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Some favorites :D

"Were you spanking my ass last night?"

"You seem really familiar..."

"He cut the screen out of the window 'cause he couldn't find the door..." :o

"Not me. No liquor...only a few jelloshots..." :)

"I'm going to make the first load tomorrow..." :D

"It doesn't seem that cold to me..." (It was 55 degrees at 11pm and dropped from there)

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"I don't want to sit next to LoudDan". "Why not?" "Because Dan is LOUD!"

From the owner at the B & B I stayed at; "I heard there were women runnning around last night in lingerie." "How did you know that?" "Because it's a small town!" The party had only been finished by about 6 hours when I had that conversation on Sunday morning! :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Mel - "Hey Allie - you gotta try this - it's really fun."

"Dude -did you see that? She just put her knee on my shoulder. Yeah - but she was standing UP!"
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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"Dude -did you see that? She just put her knee on my shoulder. Yeah - but she was standing UP!"



:D You must be talking about Angela. Yeah, I <> her flexibility!B| You should see the tricks she can do with her tongue!:o

One of my many drunken quotes included, "I'll finish off this vodka!" Yeah, that one finished me off as well :S.

Cheers!

--Jairo
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Some day when I'm a badass freeflyer, I won't have to dress like this to get attention. But right now I suck, so you do what you have to do.


Me: Do you know you're nipple is showing?
Her: (Nodding) Uh huh
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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me: are you cold
girl : no

looks down

girl: on maybe a little

me: guys i win...she didnt hit me

girl: hell with allis boobs running around here, im glad mine get any attention





girl 2: so how are we gona do this?

me: front or back? :D:D:D:D:D>:(



"am i gona walk around today with my face covered?"

three guys in unision "uh-huh"
"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

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girl "you know- i have to say, im really really comfortable with you rubbing on my boobs!. it doesnt bother me at all":ph34r:




LIAR......that was from the night before the boogie....busted...got snother one though....happened in your car actually


wow.....your boobs make great pillows
"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

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"Well, I think I'll um - just go take a shower . . . and I'll knock before I come back out - OK?"

Then -

"Oh - shit - sorry - I'll go back and knock."
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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True story:

Friend:blah blah blah
Me:what?
Friend:blah blah blah
Me:WHAT?
Friend:blah blah blah
Me:Man, you gotta speak up! You know I'm fucking deaf!!
Everybody else within earshot::D:D:D:D:D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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