leroydb 0 #1 January 3, 2006 A C-130 was en route on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" He went into a Barrel roll, followed by a steep climb, then finished with a sonic boom when he reached the speed of sound. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought. The C-130 pilot responded "that was impressive, but watch this." The C-130 droned along for about 15 minutes then the 130 pilot came back On and said "What did you think about that?" The 16 pilot asked, "what did you do?" The C-130 pilot responded "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back poured a cup of coffee and took a piss." Any questions ??Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feeblemind 1 #2 January 3, 2006 Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 January 3, 2006 QuoteThe C-130 pilot responded "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back poured a cup of coffee and took a piss." Any questions ?? Can't do that in a F-16! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #4 January 3, 2006 Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #5 January 3, 2006 I think I must have heard that one before. Still funny though. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kc10boom 0 #6 January 4, 2006 DOPE!!! NKAWTG...N Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
packing_jarrett 0 #7 January 4, 2006 I'd still fly the F-16. But when I went to McCord AFB all the cool jocks were flying the cargo planes and the nerds/geeks were flying the fighters. whats this world coming too?Na' Cho' Cheese Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kc10boom 0 #8 January 4, 2006 It's called CRM!!! Crew Rocks Mad-style!!! All us cargo peeps party together and fly together, therefore we are cool Unlike the fighter mentality of "My dick is bigger than yours" no one likes a big head! NKAWTG...N Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #9 January 4, 2006 The C-130 dude and his crew can also drop a few dozen skydivers... One can only do a single rather expensive solo skydive out of a F-16 no? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #10 January 4, 2006 well you can only do two of those F-16 jumps before your off flight status. Something about the compresion of your spine.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
woodpecker 0 #11 January 4, 2006 QuoteIt's called CRM!!! Crew Rocks Mad-style!!! All us cargo peeps party together and fly together, therefore we are cool Unlike the fighter mentality of "My dick is bigger than yours" no one likes a big head! So true....a few of us party with everyone though. ~Awsome sig line~SONIC WOODY #146 There is a fine line between cockiness and confidence -- which side of the line are you on? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #12 January 4, 2006 Just being in the air is good enough for me. I dont care what I would have to fly... I mainly work with rotory wing thou, and man them pilots are competitive. Seems everyone gangs up on the Apache guys the most. Mostly about maintinence time and all, but it usually ends quickly once the Chinook pilots pull out the pic of a sling loaded Apache... Hilarous to watch all the same! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taupo 0 #13 January 4, 2006 Ah, four screws beats one blow-job any day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
woodpecker 0 #14 January 4, 2006 QuoteAh, four screws beats one blow-job any day! Especially since its one fast blowjob at that. SONIC WOODY #146 There is a fine line between cockiness and confidence -- which side of the line are you on? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #15 January 4, 2006 Quotewell you can only do two of those F-16 jumps before your off flight status. Something about the compresion of your spine. serious?! lol you get to try it a second time? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #16 January 4, 2006 What's the most common phrase that you will hear from a ex-Fighter Crew in their next job? Would you like fries with that (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
woodpecker 0 #17 January 4, 2006 QuoteWhat's the most common phrase that you will hear from a ex-Fighter Crew in their next job? OUCH!! Do they at least let us wear our flight suit still, or can I just put all those colorfull patches on the paper hat? Would you like fries with thatSONIC WOODY #146 There is a fine line between cockiness and confidence -- which side of the line are you on? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #18 January 4, 2006 <> What? and clash with the stars that they might earn (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
woodpecker 0 #19 January 4, 2006 What? and clash with the stars that they might earn SONIC WOODY #146 There is a fine line between cockiness and confidence -- which side of the line are you on? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kc10boom 0 #20 January 5, 2006 Back at you man; there are a few cool ass Fighter Pilots NKAWTG...N Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #21 January 5, 2006 QuoteBack at you man; there are a few cool ass Fighter Pilots Yeah, and don't forget the GIBs, too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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