sunshine 2 #51 March 31, 2005 QuoteWhy did Wildblluueueuuue cross the road? ------------------------------------------------------------- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Damn, Remi! That was one of the funniest comments you've made all day Haha, i've been laughing about this all day. So nice of seth to provide such good entertainment. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #52 March 31, 2005 all i can say is wow you have done 383.56164 jumps a day every day for the last 5 years. Man you can pack fast. and yes i am that boredI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #53 March 31, 2005 QuotePlease, no personal attacks Fuque eu! Remterde! AND Bleu (ah, this French thing never gets old) If you entered the crosswalk when the indicator thingie was flashing, and not red, you legally crossed. In California, if you cross the "limit line" the white line that defines and intersection while the light is still yellow, you are legally crossing the intersection, even if you speed up (to the legal speed limit) to accomplish that goal. So, if you hurried up to enter the crosswalk in order to cross the street while the red hand was blinking, you should argue your case. I can honestly say that in 13 years on the job mostly in Oakland and San Francisco, that I never wrote a ticket for jaywalking. I did take some jaywalkers to prison for parole violations, but never wrote a "regular person" a ticket for jaywalking. Petty bullshit laws are great for collecting riffraff. I never bothered with them for "regular" people. An excuse to find wanted felons is a good thing. Using that excuse to generate revenue (it does) is petty nonsense. My attitude is responsible for me never working for the government again, so it does not prevail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #54 April 1, 2005 Quotethats retarded! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please, no personal attacks. Wildblue is still a person, so its not "that" its "you". (...actually, Remi, it's "you're".....but I'll cut you some slack because a) you're Canadian, and b) you're a moderator...). Suck it up, Seth, and quit bitchin'....I'm sure you've done a lot worse and not gotten ticketed for it. It's karma adjusting the scales. Had I been the rent-a-cop, I'd have pulled out a truncheon and beaten you senseless with it (...not that it would have taken much time, or any real effort). Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #55 April 1, 2005 BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA you are the most UNLUCKY bastard I think I have ever known...a ticket for JAYWALKING!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Oh, pardon. You poor soul, Wildbluey! Oh the horror, what a world, what a world... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #56 April 1, 2005 QuoteI'm sure you've done a lot worse and not gotten ticketed for it. Is this where we start listing it out?There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #57 April 1, 2005 Don - Does this mean I shouldn't call you as a character witness at trial? You'd probably show up wearing that gay blue color, and the judge would just throw me in jail.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #58 April 1, 2005 Ohhh... pick me for a charactor witness after the Job referal you never gave for me... Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #59 April 1, 2005 QuoteOhhh... pick me for a charactor witness after the Job referal you never gave for me... Be glad. You don't really want a reference from someone that can't cross the street correctly. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #60 April 1, 2005 QuoteQuoteOhhh... pick me for a charactor witness after the Job referal you never gave for me... Be glad. You don't really want a reference from someone that can't cross the street correctly. And can't even hide it from the cops. Sheez.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #61 April 1, 2005 Ya'll better never look to me for help when you're wronged by The Manit's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #62 April 1, 2005 QuoteYa'll better never look to me for help when you're wronged by The Man I try to look at you as little as possible. The sight hurts my eyes. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #63 April 1, 2005 QuoteQuoteYa'll better never look to me for help when you're wronged by The Man I try to look at you as little as possible. The sight hurts my eyes. I only looked at him once. That was enough for me. For the rest of my life. Now, that hot, sexy ex of his.... It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #64 April 1, 2005 QuoteYa'll better never look to me for help when you're wronged by The Man FYI, I already have Vonage. Seattle transit, among others, has been taken over by Vonage advertising. my favorite? this little quote: "All you need is broadband and a deep need to stick it to the man." Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #65 April 1, 2005 On a serious note... Wildblue you should probably read the exact citation that you were charged with... I've read Jaywalking laws that are only valid if you impede the flow of traffic in the process of crossing the street... PM me the location if its cool... I'm getting ready to move back to ohio and want to ensure i don't get pegged. ScottLivin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #66 April 1, 2005 I had something similar in LA. Being a South African, not having a "regular" drivers licence and explaining that the Orange Hand was "Beconing to me" helped me get off. C'mon. Orange hand? We have a green walking humanoid and a red standing humanoid. What's with the Orange disembodied hand? tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #67 April 2, 2005 It's apparently a good thing you got caught when you did.... proof here ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #68 April 2, 2005 Must be a some shit hole in ohio. Got to love them buckeye cops. ~you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loumeinhart 0 #69 April 2, 2005 QuoteMust be a some shit hole in ohio oh yea -it's like a video game here, try not to cross double-yellow while dodging potholes that rip your wheels off [-i'm 25 and single though -I should move out WEST!!!!! - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #70 April 2, 2005 QuoteI try to look at you as little as possible. The sight hurts my eyes. My compliments Che....it's not easy to include a smackdown AND an educational warning to others in the same sentence. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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