How do you get rid of the body?

[SpeedRacer 1]

Let's hear some creative ideas out there. If you've just killed someone, how do you get rid of the body?

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[hobbes4star 0]

back yard garden.

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[quade 3]

Oh my god, how many times do I have to tell people this . . .

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[lawrocket 3]

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Let's hear some creative ideas out there. If you've just killed someone, how do you get rid of the body?

Two words - "Winston Wolf"

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[tunaplanet 0]

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How do you get rid of the body?

Ask Jimmy Hoffa.

Forty-two

[skybytch 259]

I live in Florida now. This one's easy.

Wrap well to avoid telltale fluids in vehicle, put in trunk of car, take to canal/river/swamp late at night, dump.

Could also chop it up into pieces and deposit each piece in a different waterway over the course of a few nights, but that leaves open more chances to get caught with the evidence. Seems like it'd be kinda messy too.

[ChrisL 2]

Ever see the film "Eating Raoul"?

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My mighty steed

[airtwardo 6]

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how do you get rid of the body?

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Place it on the grill at any dropzone...

all traces will be gone in minutes!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Dougiefresh 0]

Ebay.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

[crwmike 0]

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Let's hear some creative ideas out there. If you've just killed someone, how do you get rid of the body?

Two words - "Winston Wolf"

One word - "Everglades"

Michael

[skymama 35]

Drop it off at Speedracer's house.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[SpeedRacer 1]

Of course, at my home DZ, a big pile of scrap wood and a couple gallons of Jet-A seem to be able to get rid of just about anything.

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[CrazyIvan 0]

Easy, Meadowlands, NJ

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[tunaplanet 0]

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Easy, Meadowlands, NJ

Yeah, that's where all those NY teams go to die.

Forty-two

[Laurel 0]

Feed it ti the alligators or just pour lyme on the body to dissolve.

I'm really a sweet innocent girl.

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[lifewithoutanet 0]

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because there's no good in leaving it in a deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig shit now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig."

Give it a name...

-C.

[tunaplanet 0]

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Apparently, the best thing to do is

Yeah, nothing like a realistic method.

I'm sure we all have a farm of pigs out back to do this.

Forty-two

[lifewithoutanet 0]

My friend, if we're really trying to dispose of a body, I'd say we have a bigger problem than not having a pig-farm within a convenient distance.

It's from a movie...hence "give it a name"...

-C.

[tunaplanet 0]

You're thinking too hard. It's much simpler. Use your head and think. It'll come to you.

For me, it's time to count sheep. Long day.

Peace.

Forty-two

[dbattman 0]

SNATCH!

Great flick.

[sunshine 2]

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Yeah, nothing like a realistic method.

I'm sure we all have a farm of pigs out back to do this.

My sister lives on a pig farm...in fact i was at her house earlier today visiting...

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I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[lifewithoutanet 0]

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SNATCH!

Great flick.

You got it. Wonder when Ritchie is going to come out w/ a third. Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels kicked ass. Snatch followed well in suit.

Along those lines, if you can ever find the movie Croupier, check it out. Tough to find it to rent, but Barnes & Noble has it. -->Croupier
-C.

[Beerlight 0]

Serve it up with some baked beans and TATER SALAD!

[mardigrasbob 0]

Do a Houdini

[lawrocket 3]

- Translated:
"When disposing of an adult body under water, you must use a 2-1 ratio of ballast to body weight. But, if you have to dispose of a child, the ratio is 3-1."
"Why?"
"Because the child hasn't had the chance to fully develop and calcify his bones. That means he's lighter and can float to the top."
"What do you do about midgets?"
"I don't know. Hmm. Never had that one. I guess 2-1? THey're adults, but they are bullt like kids."

What movie?

My wife is hotter than your wife.