Ragnarok 0 #1 August 20, 2005 How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb? - 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed - 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently - 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs - 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs - 53 to flame the spell checkers - 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames - 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" - another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive - 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" - 15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct - 156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy" - 109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group - 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped - 111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group - 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty - 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs - 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's - 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group - 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" - 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy - 19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three" - 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ - 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" - 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" - 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" - 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again...._________________________________________ Twin Otter N203-Echo,29 July 2006 Cessna P206 N2537X, 19 April 2008 Blue Skies Forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 August 20, 2005 Noice!!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heidihagen 0 #3 August 20, 2005 BOOBIES!!!!!!! and don't forget vibes.......i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #4 August 20, 2005 ROFL! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #5 August 20, 2005 Sweet, a little but twisted and turthful but still sweet!If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #6 August 20, 2005 LMAO!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tdog 0 #7 August 20, 2005 QuoteHow many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb? And 1 to start a new thread: "Should you change a light bulb without an AAD?" which will start a whole new debate if changing the lightbulb was just too risky to start with where 47 people will post that they used to change the bulbs without AADs in the olden days 32 will say it is too risky to change bulbs and 54 will say they would never would change a bulb without one... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diversgodown 0 #8 August 20, 2005 Nice! and of course don't forget 5) to change the changing light bulb experiece into come sexual inuendo. Such as when you were screwing that bulb did it turn you on!!!!! ***Glory Favors the Bold*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRick 0 #9 August 20, 2005 Would this be a clear or frosted bulb. Just kidding. Oh bye the way how many watts is the bulb. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #10 August 20, 2005 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #11 August 21, 2005 yes the light buld did turn me on. was i the only one? ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crwpj 0 #12 August 21, 2005 your profile seems incomplete as to your qualifications regarding light bulbs or forums. perhaps if you updated it we would be more willing to help. p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin. options: it does a body good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #13 August 22, 2005 Quote- 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1018794;search_string=lightbulb;#1018794 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1588318;search_string=lightbulb;#1588318 ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #14 August 22, 2005 You forgot this one: Socket loading Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites leroydb 0 #15 August 22, 2005 IBTL?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites efs4ever 3 #16 August 22, 2005 One Green One to lock, move or tell you that the subject doesn't fit the forum. Russell M. Webb D 7014 Attorney at Law 713 385 5676 https://www.tdcparole.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiver1717 0 #17 August 24, 2005 Another one: 20 posters to debate "Whether or not to use an RSL when changing a light bulb" The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. — Mark Twain, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DTOXX 0 #18 August 24, 2005 1 poster to ask "Whats a light bulb?" ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #11 August 21, 2005 yes the light buld did turn me on. was i the only one? ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crwpj 0 #12 August 21, 2005 your profile seems incomplete as to your qualifications regarding light bulbs or forums. perhaps if you updated it we would be more willing to help. p.j. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin. options: it does a body good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 August 22, 2005 Quote- 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1018794;search_string=lightbulb;#1018794 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1588318;search_string=lightbulb;#1588318 ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #14 August 22, 2005 You forgot this one: Socket loading Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #15 August 22, 2005 IBTL?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
efs4ever 3 #16 August 22, 2005 One Green One to lock, move or tell you that the subject doesn't fit the forum. Russell M. Webb D 7014 Attorney at Law 713 385 5676 https://www.tdcparole.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver1717 0 #17 August 24, 2005 Another one: 20 posters to debate "Whether or not to use an RSL when changing a light bulb" The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. — Mark Twain, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #18 August 24, 2005 1 poster to ask "Whats a light bulb?" ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
