I need my Skybytch, where is she?

[flyangel2 2]

Hey, just wanted to let you all know that I think the Bytch is the bomb.

So, here's a post that we can list why we love Lisa so much.

~She knows so much about gear.
~She listens to all your problems.
~Loves to do the stay up late thing and do the girly talk.
~She's funny to watch fly in the tunnel.
~She the one person that you can shake the port-a-potty with her in it, and she won't try to get even with you.
~When I'm in charge of the spot for a demo, and screw up, she still wants to do demo jumps with you.
~Man, can that girl drink.

I miss my little Bytch and can't wait to see her at WFFC.

Everyone show her the love.

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[Deuce 1]

I'll hump her leg if that will help.

[headoverheels 292]

She's busy with new techniques to sublimate her sex drive.

[flyangel2 2]

OH, that's another thing:

~She ask me to send on great leg humping to skygods

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[eeneR 1]

She is one of a kind

You rock Lisa...love ya dear.

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[katiebear21 0]

~She doesn't get pissed when she's covered in sticky cake
~She loves jell-o shots
~She's got nice Pantz
~She still gets emotional every time she watches her JFTC video
~She always has good stuff to put in your coffee in the morning
~She's a good listener and never lets a girlfriend drink alone

Katie
Get your PMS glass necklace here

[flyangel2 2]

BTW Renee, who is that sexy goddess next to you in your avatar?

Looks like she can really rip up the slopes on a board

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[kai2k1 0]

yeah, the bytch RAWKS!! With that being said so do you Mar and Eener!! thanks for listening to me and talking me out of stupid ebay auctions too!

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

[eeneR 1]

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BTW Renee, who is that sexy goddess next to you in your avatar?

It is this crazy lady from out in Colorado Yea, she spanked me on the mountains...

Now we need to get a pic of us with the bytch getting in some trouble sometime soon!!!! look out three of us together = serious trouble

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[Stacy 0]

- bytch gives me trashbags to put my muddy gear in after i swoop the mud trench at sebastian

- her dog doesn't eat off my plate when i drag food into the drop shop

- even though i didn't get a mothers day card from my mexican child, she let me lick her boobs.

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[RkyMtnHigh 0]

I can't wait to meet Lisa soon. Once I settle in, I'll be making my initial Florida dz tour and Sebastian is on the top of my list.

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[Marz 0]

I only met Lisa briefly but I thought she was awesome!

Marz

[Michele 1]

She just rocks. There's no explaining that. Some people just do...and she just does.



Ciels-
Michele

~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

[RevJim 0]

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So, here's a post that we can list why we love Lisa so much.

"cause even if she doesn't (didn't) agree with my canopy choice, she's still willing to jump with me."


and The Rack(tm) is megasmackdealiowickednice!

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[dustin19d 0]

Lisa rocks.. She sent me a free pair of nice goggles(and more) when I ordered some stuff from her.

[Zeemax 0]

she has a great ass and is fricken awesome in bed. I never knew legs could go there....

Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE
Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

[skymama 35]

Some people are just born cool. Lisa is one of those people.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[sunshine 2]

~She drove out of her way to come visit me last year
~She kicks me out of tent city when i make too much noise
~She was with me the one and only time i went into the C130 bar
~She's an excellent golf cart driver
~She's a good influence on me and won't let me smoke pot
~My mom gets mad at me when i call lisa a Bytch

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[ChasingBlueSky 0]

who?

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you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me....
I WILL fly again.....

[turtlespeed 212]

I took her. I'm holding her for ransom.

She'll post only if I let her go, or if she escapes.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Muenkel 0]

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I took her. I'm holding her for ransom.

When you took her, did you also take Sebazz?

Lisa can seriously kick your ass like a lady!

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Chris

[flyangel2 2]

Well, so long as you are satisfying her sexual needs

Just a warning, I'm sure you'll get tired and worn out, way before The Bytch does.

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[arlo 0]

let's bump this mother back up. :)

i love lisa because she had my back during the water war a couple months back...

but MOSTLY because i have to love anyone that's more trouble than i am.

...and she's real. and i like real.

...and she's my sister.

love on ya,
arlo