pop 0 #1 December 2, 2004 A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name. "My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a traditional family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men. What's your name?" she asked. "Beerfuck," he replied. So whats your name? 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 December 2, 2004 MorganWhiskeyAggieSwoop...I give up, the name is going to get too long.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjules 0 #3 December 2, 2004 SKY JEWELS ***Free bird Forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #4 December 2, 2004 So should I call you Beer or F*ck for short? ~R+R...What's yo name is?...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,476 #5 December 2, 2004 Once upon a time an Indian elder was standing outside a teepee as a woman inside prepared to give birth. A child of the tribe walked up to the elder and asked him what he was doing. "As the elder of our tribe, it is my solemn duty to name our newest member. I am considering it now. I must be prepared for the birth." "How do you decide what to name them?" asked the child. "I watch and see what message the goddess sends me. When your father was born, I stood outside a tent on a night like this and felt a breeze begin to blow; I named him Desert Wind Rising. When your mother was born, I saw the sunrise reveal the first desert blooms; I named her Earth-Blooming. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #6 December 2, 2004 Well........what did he name the new kid????? "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 37 #7 December 2, 2004 QuoteWell........what did he name the new kid????? New child's name might be "Stupid Question""Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #8 December 2, 2004 QuoteSo should I call you Beer or F*ck for short? I would hate to be called fuck for short_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #9 December 2, 2004 "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #10 December 2, 2004 QuoteQuoteSo should I call you Beer or F*ck for short? I would hate to be called fuck for short Yea but Stupidfuc.... is just too long! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #11 December 2, 2004 QuoteQuoteSo should I call you Beer or F*ck for short? I would hate to be called fuck for short its prolly better then short fuck"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 December 2, 2004 I guess i'm Pinkass. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,476 #13 December 2, 2004 > Well........what did he name the new kid? Two-dogs-fucking-babbling. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #14 December 2, 2004 Ill be the first to claim that name for a few reasons.._________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #15 December 3, 2004 QuoteSo whats your name? NAP.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinjackflash 0 #16 December 3, 2004 ROFLMAO I THINK I JUST PISSED MY PANTS OMG LOL!!!!!!!It's a gas, gas, gas... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #18 December 3, 2004 GravityGirls ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
