Funniest Foul-mouthed stand-up comedians of all time - your choices

[BillyVance 34]

I'm on a roll, baby...

I laughed so hard at the following:

Richard Pryor
Eddie Murphy (before he became a dad)

Honorable mention: Chris Rock

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Kid_Icarus 0]

Dennis Leary.


Nuff said

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[mnealtx 0]

Sam Kinison

Mike
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Dennis Leary.


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I second that.

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"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[CrazyIvan 0]

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Dennis Leary.


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Indeed!!!

and also George Carlin

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[FreeflyChile 0]

Bill Hicks.

end of discussion.

[justaflygirl 0]

Eddie Murphy &
Andrew "DICE" Clay

[airdweller 0]

Redd Fox

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[lawrocket 3]

I loved Sam Kinison. He was so damned funny.

Another one who is hilarious is (you won't believe this) Bob Saget. I'm telling you all right now - he is SO not what you think he is! He's the sickest fucking dude, especially hearing him with your preconceived notions that saccharine Saget's show was gonna be like Bill Cosby's. It wasn't.

Bob Saget is a sick man... I'd go see him again in a heartbeat.

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[catfishhunter 1]

Sam. No question

I miss him. He was a Wonderful Person. I had the opprotunity to spend quite abit of Time with him when I worked at Ceasers Palace. He always made it a point to come find what part of the Casino I was working in when he was in Town. I talked to him the night before he left Vegas headed for Reno. He has just gotten married and had stopped Drinking. Irionic that a Drunk Driver took him out.

Probably more info then the thread called for but reading this brought back a flood of memories.

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[kingbunky 3]

leary, dice and redd foxx for sure.

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[dixieskydiver 0]

Got to put Dave Chapelle and Robin Williams on there although they aren´t particularly foul mouthed. I have the George Carlin shirt with his list of two thousand dirty words, I wear it underneath my church clothes when my mom makes me go to church on easter and christmas.

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[BillyVance 34]

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Another one who is hilarious is (you won't believe this) Bob Saget. I'm telling you all right now - he is SO not what you think he is! He's the sickest fucking dude, especially hearing him with your preconceived notions that saccharine Saget's show was gonna be like Bill Cosby's. It wasn't.

Bob Saget is a sick man... I'd go see him again in a heartbeat.

I'd go see his show too, if they ever tape it and add the captions... Makes me wonder just how hard it was for him to restrain himself on the America's Funniest Videos as the host...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Stumpy 256]

Billy connelly - no question

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Another one who is hilarious is (you won't believe this) Bob Saget. I'm telling you all right now - he is SO not what you think he is!

Amen to that...I've seen him, he's unreal...

My alltime favorite comedian is Billy Connolly...followed closely by Robert Schimmel...I've never laughed so hard at two comedians before...

[meloo09 0]

Dave Attell without a doubt. One sick, funny dude.

What you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say.

[shropshire 0]

Billy Connoley
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Eddie Izzard

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[fallingchip 0]

Leary, Dice, and Saget. All tie

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[gravityizsexy 0]

Robin Williams!! **
Eddie Murphy
Bernie Mac
John leguizamo(?)
Jaime Foxx

"'Someday is not a day in my week'"

[masterrig 1]

Redd Foxx
Slappy White
Richard Pryor
Eddie Murphy
Andrew Dice Clay
Dave Attel (sp)
Steve Harvey
Cedric the Entertainer
Bernie Mac
I neglected to mention some of the women comedians. There are some!


Chuck

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Chris Rock.... Bigger and Blacker is one funny DVD!

"I got a cousin that has a kid that got left back in the first grade.
First Fucking Grade!
Do you know how dumb you got to be to get left back in the first grade?
What's 4+4?
Jello"

It does not do any kind of justice here, but the entire thing had me rolling!

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Rudy Ray Moore

-Richard-
"You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall"

[RastaRicanAir 0]

Richard.
Always and forever.
Without him Eddie wouldn't be a dad, because he never would have gotten laid. Chris Rock would be a really funny stock boy at the Gap, and Chris Tucker. ......well let's just pretend he still never made it.

And he co-wrote the funniest movie ever. (See: Funniest Movie thread.)

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[Thanatos340 1]

Groucho Marxs
WC Fields
Redd Foxx
Richard Pryor
Sam Kennison(sp?)

All true masters of their Craft.

[sheertrror 0]

might be the least known, but Mikey Nantel.....

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