Buried 0 #26 January 9, 2007 you know, you did get up awful fast after getting tasered.. hmm Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #27 January 9, 2007 Thats what I'm sayin!!!! DO OVER!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #28 January 9, 2007 Bwahahahaa!!! OMG Peter! You're either the BEST sport there is, or... well, let's just go with that. I'd need a change of undies after that... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueSkiesKel 0 #29 January 9, 2007 peter, if you think that hurt, try gettin pepper sprayed.. in the cg you have to get sprayed to carry it, yeah.. that was the most painful 90 min of my life, and unfortunately I had to spray my crew to qualify them, which wasnt fun either, talk about painful!.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #30 January 9, 2007 i would have at least made them chase me, geting held takes all the fun out of it... your a good sport but youre no sportsman my friend. did you at least soil yourself?Fly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeepDiver 0 #31 January 9, 2007 You need to put that on your myspace page. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #32 January 9, 2007 Change the word "taser" to "skydive" and some of the responses to this thread sound a lot like whuffos. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #33 January 9, 2007 They were just debating the availability of these tasers on some channel I had on while searching for news of our pending wind storm...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #34 January 9, 2007 HAHA, welcome to the club. That shit will make you a believer won't it? What's even more fun to do is to have everyone get on their knees and lock arms at the elbow and play electric 8 way with the taser. It looks like prayer time at the mosque when the guy pulls the trigger. We got our "formation" up to 20 people and the result looked the same. You can fight through it when hit with pepper spray but you cannot fight through it when your tasered. Give it time, someone will bring one to the DZ on a weather day and then the fun will begin"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #35 January 9, 2007 QuoteWhat does it say about our society, though, when Taser, Inc. takes a 15x15 booth at the 2007 CES? Heh. What does it say about YOU that you would volunteer for somthing that is designed to incapacitate people I'm glad it hurt STUPID SHOULD HURTYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #36 January 9, 2007 QuoteAnd HOLY SHIT, did it FREAKING HURT!!! http://prdifferently.typepad.com/my_weblog/2007/01/holy_crap_that_.html Click for the video. 40 minutes later, I'm still shaking. Ya think?WTF were you thinking? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #37 January 9, 2007 QuoteQuoteWhat does it say about our society, though, when Taser, Inc. takes a 15x15 booth at the 2007 CES? Heh. What does it say about YOU that you would volunteer for somthing that is designed to incapacitate people I'm glad it hurt STUPID SHOULD HURT Never said it shouldn't hurt. Wanted to see what it felt like. Ralph Wiggum: "Tastes like burning!"_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #38 January 9, 2007 You let them do that to you? Next thing ya know you'll be jumping out of perfectly good airplans. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #39 January 9, 2007 QuoteYou let them do that to you? Next thing ya know you'll be jumping out of perfectly good airplans. not even a close analagyYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian425 0 #40 January 10, 2007 Come on Peter, Ralph the beast had his home made one around the bonfire at the Ranch. There were quite a few tasered people that day. When Ralph is feeling better, ask him to bring it. Or even better, ask him while he is still hurting and broken. He may enjoy seeing someone in more pain than him. Brian The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #41 January 10, 2007 QuoteQuoteYou let them do that to you? Next thing ya know you'll be jumping out of perfectly good airplans. not even a close analagy Perhaps, but if you forced the average whuffo to either jump out of an airplane (solo) or get tasered, I imagine the majority would choose the latter. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #42 January 10, 2007 I have been wanting to buid an electric 8-way device with a randomly firing capacitor build into it but I'm afraid I might kill someone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SWATcop 0 #43 January 10, 2007 Dude I think you got cheated, I think he cut it off before the full 5 sec ride. I have been pepper sprayed, CS gassed, stun gunned, and tasered. Tasered is by far the worst! Great tool though ends a foot chase at the first fence.Kevin Muff Brother #4041 Team Dirty Sanchez #467 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #44 January 10, 2007 QuoteCome on Peter, Ralph the beast had his home made one around the bonfire at the Ranch. There were quite a few tasered people that day. When Ralph is feeling better, ask him to bring it. Or even better, ask him while he is still hurting and broken. He may enjoy seeing someone in more pain than him. Brian Yeah. I'm going to trust anything "HOME MADE" by Ralph the Beast._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #45 January 10, 2007 QuoteI have been wanting to buid an electric 8-way device with a randomly firing capacitor build into it but I'm afraid I might kill someone.you can buy them, we had one at the DZ about 12 months agoYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #46 January 10, 2007 looks like got "Saved" or something lolI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #47 January 10, 2007 QuoteAnd HOLY SHIT, did it FREAKING HURT!!! http://prdifferently.typepad.com/my_weblog/2007/01/holy_crap_that_.html Click for the video. 40 minutes later, I'm still shaking. I saw the video of my nephew being tasered at the police academy several years ago. The fucker just stood there. Never dropped. He said it hurt like hell but that it wasn't anything that he couldn't handle. He is a big SOB of a cop but, a pretty nice guy."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #48 January 10, 2007 QuoteI have been wanting to buid an electric 8-way device with a randomly firing capacitor build into it but I'm afraid I might kill someone the government did build one, or someone built i for battlefield application. i post on it a while back but here it is again http://www.google.com/patents?vid=USPAT5936183&id=fHkXAAAAEBAJ&dq=non+lethal&num=100 and heres the link to the forum http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2577259;#2577259Fly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #49 January 10, 2007 Actually, getting tased gets some people orgasmic, like this woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3CQ7GYxnGo&NR He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #50 January 10, 2007 Hey I would have let you do that @ SDC for no charge! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
