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Why I Like My Vagina....

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You have to be able to make her wet for a spot to appear No worries for you



Nope, never once had to worry about that :ph34r:
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I like my vagina because it helps me get everything I want and renders men helpless to my every wim.



Geez, I want your vagina. My vagina doesn't always do that (but it definitely does sometimes:P.)

I like my vagina and would never get vaginal rejuvenation surgery. Ha ha ha. For those who don't know, there is a BIG joke here where I live b/c there are constant commericals on TV, RADIO and advertisements in the paper for vaginal rejuvenation surgery. I mean, what they hell? Trust me ladies, as long as the man gets to see your vagina, I don't think he cares what it looks like:P.

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Geez, I want your vagina. ***

Uh... I'm really sorry to burst your bubble but, Enrique is actually a male name (at least here in Mexico) and, therefore, I don't have a vagina. But if I had one, I would be very happy to lend it to you. In the mean time... how bout a penis?:D

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2 KEY THINGS that every man must master to really please a woman??



Well, my gut response was "It's impossible to really please a woman." But if I were to play the game:

1. Read minds.
2. Accept that even if we could read minds, we'd still be wrong.

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"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

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Another wise man once said the following.

One pussy hair has more pulling power than a 100 ton chain hoist.



I don't think anyone who could be counted wise would ever use the phrase "pussy hair." :P

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I think it's funny that this thread was on fire, but the penis one wasn't.:D



it would be funnier if it was them women who dorve the discussion. but its actually more like a lokcer room...nothin but swingin' dicks!:o
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