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Why I Like My Penis...

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fingertip to heel




Uh oh.....Uuummm...unless your hands are bigger than mine...I may be in trouble....:D



My daddy always said, "Son, always date a girl with small hands.... makes your dick look bigger"
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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Let's not forget the most important factor in sizing......GIRTH! If you have girth, you don't have a thing to worry about.



I was wondering when that would be brought up! Now THAT is the true measurement to be thinking about ;) Don't know what it is with guys worrying about length!

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Finally a thread about Penises

I WANT PICTURES. The guys always want pictures of boobies - let's see some PENISes(i).

What is the plural for Penis?



Well, it's "penises," but I've always liked to say, "penii." I would post a picture of my penis, but guys have fragile egos and I'd hate to make everyone else feel inadequate. ;)

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Uh.....have we actually gotten to the point where Nathan is running out of things to post about?

Just teasing ya, Nathan. I'm sure I would like it if I saw it too.;)



You can see mine, anytime ya want. ;)

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I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

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Let's not forget the most important factor in sizing......GIRTH! If you have girth, you don't have a thing to worry about.



*breaths a sigh of releif* :$:P
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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5. It feels good when I touch it.

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Which I'm sure you're doing right now. ;)


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4. It feels good when females touch it.

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So you've heard. ;);)


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3. It grows when females touch it.

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Is that what your daddy told you? ;););)


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2. If they keep touchin it, it spits at them.

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It should take more than 30 seconds ;););)B|:D.


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1. I can hide it inside a female.

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When your girlfriend said give me 6 inches and make it hurt you banged her twice and punched her in the nose! That is a great reason to hide it.. :$;);)B|:P:):S[:/]B|:ph34r:;)

GOD THIS IS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing but love!!

Rhino

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I was wondering when that would be brought up! Now THAT is the true measurement to be thinking about Don't know what it is with guys worrying about length!

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I may not be able to reach the bottom of a tuna can, but I can sure touch all the edges...

:)

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I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...

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"When is it too much?" When it hurts!



Amen to that, sista!

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I have enjoyed discussing my penis with Andrea. We do that every once in a while.



Of course, that was only in a scientific, research-paper type way. ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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