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turtlespeed

Who on DZ.com HAVE you slapped?

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Lessee -
Shari
Shari
Gia
Beth
Katie
Katie
Lisa
Lisa
Lisa
Michele
Shannon
Rachel

. . . ok gotta give it more thought.:o
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I havent been slapped but this one time I did get the wind knocked out of my by a 103 lb girl man she turn around and punched me right in the solar plexus and said dave if you ever fuck with me like you fucked with me today I will beat the shit out of you...and I sitll love ya so there

and then we drank more guiness around the fire

and btw I did deserve it

Dave
http://www.skyjunky.com

CSpenceFLY - I can't believe the number of people willing to bet their life on someone else doing the right thing.

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WAIT A FREAKING MINUTE!! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN IN THE BONFIRE (3,000 NEW POSTS) IN A LONG TIME...

you are secretly telling EVERYBODY that you've fantasized about slapping me???

You know you wanna.

Problem is - (I am Mistress, right?) you are the slap-eeee


is

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I don't know that I've ever slapped anyone on purpose. But I've been in a bad mood all week and it's getting worse by the minute. I'm itching to take my frustrations out on SOMEONE! You wanna' be that someone? >:(
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
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Does on the ass count?



Well, damn, if we're talking ass-slapping, the list is far, far too long for me to remember. :D:D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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hmmmm well I slapped plenty on the ass...

Some of my favorties:
Beth
Iwan (its just a way of greeting him)
Kitty

I've been slapped across the face before by the Sexyfrenchbitch - he'll deny it till he's blue in the face, it really did happen!!! ;)

g
"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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I didn't slap you, lady! I punk-slapped you!!!>:(>:(>:(


(thank god I'm far, far, far away...:))



Ya but I will see in you 19 days FOCKER!!!!

edited to add: oh, and you kinda need me!!! :ph34r: >:(

xoxoxo
g
"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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The only '.commer that slapped me on the ass was AggieDave after I turned 32 points with myself over Aggieland and then slid in the mud. :D:D:D

There have been tons at my local DZ...most girls, if memory serves. My ass is just a perfect target. :S:P
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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My ass is just a perfect target. :S:P

Sigh. Mine too. I understand EXACTLY what you mean. :S



What is this???? Two beautiful lovely ladies who shake their heads about getting their tushie touched!!!!

Shame ladies, absolute SHAME!!! You should revel in it!!! :ph34r:;)

g
"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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