tdog 0 #51 July 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteSweating like a whore in church Quote"Line - crossed it." which brings me to one *Hi pot, Im kettle , nice to meet you* You got me... Here is one inspired by a movie that is posted at work: "I see stupid people, they are everywhere - and they don't even know they are stupid." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewie 0 #52 July 13, 2005 "I'm hornier than a three-peckered goat.""Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #53 July 13, 2005 When God said line up for your brains you thought he said trains an went for a ride Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andybr6 0 #54 July 13, 2005 A classic from 'Dodgeball'... "You're as useless as a cock flavoured lolly pop" ------------------------------------------------ "All men can fly, but sadly, only in one direction" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #55 July 13, 2005 Make like a baby and head out. Make like bovine feces and hit the trail. You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #56 July 13, 2005 My favorite is always OTD (out the door). Not really a one liner, but more of a celebration statement!! Karen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shall555 0 #57 July 13, 2005 "You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban." shall Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #58 July 13, 2005 Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #59 July 13, 2005 "pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer" "You've given away more free pussy then the Humane society" and finally from the man, Al Bundy "If god would have wanted women to bowl, he would have put their breasts on their back, so we had something to look at while waiting our turn." ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #60 July 13, 2005 You are depriving some poor village of its idiot....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #61 July 13, 2005 ok, that was a quote right? or was that directed at me? you gotta put those things in quotes if your gonna reply to my post haha---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #62 July 13, 2005 HAHAHAHA.... good point... Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #63 July 13, 2005 "Some people are alive simply because it is illegal to kill them""I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #64 July 13, 2005 al bundy was the man! 'feed me, or feed me to something, i just want to be part of the food chain.'"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cderham 0 #65 July 13, 2005 Life is good when you have a big banana. Chris It's Jimmy Time!! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Team-Fast-As-Fuck/6099474213 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tdog 0 #66 July 13, 2005 So here is one from a classic 80's movie from my middle school years perfect to say to the high strung individual: "There are many decafinated brands on the market that taste just as good as the real thing." Now, if you can name the movie, I will be impressed. AND - don't get me started on them, but Airplane and Spaceballs provide me with enough material to cover any awkward situation. Those movies could be the basis for a whole new bonfire thead! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #67 July 13, 2005 real genius edit to add Spaceballs is the shit,Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tdog 0 #68 July 13, 2005 Quotereal genius edit to add Spaceballs is the shit, So, you just impressed the shit out of me, assuming you did not google it... Perhaps we have a lot in common??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #69 July 13, 2005 nope didnt google it, just a lazy bitch who loves moviesSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #70 July 13, 2005 Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass? HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #71 July 13, 2005 no I think it would hurt my driving, but ummmmm sniffle how cruel, Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psipike02 0 #72 July 13, 2005 QuoteCould you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass? ---------------------------------------------------- hahahahaaha, i saw that one on someones car the other day.....hilarious.... My friends used this one the other day, dont know if someones said it: Hold on a second, my bullshit meter is going off....Puttin' some stank on it. ----Hellfish #707---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #73 July 13, 2005 Damn I forgot to put that in quotes again didnt I....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #74 July 13, 2005 "What am I? Flypaper for freaks?" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #75 July 13, 2005 From the movie "Heathers" "Fuck me gently with a chain saw"Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
