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C'mon people, just buy a truck! All that room for possibilities in the bed and the tailgate is the perfect waist-height if the guy wants to stand up.Damn I love my truck.B|


Trucks rule!
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Aren't these all high visibility situations? :$
Do people see you guys,
hasn't anyone ever gotten caught?:o

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Kev, that's just wrong.

Rosa surely wouldn't tolerate real bathtub f*cking. It's very different from the candle's-lit expectation.

I also will never deliver the recipe over the internet. It requires a personal explanation.

Ah, rose petals! How sweet! Is the water the right temperature?......

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C'mon people, just buy a truck! All that room for possibilities in the bed and the tailgate is the perfect waist-height if the guy wants to stand up.Damn I love my truck.B|


Trucks rule!
:P

Aren't these all high visibility situations? :$
Do people see you guys,
hasn't anyone ever gotten caught?:o



I got caught in my 1976 Volkswagon Rabbit.

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>but the passenger seat in my old Alfa could be lowered back pretty far...

Just take the passenger seat out. Takes five minutes with a socket wrench and gives you plenty of room. (I had to; it was a Honda CRX.)



Brilliant.

"Hang on honey, I've got socket-wrench work to do, but I'll be right with you!"

Dude, I had a CRX the first year they were out. What passenger seat?

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Just take the passenger seat out. Takes five minutes with a socket wrench


Billvon with tools and grease all over his body... That should make GFD horny!

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Golf cart sex is soooo much better.



It is that added element of danger that makes it worthwhile. ;) Sex and the possibility of death at any moment. :D



Um. That is not truly realized until the woman is standing on the front pegs holding onto the tank of a Suzuki Katana 1100 while the rider has the grips at 150 while standing on the rear pegs.

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Golf cart sex is soooo much better.



It is that added element of danger that makes it worthwhile. ;) Sex and the possibility of death at any moment. :D



Um. That is not truly realized until the woman is standing on the front pegs holding onto the tank of a Suzuki Katana 1100 while the rider has the grips at 150 while standing on the rear pegs.



You can have a near-death experience just riding in the golf cart with Sunny. I looked over and Kris was saying "I swear Jesus, I will never lie again..."
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>but the passenger seat in my old Alfa could be lowered back pretty far...

Just take the passenger seat out. Takes five minutes with a socket wrench and gives you plenty of room. (I had to; it was a Honda CRX.)



I can just imagine the conversation...

-Honey, do you know where the condoms are?
-Dont know Sugar, but do you know where my socket set is?
Remster

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Aren't these all high visibility situations?
Do people see you guys,
hasn't anyone ever gotten caught?



yes
possibly
not yet

You have to remember that trucks can usually go places most cars cant (think more secluded). It was nothing for me to go on a nice evening way out in the country with a picnic and blankets in the truck under the stars.But then again I live in Texas and like the simple stuff sometimes.:$


"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

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Throw in the lights and it would look like the f@#$ing alarm was going off.



Of course we checked out the lights on both cars, but seeing as it was after midnight, thought it prudent just to check them all out and then turn them back off (windows in the areas they were in would have been a major announcement to the local police department). Drew the line at the siren, though.

Ahhh...what sweet memories....:ph34r:
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