christoofar 0 #26 July 12, 2005 Oh and one I have used before in an elevator in NYC... Honey... darling... LOVING the perfume.... MUST you marinate in it??? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeeeeeeFly 0 #27 July 12, 2005 "Your problem is your stupid..." "God told me to hate you..." "Uh oh Bush's popularity is down, time to start killing people..." "The edge ... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who know where it is are those that have gone over" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #28 July 12, 2005 a girl like that one could save you a fortune in hookers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #29 July 13, 2005 Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #30 July 13, 2005 The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. Or..... Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #31 July 13, 2005 Another..... 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #32 July 13, 2005 "it sounds like ur up an unsanitary tributary with an insufficent means of locomotion" herd that on that Texas Judge court show... ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #33 July 13, 2005 Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #34 July 13, 2005 "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space."Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #35 July 13, 2005 he/she/it could fuck up an anvil with a feather duster he/she/it is a few fries short of a happy meal he/she/it lacks the sense god gave gravel someone on here had this one: if you lick the lollypop of mediocrity you are destined to suck forerve.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #36 July 13, 2005 A diplomat is someone who can tell you to shut the fuck up in such a way that you will look forward to the trip....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #37 July 13, 2005 I'm as busy as a one legged man in an ass-kickin contest _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #38 July 13, 2005 from my grandpa: He couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the directions written on the heel! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #39 July 13, 2005 from one of the engineers at work. "off ur ass and on ur feet, out of the shade and into the heat." ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #40 July 13, 2005 "It's a 'dog-eat-dog' world, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear." "I look at Vera, and I just can't." "Herb....so's your mother." (chorus) "You tell 'im, ferret face !" Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #41 July 13, 2005 If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it. Come on, come on! Places to go, people to do!Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookncrater 0 #42 July 13, 2005 hook it low, flare late... see sig...________________________________________________________________________________ when in doubt... hook it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #43 July 13, 2005 Diplomacy: The art of saying nice doggie until you can find a stick. A skilled diplomat is someone that can tell you to "fuck off" and leave you happy to be on your way. Definition of Conceited: A Mosquito floating down a river of his back with a ragging hard-on yelling "Raise the drawbridge!! Raise the Drawbridge!!"Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #44 July 13, 2005 "I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a menstruating skunk""I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tdog 0 #45 July 13, 2005 If someone says, "I am screwed"... Reply, "Well, all I can say is sit back and enjoy it." ---- And, while I understand Bill Booth says it, I have been using it at work longer than I have known of Mr. Booth: Every time I make something idiot proof, all I am successful at is finding the better idiots. (a different version of the post above...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #46 July 13, 2005 Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #47 July 13, 2005 *you were a load your momma should have swallowed* *The best part of you dripped down your mommas leg*Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tdog 0 #48 July 13, 2005 Sweating like a whore in church. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tdog 0 #49 July 13, 2005 Quote*you were a load your momma should have swallowed* *The best part of you dripped down your mommas leg* Which brings me to a whole new one: "Line - crossed it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #50 July 13, 2005 QuoteSweating like a whore in church Quote"Line - crossed it." which brings me to one *Hi pot, Im kettle , nice to meet you*Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
