skydiverbc 0 #1 February 25, 2005 was watching celebrity justice or one of those types of shows yesterday.... at the end of the show, they had a "there oughta be a law that ...." so what law would you put in to effect? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #2 February 25, 2005 I'd raise the limit on general damages for the small claims track from £1000 to £5000, effectively removing predictive costs from most RTA whiplash claims and EL/PL slip/trip cases, putting them into the fixed costs bracket. A small tweak I know, but I think it would go a long way to rein in our rising compensation culture. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 February 25, 2005 Laws ? ( does great Pee Wee Herman Laugh impression)Ha ha . laws.The law to end all laws. I'd make that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #4 February 25, 2005 The new hunting bill... on one day a year it is legal to hunt Chavs with dogs... You could even have a bounty system! cool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #5 February 25, 2005 Genius - you could train the hounds to hunt the scent of burburry! Who needs a bounty system - you'd just get to keep the bling off any you caught! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #6 February 25, 2005 For anyone who sends chain mail on a daily basis to be banished to a desolate island where they will knock each other off and therefore make the world a better place. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #7 February 25, 2005 that's fine if you particularly like Elizabeth Duke / Argos jewlery! There also needs to be some sort of provision for an anti-chav vehicle statute in the bill as well... See a nova with a body kit & neon lights? Then it's perfectly legal to run them off the road and set the hounds on them... (on the specific day only of course!) Think you could draft it up? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #8 February 25, 2005 Quotethat's fine if you particularly like Elizabeth Duke jewlery! ah, you'd just melt it down. That way you could include the crap in their teeth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #9 February 25, 2005 That would be an international law, right? And they wouldn't actually have to be poor right? The ones that piss me off most are the ones with money who dress like trash and act with no class. Muva Fukaswitty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #10 February 25, 2005 That is fucking scary dude... i was watching question time last night and thought the very same thing. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #11 February 25, 2005 a law saying that i have to field test all the up coming sexy actresses! or something like that Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 February 25, 2005 Quotea law saying that i hate to field test all the up coming sexy actresses! or something like that "have" maybe? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 February 25, 2005 There ought to be a law that requires every person that gets a driver's license to go through a MSF (motorcycle safety foundation) basic motorcycle course before getting their drivers license issued to them. Even if they don't own a motorcycle and have no desire to ever own a motorcycle. I think it would cut down on motorcycle fatalities, since people would be more aware of motorcycles on the roads and what its like to ride one. That or it should be legal for me to follow the person to their house and kick their ass after they try to run me over.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #14 February 25, 2005 Not a bad idea dave, but I can't imagine an MSF course full of paris hilton clones with designer heels and purses throwing on the helmets and riding around the parking lot. I would however like to teach that course as long as the bikes weren't mine Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #15 February 25, 2005 oops typo thanks Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #16 February 25, 2005 Well, since you're required to wear boots, pants, long sleeves and a helmet, hopefully those oblivious sorority cell phone driving drama-queen bitches will fall over a couple of times and then start driving w/o a cellphone to their ear and quit trying to run me over. I took the baffels out of my drag pipes for a similar effect and thus far its worked well. Folks hear me more now and tend to notice me after they hear me instead of just pulling out infront of me or trying to change lanes into me. Man, what I would give to watch some of those princess wanna-be chicks trying to ride those low cc bikes around a MSF course...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #17 February 25, 2005 "isn't it time we (the Skydiving community) excommunicated Swooping from our Sport. I remind you that we call it Skydiving because that's what we do it for.... Swooping is giving Skydiving a bad name. "My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #18 February 25, 2005 How about a law forbidding people to brag about skydiving unless they had jumped over a certain number of times in a year. This would then silence: a) the one jump wonder, describing his HALO experience b) the keen enthusiast, who can never actually make it to the DZ c) the bloke with over a thousand jumps, but done at the rate of 10 a year. (and yes I have done the maths)I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
