leapdog 0 #51 January 15, 2006 QuoteKnow the difference between a nymphomaniac, a prostitute, and a married woman? Nympho: "Are you done already?" Prostitute: "Aren't you done yet?" Married woman: "Beige.. I should paint the ceiling beige.." You know the difference between a slut and bitch don't you? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you. Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #52 January 15, 2006 Quoteshouldnt those jokes go in the tasteless joke thread You're right of course.. it was tasteless but then again I've seen alot worse here... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #53 January 15, 2006 Not from me... I am always down right lady like said that with a straight face tooSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #54 January 15, 2006 QuoteNot from me... I am always down right lady like said that with a straight face too Made me spit coffee all over my monitor when I read that... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #55 January 15, 2006 When it comes to friendship, here's what happens. A woman doesn't come home to her husband one night, and the next day she tells him she slept over at a friend's house. The man calls his wife's 10 best friends and none of them know anything about it. A man doesn't come home to his wife one night, and the next day he tells her he slept over at a friend's house. She calls her husband's 10 best friends-eight of them say he did sleep over, and two claim he's still there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #56 January 15, 2006 Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 0 #57 January 15, 2006 A baby seal walks into a club. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #59 January 15, 2006 How can you tell an Essex girl? - She has a higher sperm count than her boyfriend (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #60 January 15, 2006 QuoteA baby seal walks into a club. read it once..... didnt get it kept scolling (just woke up and feeling the flu).... started thinking and started to read the others below thought huh...... scrolll back up ... read QuoteA baby seal walks into a club. Started laughing my ass off.....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #61 January 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteA baby seal walks into a club. read it once..... didnt get it kept scolling (just woke up and feeling the flu).... started thinking and started to read the others below thought huh...... scrolll back up ... read QuoteA baby seal walks into a club. Started laughing my ass off..... It's ok folks, no need to call an ambulance. I don't think she hurt herself. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,168 #62 January 15, 2006 QuoteStarted laughing my ass off.....Boy, sometimes I wish it'd come off that easy Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #63 January 16, 2006 How come ducks can't have babies? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 0 #64 January 16, 2006 Glad you liked it. It's probably my favourite joke, and one of the few I remember. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #65 January 16, 2006 I told it twice today cause I actually got out of the house.... thats the second time in a month Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #66 January 16, 2006 QuoteHow come ducks can't have babies? Cuz they have chicks??I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #67 January 16, 2006 QuoteHow come ducks can't have babies? does it have something to do with producing eggs??Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #68 January 16, 2006 I think I tried to say this the other day... and something broke and thus it never posted: Definition of Conceited: A mosquito floating down a river on his back with a ragging hard-on yelling, "Raise the Drawbridge!!! Raise the Drawbridge!!!" ScottLivin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #69 January 16, 2006 QuoteHow come ducks can't have babies? I dunno but if it has anything to do with a DEAF guy I don't wanna hear the punch line LOL Why can't ducks have babies? do tellMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 22 #70 January 16, 2006 Do you know the difference between a straight and a queer snowman? the queer's got the carrot up his ass The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #71 January 16, 2006 Because their "quack's" (crack) too small My oldest child told me this one. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
