lawrocket 3 #1 March 15, 2006 I saw the thread about sayign what we don't know about people. I was thinking, "Dang. How about my work history?" I'd like to hear people's job histories, from the exciting to the mundane. Here is some of mine: Present - co-owner of a law firm - A couple of associate lawyer jobs - XO of Army truck company - A couple of Law Clerk positions - Observer/Controller in Army training unit - Ultrasound assistant - Hawker/Concessions manager in college (guess how those blue tortillas made it in the Thunderdome? hee hee - ESPN hated us) - Baker - Usher/Concessions/Projectionist/Asst. Manager of movie theater - Warehouse/Driver/laborer for electrical contractor - Construction - Desk attendant at a dorm - Chemistry Lab tech (Oh, the stuff I had access to. Good thing I wans't a "fun loving" guy back then) - Grocery store clerk Damn, I've been varied... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #2 March 15, 2006 Jack of all trade...Master of none! HeheheheheeBobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #3 March 15, 2006 More of a "Jack off" all trades. But, I've been committed to this lawyer thing for the last 7 or 8 years - much longer than any other committed relationship I've ever been in. Just this weekend I discussed with my wife what to do next. She wants to teach and thinks I'd make a good judge (I'd like the benefits of that - unbridled power! HA HA HA!!!) My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #4 March 15, 2006 In reverse chronolgical order. Can anyone tell at what point I went to college? Environmental scientist (part time geologist, analytical chemist, sampler, project engineer, etc) Hot cell technician (remote robotic work with extremely radioactive stuff) Commercial fisherman Bouncer Dishwasher Forklift driver Painter Sailor McD's manager Pizza Hut cook Landscaper Berry picker Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #5 March 15, 2006 In chronological order: Intern at biotech company Student researcher on project to use carbon nanotubes as a quill for writing with DNA Mechanical assembler for high-tech device company Graduate researcher. I designed and microfabricated a device the width of a human hair with imbedded circuitry Engineer at high-tech startup. I assemble precision motion devices and do experiments using a plasma chamber.Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #6 March 15, 2006 Let's see... Paper route Grocery store stock-boy Theatre usher House re-modeling Machine operator Bouncer Cop Floor sweeper Truck driver (All sizes and kinds, tow, beer, meat, grain, groceries, fuels and oil.) Warehouses Rigger Cowboy Not necessarily in that order. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #7 March 15, 2006 Uh, lessee... Analyst International Woman of Mystery Energy Analyst Marketing intern in Germany Tutor Optometry office assistant Dry-clean check-in Calvin Klein Perfume sales stock girl babysitter you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #8 March 15, 2006 in chronological order... -selling parts and fixing computers at compUSA -intern working on test sets for commercial routing equipment -intern designing/writing database software -intern doing research in acoustics for two-way radios -digital/links payload system engineer once a huge nerd... always a huge a nerd... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #9 March 15, 2006 Vehicle mechanic/engineer/parts fabricator for racing car manufacturer. Panel beater. Engineer making components for aerospace and military (mainly CNC stuff) Call centre for bank. YUK! and police of course Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #10 March 15, 2006 - Dishwasher/busperson at a steakhouse and a "family restaurant" - Gas station attendant at an old fashioned "full service" gas station - Vending machine route - Cashier at a souvenir shop - Sandwich making and stocking at a small deli/liquor store - Bookkeeping for three small businesses - Subway sandwich artist - Stock clerk in a GM dealer parts department - Stock clerk for a high performance engine shop - Parts front counter, GM dealer parts department - Rigging and packing - Static line instructor - Tandem instructor - Cashier at Circle K - Skydiving equipment sales - Jumpsuit manufacturing - College student Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #11 March 15, 2006 hmmmm, in order as best i can remember: paper boy janitor pump jockey/minor repair guy at a service station maintenance guy power saw operator skidder/forwarder operator dairy farm hand general factory labour mobile wash operator lumper truck driver (liquid and pneumatic bulk, gravel, reefer and dry van) technical type geek for the last 10 years. never made so much money, never hated a job more. but it pays the bills and lets me travel and skydive, so i put up with it. next job - woodworker. custom cabinets and stuff. i fear it's like being a dzo though, if you want to make a million, start with 2. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 March 15, 2006 ~Corn detasseling... ~Gas station attendant. ~Fuse assembler in a bomb making factory. ~Delivery driver for a welding supply company. ~Ditch digger...(no, REALLY!) ~NDT Inspector at a factory that made bulldozer transmissions. ~Chimney Sweep. ~Auto Glass Installer. ~Karate Instructor. ~Forklift driver at a factory that make those annoying buzzers in your car. ~Machine operator in a factory that made lawn mower parts. ~Skydiving Instructor. ~Rock Hanger and MudSlinger at a drywall company. ~Jump Pilot. ~Insurance adjuster. ~Scuba Instructor. ~Repo man. ~Deck Hand on a six pack boat. ~Bodyguard. ~Laser set-up man in a factory that made irrigation tubing. ~Bouncer in a Strip Club. ~Under water boat maintenance. ~Firearms Training Instructor. ~Locksmith. ~Boiler room telemarketing. ~Limo Driver. ~House Painter. ~Tow Truck Driver. ~Radio Station 'On Air Personality'. ~Tour Guide- Think scenic horseback trail riding. ~Salesman -Harley Davidson. ~School Teacher. -High School Social Studies. ~Salvage and Sales. -Aircraft parts. ~Stunt Man -Sea World. ~Emergency Response / Hazardous Materials Technician. ~Production Control supervisor in an aerospace plant. ~Photographer / Copy Writer at an Advertising Agency. ~Real Estate Investor / house flipper. ~'Slum-Lord' property management - maintenance. ~Professional Air Show Performer. ~Post Whore. * Never once fired or laid off from a job...I just always get 'Itchy Feet' and wanna try something new!I know I'm missing several in there, some were a little 'left' of the law... Some I can't remember because of the brain cells I killed doing stuff that was... ~Left of the Law! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 March 15, 2006 Oh, let's see... in chronological order... Paper route Warehouse/store stocker - KMart Long John Silvers - cook Del Taco - cook Fotomat Gas station attendant USAF - Electronics / Installation team member Thermoplastic molding press operator Gov't Contract - Stateside/Germany Gov't Contract - Germany Gov't Contract - Bosnia Gov't Contract - Saudi Arabia Gov't Contract - KosovoMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,343 #14 March 15, 2006 Lemmesee... cafeteria worker night waitress bar waitress food stamp certification worker library attendant print shop worker child abuse investigator parachute rigger credit investigator college admissions rep/salesperson skydiving jumpmaster/instructor secretary/receptionist mail room worker/manager paperwork clerk systems programmer shuttle system programmer manager The joke around the office used to be that on nearly every street in Houston is a company that Wendy used to work for... Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
altichick 1 #15 March 15, 2006 Interesting thread... in order Cleaning up dog poop at a dog boarding kennels Putting plastic lids on cartons of cream Putting CD cases together and putting the CDs in them Butchers assistant Store assistant in a pharmacy Pharmacist (Retail) Pharmacist (Hospital) Full time skydiver Don't sweat the petty things... and don't pet the sweaty things! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampGod 0 #16 March 15, 2006 in the order they spew from my brain: - bee keeper - fish pusher at a salmon cannery - 2 pizza places - every job they could think of - recyling program driver (garbage man) - bartender - bouncer - university audio visual tech nerd - machinist - university webmaster - dot-com founder x 3 - government ditch digger (i dug, filled, and redug the same ditch twice... seriously) - 9-volt battery engineer (somehow) - magazine article writerer - skydiving... stuff. since i'm looking to pad my resume, where does one study to become an International Woman of Mystery? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #17 March 15, 2006 Busboy Cart Wrangler (Our snide term for the people at grocery stores who had to go get the carts from the carpark) Waiter Paintball referee Mac salesman Video game tester AV coordinator for a semi-pro hockey team AV coordinator for a pro basketball team Lab admin for Microsoft Trendy clothing store salesguy Sporting goods store salesguy Fastest pizza delivery guy ever (Got pulled over at 105 in a 75 once. Cop let me go because he saw the pizza case on the passenger seat ) Lifeguard & swim instructor Pool manager (current) Graduation in under 2 months!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattjw916 2 #18 March 15, 2006 - electronic pre-press production - photographer - soldier (PATRIOT Missile System tech) - gov't consultant - tunnel-rat (it's not a job, but it's all I do now... )NSCR-2376, SCR-15080 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #19 March 15, 2006 In no particular order.... - Field worker (I cropped tobacco) - Waitress - Hot chick at Sonic that skates your food out to you. - Communications and Security Repair - Military Police - Uncle Sam's Bitch - Clerk in a health food store - Hostess - Office assistant - Telemarketer - College student - Massage therapist Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godfrog 2 #20 March 15, 2006 subterrainian excavation techexplosives training and trouble shooting supervisor owner blasting bussiness logger millwright mechanic jump pilot cook dishwasher driller drillers helper all around bum and more I cant think ofExperience is a difficult teacher, she gives you the test first and the lesson afterward Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #21 March 15, 2006 Present- co-owner of an Internet companyBuilt poolsDid marketing for AmexWorked at a retail store forgot this one-Worked ina lumber yard drove frok lifts the whole thing that job sucked was fired for being me Did landscaping Drove a livery car. (I know a Middle Eastern driving a cab never heard of that before) Worked at a Pizza place, at a breakfast place and vile parked carsSold carsMowed lawnsAnd my first job ever when I was a kid was a carpenter’s helper.I think I got them all. Thanks for this post Lawrocket you just reminded me of where I was and where I am now. Life is good.I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #22 March 15, 2006 And my current job of 9 years, Director of Operations for a wine importer/supplier. Cigar sales/wine buyer/sales Wine buyer Wine bar manager Coffee maker at a wine shop Rhythm Cafe, worked backstage first helping to paint and put the place together for shows, then catering to the acts. I met a ton of cool people there like Mr. Cash and June Carter, X, George Carlin. Receptionist for a totally shady photo scam place. Motorcycle shop, stripping bikes and helping the mechanic build bikes. 2 video stores Frozen yogurt store (3 weeks I think) phone sales for a photo studio (worst job I ever had and I walked out one day and gave the boss the finer) Cashier and cook at Shakeys pizza Door to door candy sales person with the student work program Paper delivery girl I'm sure I missed some stuff in there. I was jack of all trades too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiwiQ 0 #23 March 15, 2006 -Head kitchen bitch at a pizzeria -Body jewelry sales rep (so I got to talk to tattoo and piercing shops all day) -claims analyst....not such a fun job, but NOW I WORK FROM HOME!!! (oh yeah...and part time manifester)"...I'm going to feed your fingers to the wolverines..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moonglo 0 #24 March 15, 2006 Mostly in order.... -babysitter -library check out/reshelve -sound operator for local blackbox theatre -Spencer Gifts -college dining hall -college library -summerstock theatre carpenter/load in/strike in MA and ME -college library and receptionist in London -carpentry intern at Royal Nat'l Theatre, London -light operator/master electrician for London theatre over a pub-summerstock theatre master carpenter in Aspen (moving up!) -dorm front desk (college #3) -college scene shop -LORT theatre carpenter/lead welder -powder paint lab tech -live entertainment rigging company lead welder/load in/strike/truck driver/rental packages/etc. -dz bum collecting unemployment -packer -manifest -wingsuit instructor -currently doing admin and wondering where to go from here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #25 March 15, 2006 present- freight train conductor training manager for work area f-16 crew chief air transportation specialist ( loads cargo on aircraft) cable internet tech support cook at the waffle house worked at a subway resturnt drycleaner/ shirt presser cart lackey at a golf club caddy at a golf club ( a diffent one) tandem video guy ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites