happythoughts 0 #1 February 15, 2005 Some favorites "Were you spanking my ass last night?" "You seem really familiar..." "He cut the screen out of the window 'cause he couldn't find the door..." "Not me. No liquor...only a few jelloshots..." "I'm going to make the first load tomorrow..." "It doesn't seem that cold to me..." (It was 55 degrees at 11pm and dropped from there) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #2 February 15, 2005 "Fuckin rain" "Fuckin wind" .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #3 February 15, 2005 "Hold my beer, watch this" RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #4 February 15, 2005 "I dont see what the big deal is with Jello shots...I mean they taste good..but I've had six already and dont feel anything..." Moments later after crossing the bridge...KABOOM! I'm feelin Happppay! Mmmmmmm....Lip Venom _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 February 15, 2005 " Cocheese, WTF were you thinking " "THAT must be the sweet Melstarr" "No ,i had no idea Skymonkeyone was your husband i'm new." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #6 February 15, 2005 "I don't want to sit next to LoudDan". "Why not?" "Because Dan is LOUD!" From the owner at the B & B I stayed at; "I heard there were women runnning around last night in lingerie." "How did you know that?" "Because it's a small town!" The party had only been finished by about 6 hours when I had that conversation on Sunday morning! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #7 February 15, 2005 "No no no, I only swallow." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #8 February 15, 2005 "My Panties will not stay up!!.... F*ck it, Gimme another Jello shot". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #9 February 15, 2005 Quote"My Panties will not stay up!!.... F*ck it, Gimme another Jello shot". I dunno what you're talkin about _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #10 February 15, 2005 Mel - "Hey Allie - you gotta try this - it's really fun." "Dude -did you see that? She just put her knee on my shoulder. Yeah - but she was standing UP!"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #11 February 15, 2005 There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #12 February 15, 2005 "Hey, lets rig the governor!" "Where did you get that bike" "Put some bubbles in it...." ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #13 February 15, 2005 "I don't know her name, but I would like her to have my babies." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JGarcia 0 #14 February 15, 2005 Quote"Dude -did you see that? She just put her knee on my shoulder. Yeah - but she was standing UP!" You must be talking about Angela. Yeah, I <> her flexibility! You should see the tricks she can do with her tongue! One of my many drunken quotes included, "I'll finish off this vodka!" Yeah, that one finished me off as well . Cheers! --JairoLow Profile, snag free helmet mount for your Sony X3000 action cam! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #15 February 16, 2005 Some day when I'm a badass freeflyer, I won't have to dress like this to get attention. But right now I suck, so you do what you have to do. Me: Do you know you're nipple is showing? Her: (Nodding) Uh huhStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #16 February 16, 2005 me: are you cold girl : no looks down girl: on maybe a little me: guys i win...she didnt hit me girl: hell with allis boobs running around here, im glad mine get any attention girl 2: so how are we gona do this? me: front or back? "am i gona walk around today with my face covered?" three guys in unision "uh-huh""Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #17 February 16, 2005 girl "you know- i have to say, im really really comfortable with you rubbing on my boobs!. it doesnt bother me at all" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #18 February 16, 2005 Quotegirl "you know- i have to say, im really really comfortable with you rubbing on my boobs!. it doesnt bother me at all" LIAR......that was from the night before the boogie....busted...got snother one though....happened in your car actually wow.....your boobs make great pillows"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #19 February 16, 2005 it wasnt in my car, and i consider the ENTIRE trip part of the boogie.... she should have slapped you though! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #20 February 16, 2005 "Well, I think I'll um - just go take a shower . . . and I'll knock before I come back out - OK?" Then - "Oh - shit - sorry - I'll go back and knock."I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #21 February 16, 2005 QuoteWell, I think I'll um - just go take a shower . . . and I'll knock before I come back out - OK?" Then - "Oh - shit - sorry - I'll go back and knock." Follwed by: Q: or I could just Fly Outside Video.. A: Sorry but I left my camera helmet at the DZ.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #22 February 16, 2005 Quoteit wasnt in my car, and i consider the ENTIRE trip part of the boogie.... she should have slapped you though! no goof....my quote happened in your car....you were just to busy talking non stop "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #23 February 16, 2005 ohh.... hahahaha.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
allisonjr 0 #24 February 16, 2005 Clint, you've got to be talking about this...(see attached pic) It WAS fun!!!*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Alli P.M.S. #3 If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #25 February 17, 2005 True story: Friend:blah blah blah Me:what? Friend:blah blah blah Me:WHAT? Friend:blah blah blah Me:Man, you gotta speak up! You know I'm fucking deaf!! Everybody else within earshot:"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites