airtwardo 6 #26 August 30, 2006 I'm a believer in 4 of 6 of those ... does that make me part "guy"??? Do I get a "guy card"?? What else does it entitle me to?? *** No, I'm sorry... It takes at 'least' 100% on the test! Regarding the 'entitled to' querry, if you WERE a guy you would ALREADY KNOW! Now go make me a Sammich! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #27 August 30, 2006 Quote Now, buying tampons for her is questionable. Uhh, I bought those for my lady once....but I told the guy behind the register that I had terrific nose bleeds...lol. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #28 August 30, 2006 QuoteNow, buying tampons for her is questionable. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Uhh, I bought those for my lady once....but I told the guy behind the register that I had terrific nose bleeds...lol. Just the fact you have to come up with lame excuses proves buying tampons are questionable. However, worse than tampons is Monistat 7. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #29 August 30, 2006 Monistat 7... Cures 'Pookie Bread'? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #30 August 30, 2006 QuoteNo, I'm sorry... It takes at 'least' 100% on the test! Regarding the 'entitled to' querry, if you WERE a guy you would ALREADY KNOW! Now go make me a Sammich! FINE ... what kind of sammmich do you want? I'll try and be a "good girl" and get that for you ... As an aside, can you answer ALL those questions/requirements??? 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #31 August 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteNo, I'm sorry... It takes at 'least' 100% on the test! Regarding the 'entitled to' querry, if you WERE a guy you would ALREADY KNOW! Now go make me a Sammich! FINE ... what kind of sammmich do you want? I'll try and be a "good girl" and get that for you ... As an aside, can you answer ALL those questions/requirements??? 'Shell I changed my mind...I want a whole Saskatoon PIE...All to myself! And can "I" meet the requirements??!! If you HAD a Guy~Card you (again)....would KNOW that only Chuck Norris meets ALL the requirements... As for Me...I meet enough of 'em that I never get ASKED! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #32 August 30, 2006 QuoteI don't remember what caused my revocation... but I remember Dave(livendive) taking it... and for what its worth... I don't really give two shits whether I have it or not... Well it's not like you were using itYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #33 August 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteI don't remember what caused my revocation... but I remember Dave(livendive) taking it... and for what its worth... I don't really give two shits whether I have it or not... Well it's not like you were using it alas... that's true.... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #34 August 30, 2006 Quote Guy's Rules : 5) Always split Eights & Aces, never split Tens. Quote I've theatened to kill more than one person for splitting 10s. Destroys the whole table, it does._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #35 August 30, 2006 Everytime I have split tens I win both hands generally.... ya cant bust... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Steel 0 #36 August 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteThe "cute" threads got me thinking. What behavior is grounds for getting your guy card pulled? Guy's Rules : 1) Never stop your car to ask for directions. ------------------------------------------------ Fuck that! If I am not sure, I will not hesitate to ask for directions. The faster I get to my destination the better. ============================= 2) There is no such thing as "bad sex". ---------------------------------------------- B.S. If a girl starts wining about about the angles or what have you there is plenty of room there to ruin the experience. I'd like to think that I am not 13 and desparate for any possible action. ========================= 3) If it goes fast or uses gas ... you're the expert. -------------------------------------------------------- Well if the comparison is between me and 99% of females, then yes, I am an expert by comparison. But if its between me and a guy who has more experience dealing with the engine in question. I will imediately shut up and listen to advice on the matter. After all the priority is in keeping the engine running at its best. ========================== 4) You can never own "too many" tools. --------------------------------------------- This one I can agree with, so far 1 out of 3. ================================= 5) Always split Eights & Aces, never split Tens. ------------------------------------------------- I don't play cards and can't stand activities that involve sitting around like a lazy fat ass. Billiards is where I draw the line for non-active activities. 1/4 ================================ 6) A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work. ------------------------------------------------------ If you are talking about something exciting like deep sea shark or Tuna fishing, then ok. But since fishing for most people involves sitting on a boat drinking beer from a location where you can see the shore, fuck that. I have better things to do with my time. Change that to waterskiing and we might be on to something. ...Those are on the back of the card, but it's a small card. I'm SURE there are more!If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Royd 0 #37 August 30, 2006 ...Those are on the back of the card, but it's a small card. QuoteI'm SURE there are more! If you shave below the neck because your woman likes a smooth feel, you have to burn your card. Total banishment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ntrprnr 0 #38 August 30, 2006 QuoteEverytime I have split tens I win both hands generally.... ya cant bust... LM splits 10s. I'm shocked. Truly. Shocked. Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds? Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here! [a croupier hands Renault a pile of money] Croupier: Your winnings, sir. Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much. [aloud] Captain Renault: Everybody out at once!_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #39 August 30, 2006 Hey whatever it takes to win.... my kids wont even play games with me anymore. Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gmittar 0 #40 August 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteEverytime I have split tens I win both hands generally.... ya cant bust... I'm sorrry, I have to ask. What's wrong with splitting tens? Oh, and there's plenty of bad sex out there, both in the act and in the entire experience, which is really what anyone with their eyes open should be considering. There, now you can't hold it against me |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #41 August 30, 2006 QuoteI'm sorrry, I have to ask. What's wrong with splitting tens? Basically.. It is a Stupid move. you have a 20. The odds of improving that by splitting are horribly against you. Basically you have the second possible best hand in Black jack that will win the vast majority of the time.. And then you split this and ruin the sequence of the cards for the remaining players. No two ways about it. IT is a very Stupid thing to do and WILL cost you money in the long run. The only exception to this is if you are counting cards and are more than half way through a +10 or better shoe and the dealer has a 5 up. Then (and only then) is it sort of OK to split the tens.. And you will still probably loose money over time. The only thing more stupid than Splitting 10`s in a Casino is Bluffing into a Dry Side-pot while there is an All-in player in a Poker tournament. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ntrprnr 0 #42 August 30, 2006 What he said._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DJL 232 #43 August 30, 2006 QuoteWhat behavior is grounds for getting your guy card pulled? Holding your girlfriend's purse."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gmittar 0 #44 August 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'm sorrry, I have to ask. What's wrong with splitting tens? Basically.. It is a Stupid move. you have a 20. The odds of improving that by splitting are horribly against you. Basically you have the second possible best hand in Black jack that will win the vast majority of the time.. And then you split this and ruin the sequence of the cards for the remaining players. No two ways about it. IT is a very Stupid thing to do and WILL cost you money in the long run. The only exception to this is if you are counting cards and are more than half way through a +10 or better shoe and the dealer has a 5 up. Then (and only then) is it sort of OK to split the tens.. And you will still probably loose money over time. The only thing more stupid than Splitting 10`s in a Casino is Bluffing into a Dry Side-pot while there is an All-in player in a Poker tournament. Makes sense. Thanks. |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #45 August 30, 2006 Quote Holding your girlfriend's purse. Generally speaking, questionable actions that will help you get laid will allow you to keep your guy card. Holding your mother's, sister's, or some random woman's purse will definitely get it revoked. The girlfriend's is acceptable. Just don't let anyone see you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #46 August 30, 2006 QuoteIf you shave below the neck because your woman likes a smooth feel, you have to burn your card. Total banishment. I call bullshit on that one. There's absolutely nothing wrong with being clean shaven. Especially if it helps you get laid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #47 August 30, 2006 QuoteI hold my wife's purse while she's in the dressing room-I think that's an offense, but I've never been caught by anyone I know That offence is only if you OFFER, if she asks you to under penalty of no Nookey, you are allowed to hold it as long as you are not happy about it and look slightly embarrassed.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #48 August 30, 2006 QuoteWhat behavior is grounds for getting your guy card pulled? Chris Cowden is the best example of how to get your "guy card" taken away. He openly adores his wife, he openly adores his baby and being a father. He decides that the thing that he enjoys isn't worth the risk and takes time off so he can be a better husband and father. In my book, Chris traded in his "guy card." He replaced it with a "Man Card." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Michele 1 #49 August 30, 2006 QuoteTrust a girl to turn a "guy card" post into a story about tampons! Just kidding, my dear! Your dad is the BOMB for doing that! My father cringed at the thought of having to go purchase that for me! It was "call your aunt to get that stuff ... I'm not getting it!". And I did ... 'cause I love him! Hey, wait a minute. Muenkel brought it up as an example of potential violations of the guy card rules, and I was just saying that in some circumstances, that's not a real violation, and a guy can keep his card in spite of helping his child out of a "sticky" situation. And I'll agree with both you and Muenkel - my Pop's the BOMB!!! For many reasons, too many to count. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #50 August 30, 2006 QuoteThe "cute" threads got me thinking. What behavior is grounds for getting your guy card pulled? Watching either Oprah or Dr. Phil with your SO and agreeing with the women in the audience. Crying while watching a chick flick. Watching a chick flick is bad, but if it helps get you laid it's quite acceptable. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 2 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. 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lisamariewillbe 1 #35 August 30, 2006 Everytime I have split tens I win both hands generally.... ya cant bust... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel 0 #36 August 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteThe "cute" threads got me thinking. What behavior is grounds for getting your guy card pulled? Guy's Rules : 1) Never stop your car to ask for directions. ------------------------------------------------ Fuck that! If I am not sure, I will not hesitate to ask for directions. The faster I get to my destination the better. ============================= 2) There is no such thing as "bad sex". ---------------------------------------------- B.S. If a girl starts wining about about the angles or what have you there is plenty of room there to ruin the experience. I'd like to think that I am not 13 and desparate for any possible action. ========================= 3) If it goes fast or uses gas ... you're the expert. -------------------------------------------------------- Well if the comparison is between me and 99% of females, then yes, I am an expert by comparison. But if its between me and a guy who has more experience dealing with the engine in question. I will imediately shut up and listen to advice on the matter. After all the priority is in keeping the engine running at its best. ========================== 4) You can never own "too many" tools. --------------------------------------------- This one I can agree with, so far 1 out of 3. ================================= 5) Always split Eights & Aces, never split Tens. ------------------------------------------------- I don't play cards and can't stand activities that involve sitting around like a lazy fat ass. Billiards is where I draw the line for non-active activities. 1/4 ================================ 6) A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work. ------------------------------------------------------ If you are talking about something exciting like deep sea shark or Tuna fishing, then ok. But since fishing for most people involves sitting on a boat drinking beer from a location where you can see the shore, fuck that. I have better things to do with my time. Change that to waterskiing and we might be on to something. ...Those are on the back of the card, but it's a small card. I'm SURE there are more!If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royd 0 #37 August 30, 2006 ...Those are on the back of the card, but it's a small card. QuoteI'm SURE there are more! If you shave below the neck because your woman likes a smooth feel, you have to burn your card. Total banishment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #38 August 30, 2006 QuoteEverytime I have split tens I win both hands generally.... ya cant bust... LM splits 10s. I'm shocked. Truly. Shocked. Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds? Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here! [a croupier hands Renault a pile of money] Croupier: Your winnings, sir. Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much. [aloud] Captain Renault: Everybody out at once!_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #39 August 30, 2006 Hey whatever it takes to win.... my kids wont even play games with me anymore. Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #40 August 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteEverytime I have split tens I win both hands generally.... ya cant bust... I'm sorrry, I have to ask. What's wrong with splitting tens? Oh, and there's plenty of bad sex out there, both in the act and in the entire experience, which is really what anyone with their eyes open should be considering. There, now you can't hold it against me |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #41 August 30, 2006 QuoteI'm sorrry, I have to ask. What's wrong with splitting tens? Basically.. It is a Stupid move. you have a 20. The odds of improving that by splitting are horribly against you. Basically you have the second possible best hand in Black jack that will win the vast majority of the time.. And then you split this and ruin the sequence of the cards for the remaining players. No two ways about it. IT is a very Stupid thing to do and WILL cost you money in the long run. The only exception to this is if you are counting cards and are more than half way through a +10 or better shoe and the dealer has a 5 up. Then (and only then) is it sort of OK to split the tens.. And you will still probably loose money over time. The only thing more stupid than Splitting 10`s in a Casino is Bluffing into a Dry Side-pot while there is an All-in player in a Poker tournament. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #42 August 30, 2006 What he said._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #43 August 30, 2006 QuoteWhat behavior is grounds for getting your guy card pulled? Holding your girlfriend's purse."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #44 August 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'm sorrry, I have to ask. What's wrong with splitting tens? Basically.. It is a Stupid move. you have a 20. The odds of improving that by splitting are horribly against you. Basically you have the second possible best hand in Black jack that will win the vast majority of the time.. And then you split this and ruin the sequence of the cards for the remaining players. No two ways about it. IT is a very Stupid thing to do and WILL cost you money in the long run. The only exception to this is if you are counting cards and are more than half way through a +10 or better shoe and the dealer has a 5 up. Then (and only then) is it sort of OK to split the tens.. And you will still probably loose money over time. The only thing more stupid than Splitting 10`s in a Casino is Bluffing into a Dry Side-pot while there is an All-in player in a Poker tournament. Makes sense. Thanks. |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #45 August 30, 2006 Quote Holding your girlfriend's purse. Generally speaking, questionable actions that will help you get laid will allow you to keep your guy card. Holding your mother's, sister's, or some random woman's purse will definitely get it revoked. The girlfriend's is acceptable. Just don't let anyone see you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #46 August 30, 2006 QuoteIf you shave below the neck because your woman likes a smooth feel, you have to burn your card. Total banishment. I call bullshit on that one. There's absolutely nothing wrong with being clean shaven. Especially if it helps you get laid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #47 August 30, 2006 QuoteI hold my wife's purse while she's in the dressing room-I think that's an offense, but I've never been caught by anyone I know That offence is only if you OFFER, if she asks you to under penalty of no Nookey, you are allowed to hold it as long as you are not happy about it and look slightly embarrassed.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #48 August 30, 2006 QuoteWhat behavior is grounds for getting your guy card pulled? Chris Cowden is the best example of how to get your "guy card" taken away. He openly adores his wife, he openly adores his baby and being a father. He decides that the thing that he enjoys isn't worth the risk and takes time off so he can be a better husband and father. In my book, Chris traded in his "guy card." He replaced it with a "Man Card." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #49 August 30, 2006 QuoteTrust a girl to turn a "guy card" post into a story about tampons! Just kidding, my dear! Your dad is the BOMB for doing that! My father cringed at the thought of having to go purchase that for me! It was "call your aunt to get that stuff ... I'm not getting it!". And I did ... 'cause I love him! Hey, wait a minute. Muenkel brought it up as an example of potential violations of the guy card rules, and I was just saying that in some circumstances, that's not a real violation, and a guy can keep his card in spite of helping his child out of a "sticky" situation. And I'll agree with both you and Muenkel - my Pop's the BOMB!!! For many reasons, too many to count. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #50 August 30, 2006 QuoteThe "cute" threads got me thinking. What behavior is grounds for getting your guy card pulled? Watching either Oprah or Dr. Phil with your SO and agreeing with the women in the audience. Crying while watching a chick flick. Watching a chick flick is bad, but if it helps get you laid it's quite acceptable. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
