Diversgodown 0 #101 July 13, 2005 Any Arnold one liner; I'll be back "Where's Scully" I let him go It's not a tumor Ect... ***Glory Favors the Bold*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #102 July 13, 2005 "sex is like air. you really don't care about it unitl you're not getting any"<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #103 July 13, 2005 "Psychics wanted. You know where you apply"<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #104 July 13, 2005 "How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand."HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #105 July 13, 2005 'nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs' 'crazy as a bag of hammers' 'strong like bull, smart like dump truck'"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #106 July 13, 2005 "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aftermid 0 #107 July 13, 2005 Ociffer, I thought about becoming a cop but I decided to go to college instead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #108 July 13, 2005 "Hung like Einstein, smart as a horse"<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivadee 0 #109 July 13, 2005 very funny christoofar ! ' theres a million ways to kill a cat, but sucking its brains out of its asshole isnt the best way' ' you're about as much use a chocolate frog on a radiator' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #110 July 13, 2005 lol looks like me and you googled the same websiteSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #111 July 13, 2005 What????? I am pulling all of mine off the top of my head....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #112 July 13, 2005 sure sure sure....... ohhh heres a real one "Its your lie, tell it how you want"Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #113 July 13, 2005 okokok... Never mess up an apology with an excuse.HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #114 July 13, 2005 if at first you dont suceed, quit and pretend you never triedSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #115 July 13, 2005 The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #116 July 13, 2005 Have you ever noticed how small Donald Trump's fishlips are? I think he sucked on one too many PreparationHs (that's original BTW) The lil guy who could identify MJ's pee pee..it's removable like his nose I live on the edge and you can't stop me.... _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #117 July 13, 2005 The shortest distance between two points is under construction.HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #118 July 13, 2005 "I swear ocifer I only had tee martoonies" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #119 July 13, 2005 Living right doesn't make you live longer. It just makes it seem like longerSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #120 July 13, 2005 Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #121 July 13, 2005 might already have been mentioned... but... "in one ear and out the other" "smelt it delt it" "ive got to go drop some kids off at the pool" "melts in ur mouth not in ur hands" "yo mamma" freeflir should know this one... how do u screw a goat? stick its hind legs in ur boots so it cant get away... ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #122 July 13, 2005 The things that comes to those who wait may be the things left over from those who got there firstSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #123 July 13, 2005 no matter how old I get , you will always be olderSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #124 July 13, 2005 Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #125 July 13, 2005 If life hands you lemons, break out the tequilaSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites