airtwardo 6 #1 May 13, 2006 On the last Rocket to the Sun! The good ship: ~"Moron Mover"~ will be leaving in just a few days. It will be piloted by Britney Spears & Paris Hilton, they want to change the flight plan and go at night when the Sun is cooler. Dave Chappelle is providing in flight entertainment. Who else should we send along?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #2 May 13, 2006 Walt! I'm sure Paris and Brittany would love to find out what a glory hole is. He could also measure their shit (cause they're so full of it) and tell us how big it is. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 May 13, 2006 Fuck it , I'll go. Like there is any intelligent life here. Think Paris would do me if Chapelle dies along the way ? Or would i have to watch her and Brittney go at it til we melted ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #4 May 13, 2006 Sorry sweetie, I think they'll just do each other. But at least you get to watch until you die. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigern13 0 #6 May 13, 2006 Quote Who else should we send along?! The ACLU and anyone who feels "In God we trust" on our currency (or anywhere else) is wrong. "I love 'lamp'." -SKYMAMA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #7 May 13, 2006 I'd offer to pilot the rocket... but I don't have a license... and I'd probably miss the sun... and I for one don't want to be responsible for that... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 May 13, 2006 A guy I know named Johnny Austin. Yes.........the $6M man. Cheese and Rice that guy annoys the shit out of me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 May 13, 2006 QuoteSorry sweetie, I think they'll just do each other. But at least you get to watch until you die. ______________________________________ How cool is that? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #10 May 13, 2006 QuoteA guy I know named Johnny Austin. Yes.........the $6M man. Cheese and Rice that guy annoys the shit out of me! wasn't his name Steve austin?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #11 May 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteA guy I know named Johnny Austin. Yes.........the $6M man. Cheese and Rice that guy annoys the shit out of me! wasn't his name Steve Austin? *** Yup! "Johnny Houston" is a 1/2 brother I guess ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #12 May 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteA guy I know named Johnny Austin. Yes.........the $6M man. Cheese and Rice that guy annoys the shit out of me! wasn't his name Steve Austin? *** Yup! "Johnny Houston" is a 1/2 brother I guessI thought his 1/2 brother was "Johnny Utah"."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #13 May 13, 2006 No...he's a BASE Jumper... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #14 May 13, 2006 Wasn't Lee Harvey Oswald the guy that made Steve Austin the 6 million dollar man??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #15 May 13, 2006 QuoteWasn't Lee Harvey Oswald the guy that made Steve Austin the 6 million dollar man?? No - it was Chuck Norris... he roundhouse kicked the lifting body prototype and caused the crash.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #16 May 13, 2006 Are you sure??..........I'm thinking you mighta bumped your head"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #17 May 14, 2006 QuoteWasn't Lee Harvey Oswald the guy that made Steve Austin the 6 million dollar man?? *** No..it WAS Chuck Norris! Hey..remember the 6 million dollar WOMAN? They had to fix HER up because she 'went in' under a streamering Para-commander! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #18 May 14, 2006 wolf blitzer and his fellow talking heads from CNN. rush limbaugh- that bush bot wind bag. and whoever strated the trend of using exhaust tips to make 4 cylinder cars sound like redlining weed eaters. man i hate that sound!diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #19 May 14, 2006 All of the people who throw fag butts [cue colonial, predicatable gay remarks... go on get them off your chest] out of their car windows or drop them anywhere for that matter... use an ashtray you bastards... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 3 #20 May 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteA guy I know named Johnny Austin. Yes.........the $6M man. Cheese and Rice that guy annoys the shit out of me! wasn't his name Steve Austin? *** Yup! "Johnny Houston" is a 1/2 brother I guess Does that make him the $3M man?My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #21 May 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteWasn't Lee Harvey Oswald the guy that made Steve Austin the 6 million dollar man?? *** No..it WAS Chuck Norris! Hey..remember the 6 million dollar WOMAN? They had to fix HER up because she 'went in' under a streamering Para-commander!Hey!!!Wasn't her name Shayna or something like that???"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
