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ACMESkydiver

Doesn't everyone name their parachute???

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My '89 Toyota Supra is named "Suzy Supra".
My '86 Honda CBR600F3 is named "Holly the Honda".
My '99 Jeep Wrangler is names "Jessie the Jeep".

But I have yet to name my Crossfire2, my Spectre or my BASE canopy and I some how don't think I will name them anytime soon. But you go right ahead and name your canopy.
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What, you mean THIS canopy?
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witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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What, you mean THIS canopy?
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...apparently your canopy is imbued with magical powers, as it's previous two owners didn't die jumping without chest-straps...:|:o (Of course, wearing a chest strap may have had damaging consequences to the paid-for goods, perhaps...) :D:D:D
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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Mine has a name something like
"GD MFing CSing PofS, OPEN!!!!!!" :)




"OK you primitive FVCKS. THIS, is my BOOOOOM STICK!!!"



ps - "firearms" is one word. :P
witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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ps - "firearms" is one word. :P



Apparently spell check doesn't give a sh*t, junior...:D:D


PS...ain't it so cute when couples use their own pictures in their avatars??? Like Weegegirl frequently has an avatar of her and WrongWay...and RoadRash has her and you...

Just focking adorable!!
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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ps - bite me. :P



Naw, you'll get plenty o' that when you get home, I'm sure...:D -Shit, was that out loud? :o No matter...get used to 'thwack'...that is all I'm gonna say about that.

Mwahahahaaaaaa!!! I love corrupting the young and innocent... B|
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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Of course you can, wait till you see what I have now. SCARY!!!!



Is it the one that you were telling me about made from "Alternate" materials??;) I gotta see that thing fly.:oB|

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Mine came with a "name".

It's stitched on the bottom skin.

"Ascension"

:)


NICE;)
MINE IS CALLED Arch ANGEL ( AFTER aRCH aNGEL mIKE) and is embriodered on the side of my rig too. (with wings comming from the "A"s:))
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MINE IS CALLED Arch ANGEL ( AFTER aRCH aNGEL mIKE) and is embriodered on the side of my rig too. (with wings comming from the "A"s:))



(Cover your ears, er, stabilizers, fluffy...)
Ooohh!! :o That's cooler than my 'Fluffy'!!
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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I don't name my canopies or rigs. I did consider one of them haunted, though, as I had three reserve rides on it and none on the other one.

I've since sold it to a lowtimer who will be jumping a velocity 89 in it loaded at 3:1. I guess I'll see if it's really haunted now, huh? :P

(that was humor. Humour for the Brits)

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As a packer, we named most of the tandem canopies. All purple was Barney, All grey was Smog, a very colorful EZ was called Circus Tent, another that was all pastels was called Easter Egg. There were two canopies that were red,black, and grey. They got named RoadKill and RoadKill II. A green one was called Gumby.
"And the sky is blue and righteous in every direction" Survivor Chuck Palahniuk

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MINE IS CALLED Arch ANGEL ( AFTER aRCH aNGEL mIKE) and is embriodered on the side of my rig too. (with wings comming from the "A"s:))



(Cover your ears, er, stabilizers, fluffy...)
Ooohh!! :o That's cooler than my 'Fluffy'!!


WHAMalamma- ding-dong! I love my canopy!
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If I could be a Super Hero,
I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year.
http://www.hangout.no/speednews/

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Spanky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

compressed disk, 3-4 from opening consistenly, like a fucking rocket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't have to shout please open!

I usually throw out, and brace myself for a spanking, and oddly enough, it's what I get, no matter who, or how it's packed, it spanks me...

Got a pocket slider on the way, hopefully it'll calm spanky down a bit and she won't be so damn intense...

I'd love to get just a little snivel out of her.


jjf
It's a gas, gas, gas...

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Z-PO, Yike's!!!

I was gonna trade a guy my Sabre 210 for one of those. Jumped it 5 times and got slammed everytime. After the first 3 I did clear and pulls form whatever altitude I could get a pass at.

Flew nice but not alot of flare on the one I was on.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Next semester when I get my own rig I'm gonna name it "Charlie" or some similar masculine name. That way, I can tell the guys that as long as I have Charlie in my life everything will be ok, and I'll say that Charlie comes home with me every night....:D
Come on, I'm single, I gotta have a LITTLE fun with it!
Sarah


Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...

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