Black
Tragic Flaw: Narcolepsy
Favorite Food: Peanuts
I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

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Lightning Tentacles



That could be fun.

Jim, want to help me into those Vinyl Leotards?

Having Bill around to work on the plane will be nice:)
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Mmm...entertainment for my boredom.
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Name: Golden Raven
Secret Identity: Vallerina
Special Power: Walk through walls
Transportation: Alien Umbrella
Weapon: Ultra Blade
Costume: Silk Pajamas
Sidekick: Gilligan
Nemesis: Jack the Elder
Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness
Favorite Food: Key Lime Pie


How'd they know about my silk pjs???? I would say that it was pretty accurate except for the key lime pie thing. Ick.
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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Name: Madame Fox LOL
Secret Identity: CM Norris
Special Power: Blazing Toes
Transportation: Electric Rollerblades
Weapon: Ultra Whip OOOOOH
Costume: Vinyl Skin ;)
Sidekick: Bufurt
Nemesis: Melvin the Yodeller
Tragic Flaw: Fear of falling from the Sky maybe???
Favorite Food: Green Beans

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earthbound misfit

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I love my stainless steal booties but it takes some getting used to when attempting head down...

Name: Angel Girl
Secret Identity: Shannon Dean
Special Power: Nuclear Gaze
Transportation: Electric Bathtub
Weapon: Quantum Gun
Costume: Stainless Steel Booties
Sidekick: Samwise
Nemesis: Tim the Hideous
Tragic Flaw: Fear of germs
Favorite Food: Green Beans


And if I use Girlfalldown

Name: Madame Wolf
Secret Identity: Girl Falldown
Special Power: Twisting Bat
Transportation: Shamu the Elephant
Weapon: Photon Blade
Costume: Vinyl Robe
Sidekick: Igor
Nemesis: Jack the Sneaky
Tragic Flaw: Fear of peanut butter
Favorite Food: French Fries

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Ice Person
Secret Identity: jim schwendeman
Special Power: Somatic Pinch
Transportation: Quantum Tricycle
Weapon: Electron Carbine
Costume: Lead Overalls
Sidekick: Pippin
Nemesis: Marvin the Elder
Tragic Flaw: Laziness
Favorite Food: Green Beans

Pippin? Pippin is my sidekick!?!:o;):P
"Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

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Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Lord Raven
Secret Identity: law rocket
Special Power: Incredible Finger
Transportation: Turbo Rollerblades
Weapon: X-Ray Cannon
Costume: Leopard Skin Cowl
Sidekick: Odd Job
Nemesis: Arnold the Hideous
Tragic Flaw: Narcolepsy
Favorite Food: Cake



I sound like the biggest 70's stud ever.

I've got the "Incredible Finger." ;);)

I ride around on Turbo Rollerblades (I'd kick ass in Xanadu).

I've got an "X-Ray Cannon" (Oh, yes, oh, yes).

I wear leopard skin.

I've got a sidekick named Odd Job (who obviously is the wingman, taking the Odd ones who always accompany my barroom prey).

My nemesis is Arnold the Hideous (whose lack of success in the nightly exercises led to his hate of my studly self)

I suffer from narcolepsy (at least, that's what I tell them. So I don't want to talk afterwards? I just want to go to sleep).

And, my favorite food is "cake." Bum cakes. Patty Cakes. But, I am not like Ivan, who prefers "bukkake." I don't like that cake,


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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Name: Lord Dude
Secret Identity: 2fat 2fly
Special Power: Kinetic Force
Transportation: Electric Minivan
Weapon: Ion Lasso
Costume: Silk Mask
Sidekick: Bufurt
Nemesis: Harold the Black
Tragic Flaw: Laziness
Favorite Food: Olives

There's nothing that I can add to this
I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

Name: Green Sister
Secret Identity: Sunny One
Special Power: Freezing Enigma
Transportation: Electric Turtle
Weapon: Psionic Blade
Costume: Spandex Bikini
Sidekick: Black Dan
Nemesis: Cindy the Crafty
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to chocolate
Favorite Food: Protein Shakes

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I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Lightning Wolf
Secret Identity: Skye Ingham
Special Power: Blazing Toes
Transportation: Magnetic Chopper
Weapon: Graviton Cannon
Costume: 100 Percent Cotton Helmet
Sidekick: Squinty Clint
Nemesis: Marvin the Blue
Tragic Flaw: Fear of timber wolves
Favorite Food: Ritz Crackers


Life is too short. Don't sweat the small stuff.

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