PhillyKev 0 #1 June 29, 2004 This has been done a few times, so try to be original. Here's my submission. If I jumped on your back would you beat me off? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #2 June 29, 2004 Are you Just Anybody? Because I don't want to be with Just Anybody tonight. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #3 June 29, 2004 That sure is a awsome dress, it will look good on the floor next to my bed. RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydived19006 4 #4 June 29, 2004 This one has been done and overdone, but I do love it (although never tryed it) Nice shoes, want'a fuck?Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueskyserenity 0 #5 June 29, 2004 How about - I'm sweet poison, wanna taste? I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #6 June 29, 2004 QuoteThat sure is a awsome dress, it will look good on the floor next to my bed. Roy I said original, not the most ever posted before Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #7 June 29, 2004 I bet you taste purtier than you look! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #8 June 29, 2004 Would you like to go back to my tent and dirt dive a Naked 100 point 2 way? If your friend wants to join us, we can make it a 3 way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #9 June 29, 2004 QuoteWould you like to go back to my tent and dirt dive a Naked 100 point 2 way? If your friend wants to join us, we can make it a 3 way. Nice. My best line is "Hey, you." So I don't have anything else to add. -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flyer2Diver 0 #10 June 29, 2004 Want to get a pizza and fuck? ... What's the matter, you don't like pizza?_______________________________ 30005KT 10SM SKC 23/05 A3006 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #11 June 29, 2004 I heard a pickup line/technique that I haven't heard before... Scenario: He sees me eating lunch in a restaurant, and working on my laptop, walks over and says "Are you a college student?" I reply "no, I'm a bit older than that, I'm just looking for a job". He says "oh really, what field, I might be able to help"...conversation continues to "I don't want your number, but if you give me your email address, I'll send you some leads"...here's the email he sent: ______________ Hi K, I met you yesterday at the Thai restaurant. I've got a few emails, and job leads I'll send you and a couple of points of contact......just gotta find them. When I do, you'll have them. If you get bored while in *****, and want someone to hang out with, give me a call @ ***-****. We'll get ya out of the house....maybe get a cup of coffee, go to a movie, or dinner. Regardless you'll get your job info. Have a good morning. Mike _____________________ Ya know it was a refreshing pickup technique, perhaps I'll go ahead and give him a call! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #12 June 29, 2004 Hey, I just bought an entire Otter load; Any women who want to jump naked jump for free! ----------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #13 June 29, 2004 QuoteHey, I just bought an entire Otter load; Any women who want to jump naked jump for free! ----------------- That's not a pickup line. That's a ploy for LOTS of extra altitude Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #14 June 29, 2004 My friends and I throw alot of fairly large parties. You get alot of people in a house with 2 kegs of beer and people get rowdy. I think I meet more girls by throwing their boyfriends out of parties than any other way. Usually they know their bf is being an asshat and needs to leave and have usually told them that several times, so when we toss him out the girls tend to want to stay, "as long as you can give me a ride home in the mourning" they always say... Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nael 0 #15 June 29, 2004 I was in a bar a few years ago, and started talking to a guy. After about 10 minutes, he holds his hand up, and tells me to place my hand flat against his. I think nothing of it, and do it, and his hand is considerably larger than mine (as most guys hands are) and he simply says "see how big my hand is, now imagine how big my dick is!". I thought it was hillarious, but I still just walked away. A couple of weeks ago my friend got the "I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?". We gave the guy heaps of shit for it!www.TerminalSports.com.auAustralia's largest skydive gear store Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lainey 0 #16 June 29, 2004 Quote A couple of weeks ago my friend got the "I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?". We gave the guy heaps of shit for it! haha i was so thinking that when i saw this thread! And you shed not a single tear for the things that you didn't need 'Cause you knew you were finally free - Death Cab For Cutie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marz 0 #17 June 30, 2004 "Songs and stories have been written about my tongue" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #18 June 30, 2004 I've taken these as someone trying to subltely pick me up via his sig lines...lol... "ME, MYSELF, & I, How many can YOU fit in a post?VSG can get in approx 31 I buy duct tape by the case! Shut-up Brother #1 " It seems that this person takes an awful lot of time and energy thinking about ME... ***Also, has anyone heard or said this one... "Do the other angels know you're missing?" A man at a newsstand leaned over and whispered that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #19 June 30, 2004 I said original, not the most ever posted before *** Weeelllllll exxxxccuuuussseee meeeee........ actually I am a big fan of " your eyes are beautiful, wanna fuck?" you either get slapped, or if they laugh, ya gots a shot.... RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #20 June 30, 2004 We had a competition while I was in training to pull a girl using the line (plummiest Colin Firth voice) "I say princess, you really are bang on!" while looking at her through the bottom of a pint beer glass. No-one succeeded but several guys got slapped. My favourite is: "Nice dress, think I can talk you out of it?" But the most successful has always been: "What would you like to drink?" after all, my sig line works for both sexes...*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nael 0 #21 June 30, 2004 QuoteQuote A couple of weeks ago my friend got the "I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?". We gave the guy heaps of shit for it! haha i was so thinking that when i saw this thread! The best part was his expectant face just after he said it. No shame!www.TerminalSports.com.auAustralia's largest skydive gear store Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brodes 0 #22 June 30, 2004 I invented this one while, um, drinking beer, last weekend. 'Hi, I have tourettes syndrome. FUCK ME.' sorry haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pa2themd 0 #23 June 30, 2004 QuoteWould you like to go back to my tent and dirt dive a Naked 100 point 2 way? If your friend wants to join us, we can make it a 3 way. This line is perfect for Piisfish "Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 136 #24 July 2, 2004 thanks for advertising... and what about this girls pick up line we heard in Pietermaritzburg... "Got a party in my mouth, wanna come ?? "scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
