Dumpster 0 #26 February 16, 2006 Here's a nice little joke I played on a sargeant I worked for in the Air Force. (He was cool and really appreciated the humor - ) Get one of those greeting cards that play a tune (if you can find one-) You can take it apart to get the eletronic thingy out of there. With a little examination you'll be able to devise a way to tape it up to the desk, so when they open their drawer it will start playing, and never stop until they find it. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #27 February 16, 2006 A fun one...if they have pictures on the desk in frames. If you have a scanner at work...borrow it and make a copy. Have fun with photoshop. If not..print hats and cigerettes out..cut them out and get them to static stick...(not doing any damage to the picture) put pic back in frame and whala! We did this to a guy I worked with...took his family portrait...scanned it, gave him a 5 o'clock shadow...his young boys cigerettes..his wife an 80's hair do....and put it on top of the real pic... We also did the add on thing with a pic of him climbing....was hilarious....She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #28 February 16, 2006 Cut the coffee with 1/4 decaf for about a week, then 1/2 decaf for another week, then 3/4 decaf for two weeks. They will increase their coffee intake to compensate. Then stop cutting the coffee and watch them bounce off the walls! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #29 February 16, 2006 QuoteIf you have a scanner at work...borrow it and make a copy. Have fun with photoshop. A while back, our software librarian was the local chapter President for NOW. She was a little tense on some issues. However, those rules didn't seem to apply to her. She had a drawing of a mans head with leaves around it. Captioned "Grow your own dope, plant a man." (She had this on her office wall, but would submit written complaints about blonde jokes. ) I took the paper off the wall, used white-out to cover the "own dope" and then replaced it with "only hope". It was on her wall for two weeks before she noticed it. The oddest thing ? She complained to the manager about how "offensive" it was. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #30 February 16, 2006 Wow...she really needed to get laid.. Was she even blonde??? I am...and I looove blonde jokes..cause they are funny...She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #31 February 16, 2006 QuoteI'm looking for ideas to prank co-workers that won't get phone support or IT dept. involved. Examples of stuff I have done: Remove the mouse ball from the mouse. Easily noticed but easily fixed so IT isn't involved. Stole the chair and put it in the warehouse. This guy looked just about all day for another chair. he eventually found one that looked like his and thought he found it. It's been three days and the chair I took still sits in the warehouse. Switched the M and N key (the co-worker is a hunt and peck typer) This one was good but almost got IT heavily involved. It took this guy and the boss two hours to get his password reset because his password just happen to have an N or an M in it. later he found the keys were switched when he went to type an email and the M produced an N. I'm going to zip tie his phone cord together to when he answers the phone he will jerk it off the desk. Any more ideas? take a chocolate and peanut candy like reeses and rub it on the seat of the chair so it looks like shit stains. Blow up doll in his closet set homepage to a gay porn website use TWEAKUI and take away all those nifty tools he uses for work and all settings etc. use photoshop to make a very embarrassing photo of his loved ones and replace the one already on his desk sign him up for a whacked out magazine that gets delivered to his office Hang a KKK robe and hood on his coat rack leave a piece of fish or broccoli in his desk drawer on friday before a long weekend....eeeeeeeeewwwwww capsacium ointment on his mouse if they use hand lotion replace it with a fish attractant if the floor is a hard surface like wood or tile use some hair conditioner to make fake cumstains on the floor under the desk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leapdog 0 #32 February 16, 2006 Quotetake a chocolate and peanut candy like reeses and rub it on the seat of the chair so it looks like shit stains. I love it! Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #33 February 16, 2006 leave a pair of badly stained size 52 womens underwear in his desk drawer with a love note Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #34 February 16, 2006 this is a fun one to get them to think their computer crashed... pull up the command prompt window, maximize it to full screen. then Fill the entire screen with UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU's, ivery now and then, write TERMINAL OUT OF SERVICE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TERMINAL OUT OF SERVICE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TERMINAL OUT OF SERVICEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TERMINAL OUT OF SERVICEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #35 February 16, 2006 don't do the suggestions about putting porn on his screen unless you want the guy to get fired. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #36 February 16, 2006 I like the way yoiu think. here's one that worked for me: leave a message for co-worker to call Myra Maines. Leave the number for either a mortuary or the coroner. "May I speak to Myra Maines?" It's a funny one. Here's a really nasty one - have a friend act like a process server. Have him served with something funny, like something that resembles divorce paperwork from his wife. Also nasty and a bit more devious is, if there is a message form, take all messages he leaves for a boss or a supervisor. Get a file folder and put the file folder deep in his desk. File the message slips away. The boss will be getting pissed at not being given messages. Eventually suspicions will arise and the mesdages will be found in his desk. But this will get him fired. Reset the computer wallpaper at night to leave a vilgar message. Not too mush IT involvement. Add a signature to his e-mail program, something like "This e-mail for use of customer only. Anyone else reading this should suck my balls." While more IT involvement will be necessitated, program his phone to automatically forward to the boss's phone. Change his voicemail message to a screaming orgasm. Change the date on his computer one day forward. Easily fixed. Simply switch monitors with him. You'd be amazed how weird it'll be for him. he'll know something it up. Go into his word processing program and set the tabs differently. Subtle, but frustrating. Open the documents database and move one of his folders into another one. Easily fixed, but he'll shit a brick! And it happens accidentally quite often. If he's got one of those plastic carpet covers for his chair, flip it over. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leapdog 0 #37 February 16, 2006 QuoteI'm looking for ideas to prank co-workers that won't get phone support or IT dept. involved. Examples of stuff I have done: Remove the mouse ball from the mouse. Easily noticed but easily fixed so IT isn't involved. Stole the chair and put it in the warehouse. This guy looked just about all day for another chair. he eventually found one that looked like his and thought he found it. It's been three days and the chair I took still sits in the warehouse. Switched the M and N key (the co-worker is a hunt and peck typer) This one was good but almost got IT heavily involved. It took this guy and the boss two hours to get his password reset because his password just happen to have an N or an M in it. later he found the keys were switched when he went to type an email and the M produced an N. I'm going to zip tie his phone cord together to when he answers the phone he will jerk it off the desk. Any more ideas? I didn't get to zip tie hs phone cord, yesterday evening he stay so late trying to catch someone messing with I couldn't do it. then this morning he was extra early "trying to "catch the perp". he lives just right down the road and is always late. ...unitl now Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #38 February 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'm looking for ideas to prank co-workers that won't get phone support or IT dept. involved. Examples of stuff I have done: Remove the mouse ball from the mouse. Easily noticed but easily fixed so IT isn't involved. Stole the chair and put it in the warehouse. This guy looked just about all day for another chair. he eventually found one that looked like his and thought he found it. It's been three days and the chair I took still sits in the warehouse. Switched the M and N key (the co-worker is a hunt and peck typer) This one was good but almost got IT heavily involved. It took this guy and the boss two hours to get his password reset because his password just happen to have an N or an M in it. later he found the keys were switched when he went to type an email and the M produced an N. I'm going to zip tie his phone cord together to when he answers the phone he will jerk it off the desk. Any more ideas? I didn't get to zip tie hs phone cord, yesterday evening he stay so late trying to catch someone messing with I couldn't do it. then this morning he was extra early "trying to "catch the perp". he lives just right down the road and is always late. ...unitl now leave catfish stinkbait in his coat pockets try a nice bumper sticker on his car "I love Satan" "I am Fonda Jane" "Honk if you are a Pedophile too" "Ask me about my hemmaroids" "KKK all the way" or try a nice picture edited with photoshop leave a pic on his desk of him "being knotted by a dog" "teabagging a homeless man" etc on the size 52 badly stained panties a nice leopard print or equivalent is a nice touch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #39 February 16, 2006 Tell everyone you are going to join the circus and become a full time clown. Then do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #40 February 16, 2006 got this one from billy vance - worked great! use a large rubber band on the key board tray (if there is one). I used a tandem tube stow - everytime she pulled out the keyboard - BLAM - back in it went....Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLKSKY 0 #41 February 16, 2006 If the chair has an adjustable height and back, loosen both so when he sits down, he will fall out of the chair.---> that was one of the funniest things i have even done to a co-worker other than.... Crazy glue something like a stapler on his desk... (One of the stupid bitchy chicks I work with put a stupid teddy bear on the ledge of my cubicle--I swear that bear had an evil eye that he stared at me with all day, so I came in really early one morning and crazy glued it to the top of the cube. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tso-d_chris 0 #42 February 16, 2006 QuoteCut the coffee with 1/4 decaf for about a week, then 1/2 decaf for another week, then 3/4 decaf for two weeks. They will increase their coffee intake to compensate. Then stop cutting replace the coffee with espresso and watch them bounce off the walls! For Great Deals on Gear Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 256 #43 February 16, 2006 Set his office accessories in blocks of Jello (unfortunately i can't lay claim to that - saw it on "The office") "Oh no they have put my stapler in Jelly again" Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites