Feeblemind 1 #51 February 19, 2005 101 great quickies by Laura Corn. PS thats a book Phil Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #52 February 19, 2005 Quote>Buying out Home Depot for all your sexual fantasy needs??? Home Depot is a seriously underrated store when it comes to adult entertainment. There's a reason it's nicknamed "Dom(me) Depot". Their slogan should be, "For all your pervertable (tm) needs."Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #53 February 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteHome Depot is a seriously underrated store when it comes to adult entertainment. There you go being an elitist again. And I just realized that Bill said "underrated" instead of "overrated".... Perhaps I should pay more attention before calling people names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #54 February 19, 2005 Quote101 great quickies by Laura Corn. PS thats a book Hmmm...Do I need this? If so...why? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #55 February 19, 2005 I gotta stick with Hotel suites/hot tub/roses/and chilled wine (Home Depot comes in play when getting a 3 mil. clear plastic drop cloth to cover the bed with BEFORE the hot baby oil.)_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #56 February 19, 2005 If you have a waterbed, you don't need the dropcloth/shower curtain... just take off the sheets! Cleanup *CAN* be a bitch, tho.... Twister game: You play twister... every time someone falls, they take off a piece of clothing. Once everyone is nekkid, you break out the baby oil and play again. Shower curtain: Put the shower curtain on the floor. Have your partner lay suggestively on it. Take a spoon and a container of Cool Whip (set it out on the counter for a couple hours first!!) and fling a spoonful of Cool Whip at your partner. Lick it off, then it's your turn to be the objet d'art.....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #57 February 19, 2005 I prefer whipped cream in a can. Just point, shoot and lick..."It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #58 February 19, 2005 QuoteI prefer whipped cream in a can. Just point, shoot and lick... G'morning! Hope you're having a good weekend... The problem with canned whip cream is that it's *COLD*..... can make certain things magically shrink! Also, you don't have the *RANGE* that you can get with a spoonsful... when you have to aim like you have to with the canned stuff, you pretty much take out all the randomness that makes it so much fun....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #59 February 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteI prefer whipped cream in a can. Just point, shoot and lick... G'morning! Hope you're having a good weekend... The problem with canned whip cream is that it's *COLD*..... can make certain things magically shrink! Also, you don't have the *RANGE* that you can get with a spoonsful... when you have to aim like you have to with the canned stuff, you pretty much take out all the randomness that makes it so much fun.... G'morning....so far the weekend is good...not getting dressed today, just hanging out in my jammies. Cold can be good....as far as the shrinkage thing.....not if it's done right."It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 26 #60 February 19, 2005 QuoteThere's a reason it's nicknamed "Dom(me) Depot". I dont get it... What does that mean?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #61 February 19, 2005 QuoteI dont get it... What does that mean? Cant....stop.....coughing.....stop making me laugh... oh and i call bullshit... Oh and this thread title keeps getting this damn LoA song stuck in my head....thanks She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #62 February 20, 2005 QuoteI dont get it... What does that mean Glad i'm not the only one. I don't get it either. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,476 #63 February 20, 2005 >Glad i'm not the only one. I don't get it either. Google "dom" and "sub." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #64 February 20, 2005 QuoteGoogle "dom" and "sub." That will keep her busy for months.......She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgm458 0 #65 February 20, 2005 Seriously...how long have you been tappin' it? If you've been at it for awhile and it hasn't improved any, then it most likely won't. Try this...."You're boring in bed babe." One of two things will happen: 1) She leaves you and you move on to better things; 2) She cuts you off for awhile, but makes an effort to improve once she starts giving it up again. ***Disclaimer*** None of this was meant to sound crass ***End of Disclaimer***-------------------------------------------------- Failure to prepare is preparing to fail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #66 February 20, 2005 QuoteGlad i'm not the only one. I don't get it either. sunny dear.. you DOOOOO need to get out more....expand your horizons Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #67 February 20, 2005 Quotesunny dear.. you DOOOOO need to get out more....expand your horizons Are you flirting with me? Cause i like it!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
