AggieDave 6 #1 November 23, 2004 I was in the kitchen cutting up some vegetables and I cut off my left pinky finger...I'm bleeding and it hurts. Has anyone else done this before? What was your experience? I'm going to get to the doctor later, but wanted advice now.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brits17 0 #2 November 23, 2004 lmao _______________________ aerialkinetics.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 November 23, 2004 Yeah, Mary is gonna kick my ass...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #4 November 23, 2004 I prescribe several strong Jack and Coke's. Cold water should get the blood stains off the keyboard. Bet you're wishing you had a rigger's ticket now. Cuz then you could sew it up yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #5 November 23, 2004 QUICK, HURRY............FAST..................jump out of the 4th story window and scream like a little girl! J/K. -Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #6 November 23, 2004 QuoteYeah, Mary is gonna kick my ass... Are you kidding me? I'm loving you more and more. Maybe now some people will get the idea as to how stupid some post are. Loving you more and moreMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #7 November 23, 2004 QuoteI was in the kitchen cutting up some vegetables and I cut off my left pinky finger...I'm bleeding and it hurts. Has anyone else done this before? What was your experience? I'm going to get to the doctor later, but wanted advice now. You will want to use the other hand for the shocker now._________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #8 November 23, 2004 BTW Dave, you are now busted, I see you lurk the Women's Forums.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakflyer9999 1 #9 November 23, 2004 I cut off my right pinky and ring finger once. Picked up the hand and looked at it, then promptly passed out. I woke up in the doctor's office with a nurse cleaning the end of my fingers and promptly passed out again. Next thing I remember I had a splint on both fingers and was at home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #10 November 23, 2004 make sure you hold the hand over your keyboard until the finger finishes draining. then, duh, do a search for "cleaning keyboards"- this topic has been discussed at least 10 times in the past. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #11 November 23, 2004 Put it in the 'fridge and call your doc. NOW! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #12 November 23, 2004 Quote BTW Dave, you are now busted, I see you lurk the Women's Forums Are you kidding, that's some of the best entertainment on this entire website!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dorbie 0 #13 November 23, 2004 You'll find that you're all asymmetric now and may have trouble walking in a straight line, standing up straight etc. This is a very dangerous condition that if allowed to persist for long could be fatal. The only solution is to cut the right pinky off to match the left. Cauterize the stubbs on the hotplate to staunch the bleeding and you'll be fine. No need to get the doc he'd only charge you for the same info. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #14 November 23, 2004 Why bother with the doctor? Don't you know skydivers know everything and we can answer all your questions. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #15 November 23, 2004 Your post is a LIE! Why....being a REAL Texas boy... Would cut fruit? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #16 November 23, 2004 Ok, ok, I didn't want to bring it up, but I was shooting some vegitables in the kitchen this afternoon and accidently shot off my pinky...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BGill 0 #17 November 23, 2004 4 fingers??? you'll fit perfectly in the simpsons! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #18 November 23, 2004 Dave, now we know you are into body mod. Trying to be the 4-fingered cat in your avatar, are you? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #19 November 23, 2004 Wait a second, are you telling us you cut your whole pinky finger off? And you're not going to the ER? If it's true, you're an infection waiting to happen. When I was in 11th grade, I cut the end of my thumb off right down to the bone on a paper cutter in photography class. I had to have a skin graft. They took the skin from my ass. So now I say to people that if they want to see my ass, all they have to do is look at my thumb. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #20 November 23, 2004 If you look around in the womens forum for a post that Flyangel posted, yall might get this post...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #21 November 23, 2004 I'm afraid to go in there. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #22 November 23, 2004 Ok, then its in this thread: CLICKY--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #23 November 23, 2004 Oh geez, that post definitely makes me happy I'm a man. And fuck you for tricking me into telling my ass/thumb story. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #24 November 23, 2004 Actually I think that's a pretty cool story. I did something like that opening a bottle of Corona 2 years ago. I didn't have a bottle opener so I was using the back of my knife (a folder and it was closed), which is a trick I'd used probably a hundred times before. Well I pop the top off, go to take a drink and the rim feels like cut glass, I look at it and it is, I look at my right hand and blood is pouring VERY quickly out of my middle finger. The rim of the bottle had broken and sliced through the tip of myfinger. Well it took about 30 minutes and a couple more beers to get the bleeding to stop and to this day the tip of that finger is still kinda flat. I had taken it nearly to the bone and taken just about the entire tip off my finger. I guess I should have gone to the ER but I thought "gee, there's really no way to get any stitches because there's nothing to sew together, so fuck it hand me another beer..." Oh, this was all out at the DZ at the end of the day.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nacmacfeegle 0 #25 November 23, 2004 "Well I pop the top off, go to take a drink and the rim feels like cut glass" Spydercos, man they are lethal. Get yourself a nice Swiss Army knife. "gee, there's really no way to get any stitches because there's nothing to sew together, so fuck it hand me another beer..." and that roll of duct tape.-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
sunshine 2 #14 November 23, 2004 Why bother with the doctor? Don't you know skydivers know everything and we can answer all your questions. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #15 November 23, 2004 Your post is a LIE! Why....being a REAL Texas boy... Would cut fruit? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #16 November 23, 2004 Ok, ok, I didn't want to bring it up, but I was shooting some vegitables in the kitchen this afternoon and accidently shot off my pinky...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #17 November 23, 2004 4 fingers??? you'll fit perfectly in the simpsons! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #18 November 23, 2004 Dave, now we know you are into body mod. Trying to be the 4-fingered cat in your avatar, are you? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #19 November 23, 2004 Wait a second, are you telling us you cut your whole pinky finger off? And you're not going to the ER? If it's true, you're an infection waiting to happen. When I was in 11th grade, I cut the end of my thumb off right down to the bone on a paper cutter in photography class. I had to have a skin graft. They took the skin from my ass. So now I say to people that if they want to see my ass, all they have to do is look at my thumb. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #20 November 23, 2004 If you look around in the womens forum for a post that Flyangel posted, yall might get this post...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #21 November 23, 2004 I'm afraid to go in there. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #22 November 23, 2004 Ok, then its in this thread: CLICKY--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #23 November 23, 2004 Oh geez, that post definitely makes me happy I'm a man. And fuck you for tricking me into telling my ass/thumb story. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #24 November 23, 2004 Actually I think that's a pretty cool story. I did something like that opening a bottle of Corona 2 years ago. I didn't have a bottle opener so I was using the back of my knife (a folder and it was closed), which is a trick I'd used probably a hundred times before. Well I pop the top off, go to take a drink and the rim feels like cut glass, I look at it and it is, I look at my right hand and blood is pouring VERY quickly out of my middle finger. The rim of the bottle had broken and sliced through the tip of myfinger. Well it took about 30 minutes and a couple more beers to get the bleeding to stop and to this day the tip of that finger is still kinda flat. I had taken it nearly to the bone and taken just about the entire tip off my finger. I guess I should have gone to the ER but I thought "gee, there's really no way to get any stitches because there's nothing to sew together, so fuck it hand me another beer..." Oh, this was all out at the DZ at the end of the day.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #25 November 23, 2004 "Well I pop the top off, go to take a drink and the rim feels like cut glass" Spydercos, man they are lethal. Get yourself a nice Swiss Army knife. "gee, there's really no way to get any stitches because there's nothing to sew together, so fuck it hand me another beer..." and that roll of duct tape.-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
