Thanatos340 1 #76 September 26, 2006 QuoteSee that is just your opinion... Alright Fluffer Girl.. Keep that smack talk in SC where it belongs Else I might have to get your Boyfriend to lay some Smack down on you.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revillusion 0 #77 September 26, 2006 QuoteI now have a vison of Alan in a Nurses outfit in my head Sorry to disappoint ya there man. I had the trusty 'student" uniform, but after school, scrubs or a flight suit all the way. QuoteExcuse me while I go scrub out my eyes.} Your eyes? You're not the one who had to look at it. I'll be in therapy for the rest of my life. AND, I thought seeing Kramer in the bouncy house was bad ???? VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #78 September 26, 2006 Whatever, you know better than that! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #79 September 26, 2006 QuoteWhatever, you know better than that! I don't think he does - See, J lives in a world that only, almost, kind of, has a tendancy to slightly resemble what the rest of us call reality. It's ok - he still functions well enough - but you have to go easy on the guy, ya know.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #80 September 26, 2006 QuoteSee, J lives in a world that only, almost, kind of, has a tendancy to slightly resemble what the rest of us call reality. Not if I can Help it!!! Fuck Reality. Which brings me back to.. Hey Skinny, You coming up this weekend?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #81 September 26, 2006 Your right Clint... I should go easy Jay! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #82 September 26, 2006 QuoteYour right Clint... I should go easy Jay! That's right . . .slow and easy - you can get to the faster stuff later.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #83 September 26, 2006 Leave it to you two to make is sound awful!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #84 September 26, 2006 QuoteLeave it to you two to make is sound awful!! What do you have against slow and easy?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #85 September 26, 2006 Now you should know by now that turtle and I are both sweet and innocent people that would never cause any trouble. Never. Can you believe her Turtle?? Saying that we would make something sound bad?? Now lets get this thread back on Topic and start making fun of Skinny`s Nuts again.. Offer still stands.. 1 Case of Beer to first person to Thump him in the Nads this weekend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #86 September 26, 2006 Quote Offer still stands.. 1 Case of Beer to first person to Thump him in the Nads this weekend. I'd do it if I were coming this weekend. I can outrun the fat bastard... Hell, just about anybody can... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #87 September 26, 2006 QuoteOK, so I just got back from visiting Lee .... I drive down, knock on the door, he comes swaggerin out in his bathrobe, lookin like he is not in excruciating pain, thank you pharmaceuticals !!! Anyway, as a good nurse I assesed the "situation" seems his Willie is swelled to approximately 10 times normal, which appeared to be roughly 6 inches. LMAO ..... Take care buddy! too funny......----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #88 September 26, 2006 QuoteQuote Offer still stands.. 1 Case of Beer to first person to Thump him in the Nads this weekend. I'd do it if I were coming this weekend. I can outrun the fat bastard... Hell, just about anybody can... Actually I think Spence should do it for revenge on Lee for pushing him into the pudding wrestling contest a while back. If I remember correctly Spence couldn't catch Lee. Lee wont be able to run now........., and if he does then he will wabbling like just rode a horse for ten days.----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #89 September 26, 2006 QuoteHis primary sex life was already on hold as a result of the "hand vs otter door incedent" in DeLand on Sat. Thats why you havea wife, you don't need your own hand...Didnt know you posted on here old farthttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #90 September 26, 2006 QuoteNow you should know by now that turtle and I are both sweet and innocent people that would never cause any trouble. Never. EVERYONE knows as far as the words "sweet and innocent" the two of you should never be included UNLESS "corrupted" is also attached to that sentence. WE KNOW BETTER!!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut4040 0 #91 September 27, 2006 Brit,, I understand it being YOUR choice. AND it was the smartest CHICE i have made in my entire LIFE. Never trust any woman to stay on the pill. Because The man pays for the rest of his life.Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut4040 0 #92 September 27, 2006 of course i am at the farm.I asked the whuffo doc if i could jump this week-end he's like i wouldn't jump for a years hahaha i'm like STFU will i be ok. If i wanted your sissy comments i'd ask your wife you pansy.. So anyways, i should be ok. What could possibly go wrong? yankee brit,,, do what the docs say. I understand, because i was snow skiing three days mine. I was a dumbass. If you give yourself a good two weeks to heal,, you're back in bed with de ole lady, and you'll never tell the differnence for the rest of YOUR LIFE. Matter of fact,, de old lady will be getting tared of yer old ass.Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #93 September 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteas a good nurse I assesed the "situation" Dude.. If show up playing Nurse at my door... My Willie would shrink down to 6 inches too!! {UGGgGgg!! I now have a vison of Alan in a Nurses outfit in my head.. Someone help Please!! Excuse me while I go scrub out my eyes.} Baaaah...that's pretty messed up right there I just dropped a cracker! In your "vision"is he wearing lipstick and pantyhose too You guys are just plain SICK! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #94 September 27, 2006 man you sound almost smart peanut are you drinking...lolhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #95 September 27, 2006 QuoteIn your "vision"is he wearing lipstick and pantyhose too Yes..........white thigh high panty hose and lip stick......but the lip stick is bright red and kinda smeared across his face. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #96 September 28, 2006 I think Hans should possibly be the happiest person that there won’t be any “little Lee” running around. Can’t you just imagine it a dozen or so years from now, Ella running up to her daddy telling him to tell Little Lee Jr. that “it’d be rude not to” is no reason for her to kiss him out behind the hanger!Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #97 September 28, 2006 If ella looks anything like hans then no-one will be kissinh herhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #98 September 28, 2006 QuoteIf ella looks anything like hans then no-one will be kissinh her OMG Lee, you're something else. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #99 September 28, 2006 QuoteIf ella looks anything like hans then no-one will be kissinh her So hows the old fucker feeling? Yes - tha can be taken a few different ways can't it?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #100 September 29, 2006 still a little tender...How long does this take?http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
