Yoshi 0 #51 April 6, 2004 "Hey... psst... Wake up captain... looks like the auto pilot is broken again"_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #52 April 6, 2004 I'm the easiest person to please....just haven't found that spark yet...."Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LawnDart21 0 #53 April 6, 2004 One of my favorite TV Commercials of all time for Amstel Lite. Two guys walk into a bar and ask the bartender for light beers. They get the beers, each takes a sip and they both turn and spit out the beer. One of the guys apologies to the bartender saying: "Sorry, we are from Amsterdam, we didn't know light beer over here was supposed to suck." -- My other ride is a RESERVE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #54 April 6, 2004 Haha, yeah I've seen that, those light beer commercials are funny from Amstel Lite.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LawnDart21 0 #55 April 6, 2004 My other is from Pirated of the Caribean: Will: "In a fair fight, I'd kill you." Capt Jack: "Not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is there?" -- My other ride is a RESERVE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbc 0 #56 April 6, 2004 "The circle completes the turn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ThighMan 5 #57 April 6, 2004 We get to jump that? Way cool. Remember to open the "Back Door" to exit.Airborne Blue Skies, No Wind Feet and Knees Together Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DownWind 0 #58 April 6, 2004 Flaps, that's right, I was supposed to use the flaps. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #59 April 6, 2004 This is your captain speaking - we are nopw cruising at a an altitude of 7 feet, please keep your seatbelts fastened, and enjoy your flight. As an added note - on your right and left you can now see the famouse I-95.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites adamjenner 0 #60 April 6, 2004 My friend Jeff and I have 2 quotes...and they go like this jeff: Hey adam...I think that girl wants you me: Of course she wants me...she's a woman ain't she? and the other jeff: hey adam you've been working out? me: yeah i'm huge Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Samurai136 0 #61 April 6, 2004 "They never covered this in the flight simulator." Ken"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DALAILAMA 0 #62 April 6, 2004 "Stupid mapquest""Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bobsled92 0 #63 April 6, 2004 "Respect me for my mind!" ....now can you seee how silly it sounds_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites headoverheels 292 #64 April 6, 2004 We didn't have time for an avionics repair, so we are just gonna taxi up 337 to our destination. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites elpeludo 0 #65 April 7, 2004 AHhhhhh ! "FUCK ME RUNNIN"! SHIT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites souleh 0 #66 April 7, 2004 "Congratulations. You've passed." 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Orchid 0 #67 April 7, 2004 D...amn....now my vibrator ran out of battery....arghhhh!"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skymonkey13 0 #68 April 7, 2004 Quote"da plane! da plane!" I thought that was something you say when you go to Dunkin Donuts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 3 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
ThighMan 5 #57 April 6, 2004 We get to jump that? Way cool. Remember to open the "Back Door" to exit.Airborne Blue Skies, No Wind Feet and Knees Together Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DownWind 0 #58 April 6, 2004 Flaps, that's right, I was supposed to use the flaps. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #59 April 6, 2004 This is your captain speaking - we are nopw cruising at a an altitude of 7 feet, please keep your seatbelts fastened, and enjoy your flight. As an added note - on your right and left you can now see the famouse I-95.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #60 April 6, 2004 My friend Jeff and I have 2 quotes...and they go like this jeff: Hey adam...I think that girl wants you me: Of course she wants me...she's a woman ain't she? and the other jeff: hey adam you've been working out? me: yeah i'm huge Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #61 April 6, 2004 "They never covered this in the flight simulator." Ken"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DALAILAMA 0 #62 April 6, 2004 "Stupid mapquest""Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #63 April 6, 2004 "Respect me for my mind!" ....now can you seee how silly it sounds_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 292 #64 April 6, 2004 We didn't have time for an avionics repair, so we are just gonna taxi up 337 to our destination. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elpeludo 0 #65 April 7, 2004 AHhhhhh ! "FUCK ME RUNNIN"! SHIT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #66 April 7, 2004 "Congratulations. You've passed." 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #67 April 7, 2004 D...amn....now my vibrator ran out of battery....arghhhh!"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skymonkey13 0 #68 April 7, 2004 Quote"da plane! da plane!" I thought that was something you say when you go to Dunkin Donuts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
