Friday is my last day at Hertz rent a car what should i do

[freeflychris 0]

Ok Friday is my last day at Hertz rent a car.Now I really hate this place with a passion so I need some ideas on what I should do on my last day.It has to be something that people will talk about for forever.

[NWFlyer 2]

Don't burn bridges.

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[airtwardo 6]

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Ok Friday is my last day at Hertz rent a car.Now I really hate this place with a passion so I need some ideas on what I should do on my last day.It has to be something that people will talk about for forever.

You could do an O.J. on the boss....he worked there too!

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[jtval 0]

I would probably try to go to the dz on saturday. I mean when was the last time you jumped?


If you really want to burn the bridge you can park a different car at a different spot in every casino. but you would have to leave a "da vicni code-esque" trail on how the company can find them

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[pop 0]

You should freak out and start saying..."Who is coming with me?"

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[jtval 0]

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You should freak out and start saying..."Who is coming with me?"

HHAHA that would be funny, at the end of the day get into some world ending scuffle that makes people take your side and act as if you quit. try to get everyone to follow

or you can hire a dozen "hidden jewels" dancers to dance for the poeple you work with. You probably have frequent flyer miles with them anyway

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[sunshine 2]

If you don't need the job reference....lock some keys in the cars.

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[ExAFO 0]

If you really hate the detailing crew...poop in one of the cars.

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[Kris 0]

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Ok Friday is my last day at Hertz rent a car.Now I really hate this place with a passion so I need some ideas on what I should do on my last day.It has to be something that people will talk about for forever.

I worked for Hertz for almost 5 years, I left last Nov to move to FL. I was in Field Systems Support.

I still know all the admin passwords to all the systems... I may even remember how to get to the Tetris game built into the Instant Return handhelds...

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[NewGuy2005 51]

There was a guy I worked with years ago that made a mistake that cost me dearly. I came very close to verbally giving him what he deserved. I figured it didn't matter because I was leaving the company anyway. I knew I would never have any contact with him again

Two months ago he called and told me about an incredible job opportunity that would allow me to get away from the stress factory I was working at and work from home. Between the loss of the commute time and the constant overtime, I have gained back 800-1000 hours of free time per year. I now have time to skydive and I can honestly say that the job change has been one of the most life altering events I have ever experienced.

If I had told him off, it would never have happened. ALWAYS take the high road.

[headoverheels 291]

Lock yourself in the trunk of a car.

[Icon134 0]

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If I had told him off, it would never have happened. ALWAYS take the high road.

that is a much better way to say don't burn bridges...

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[selbbub78 0]

give everyone a sports car as an upgrade

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[skydiverbrian 0]

Put me in the computer as a mega-preferred-customer with 100 free rentals coming to me.

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[matt1215 0]

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Lock yourself in the trunk of a car.

Now that sounds Darwinian

[selbbub78 0]

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Put me in the computer as a mega-preferred-customer with 100 free rentals coming to me.

ohhh.... i want that too!!!!!

"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
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[pleifer 0]

You could throw obscene magazines in all the glove boxes. Or throw "BOBs" in some glove boxes or other storage bins.

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[Snowwhite 0]

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Put me in the computer as a mega-preferred-customer with 100 free rentals coming to me.

Ah, creative AND productive! I like the way you think!

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[freeflychris 0]

Well tha k you for all your idea's i go in at work at 8 so i still have some more time to think about what im going to do.I like the idea of locking all the keys in the car and since i work untill 4 am there will be no one that will be able to open the car's untill 7 am.6am is pretty busy hahaha and the only reason im doing this is because i hate the company and i dont need the reference and i will never ever be working for another car renatl company.If any still has any idea's im still open for ideas.

[turtlespeed 212]

Walk around with a Name Tag that says "Milton" and mumble to yourself about a stapler and a fire.

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Walk around with a Name Tag that says "Milton" and mumble to yourself about a stapler and a fire.

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[TMPattersonJr 0]

A few of my favorite sayings come to mind:

Drive it like you stole it

or

Dirve it like it's a rental

(The Milton idea works too!)

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[2fat2fly 0]

I vote for giving my account permanant upgrades

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[justinb138 0]

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Walk around with a Name Tag that says "Milton" and mumble to yourself about a stapler and a fire.

What's bad is I have that exact stapler sitting in front of me at my desk....

[Zipp0 1]

Tell your boss one of the cars has a flat and you need the keys to the Hertz Donut.

To which he replies : What the hell is a Hertz Donut?

Then punch him in the face and say "Hurts, don't it?"

Zipp0

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