quade 3 #51 January 18, 2007 QuoteInstead of bleeping out all the swear words, they replaced them and the substitutes were pretty funny. (Unlike the way they dub over certain words on the Sex and the City reruns which is just lame!) I can't remember them all, but one that stands out is when Bruce Willis lit the gas on the runway to blow up the bad guy's plane and said "Yippee Cayee, M_____ F______!", he said "Mr. Falcon" instead. My guy and I still use that sometimes! In a thread about swear word subsitution you chose to blank out the word MOTHER?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #52 January 18, 2007 Quote and FK is the worst word you can ever say..." I disagree . . . That would be Cunt. Right Lee?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #53 January 18, 2007 Fuck isn't too aweful bad... I'd rather be called a fucker than a cunt, or even a bitch. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #54 January 18, 2007 Its Easy MMMMkay There are times when you are suckered in by drugs and alcohol and sex with women, mmkay. But it's when you do these things too much, that you become an addict and must get back in touch. You can do it, it's all up to you, mmkay. With a little plan you can change your life today.... You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack, Homeless on the street, givin' handjobs for crack. Follow my plan and very soon you will say It's easy mmkay. Step one, instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a bunshole Step two, instead of shit say poo as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold Step three, with bitch drop the T cause "bich" is latin for generosity Step four, don't say fuck anymore, cause fuck is the worst word that you can say. So Just use the word "mmmkay" We can do it, it's all up to us, mmmkay. With a little plan we can change our lives today We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash homeless on the street, giving handjobs for cash Follow this plan and very soon you will say it's easy mmkay Step one, instead ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a bunshole Step two, instead of shit say poo as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold Step three, with bitch drop the T cause "bich" is latin for generosity Step four, don't say fuck anymore, cause fuck is the worst word that you can say. Fuck is the worst word that you can say. No we shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck Fuck No. You're cured you can go! We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash homeless on the streeet giving handjobs for cash Follow his plan and very soon you will say. it's easy mmkay Fly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #55 January 18, 2007 QuoteIn a thread about swear word subsitution you chose to blank out the word MOTHER? When my daughter uses Mother instead of Mama when she's talking to me, I could swear she's really using it as a cuss word. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #56 January 18, 2007 Son of a Biscuit - in place of Son of a Bitch Jiminy Cricket - in place of "Jesus Christ" I know it's not cursing, I just do it as respect to those religios in the office. Shit - poo or crap Fuck - when I need to say fuck I say fuck "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #57 January 18, 2007 QuoteQuoteIn a thread about swear word subsitution you chose to blank out the word MOTHER? When my daughter uses Mother instead of Mama when she's talking to me, I could swear she's really using it as a cuss word. I could see her doing that . . . Mama, can go to the mall with my friends? No honey, you have to , so maybe next time. Oh, great! Thanks MOTHER!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,140 #58 January 18, 2007 I would submit that the vast majority of us knew exactly how angry our mothers were at us without their having to resort to calling us little cocksuckers or something like that. It's all in the delivery. Of course, I'm not the best example out there, but I'd've been hard pressed to tell my mother that she wasn't communicating effectively because she didn't cuss Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #59 January 18, 2007 QuoteI could see her doing that . . . When did you meet Alix? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #60 January 18, 2007 OH sure you use those nice lil dainty words...right up until the cat shits on the floor or the washing machine floods the house...then it's on like a truck driving sailor! hmmm...as I recal it was something to the order of..."goddamn fucking cat!" my ears hurt for days...really! I'm still scarred from the experience to be honest. This may require therapy too. i better find a bar... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #61 January 18, 2007 QuoteInstead of FUKK...????? You could use fiddle sticks....or fiddle dee dee...after all, you are living in the true south now till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #62 January 18, 2007 QuoteJiminy Cricket - in place of "Jesus Christ" I know it's not cursing, I just do it as respect to those religios in the office. /reply] Reminds me of Frank Burns on M*A*S*H.The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites quade 3 #63 January 18, 2007 QuoteQuoteJiminy Cricket - in place of "Jesus Christ" I know it's not cursing, I just do it as respect to those religios in the office. /reply] Reminds me of Frank Burns on M*A*S*H. Also see; Dorothy in "The Wizard of Oz" (1939), which I find interesting since it preceeds "Pinocchio" (1940).quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 622 #64 January 18, 2007 I prefer Homer's word...Jeebus! Of course out of respect of the thumpers as well... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #65 January 18, 2007 QuoteOH sure you use those nice lil dainty words... I said I used those words in front of the kids. The other words I learned from you! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #66 January 18, 2007 QuoteQuoteI could see her doing that . . . When did you meet Alix? I have a daughter. They are ALL the same . . to a certain degree.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 622 #67 January 18, 2007 specially after you meet em on myspace??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #68 January 18, 2007 Quotespecially after you meet em on myspace??? Thank all that is Holy . . . I do not, and, she does not, and WILL not, if I have anything to do with it, have one of those forsaken accounts.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 2,421 #69 January 18, 2007 Borrow the series Firefly from someone and use theirs. The cast uses horribly pronounced Chinese swear words. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thunderbow 1 #70 January 18, 2007 SHOZBOT ---- from Mork and Mindy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lord, let me be the person my dog thinks I am. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zenister 0 #71 January 19, 2007 not that i approve (as words have only the power you give them, and substitution does nothing to change the meaning or intent) but while i was in a military leadership course one of the black hats would curse in phonetics... "what the Foxtrot are you Alpha's doing? this is the worst Sierra i have ever seen in my entire life...." needless to say i got smoked often for laughing at him... ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zenister 0 #72 January 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteIn a thread about swear word subsitution you chose to blank out the word MOTHER? When my daughter uses Mother instead of Mama when she's talking to me, I could swear she's really using it as a cuss word. intent is all that matters.. i can and have made 'Sir' into one of the worst insults possible.. another Army favorite is 'hoohah' it means SOOOOO many things based on context its silly..____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 3 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
quade 3 #63 January 18, 2007 QuoteQuoteJiminy Cricket - in place of "Jesus Christ" I know it's not cursing, I just do it as respect to those religios in the office. /reply] Reminds me of Frank Burns on M*A*S*H. Also see; Dorothy in "The Wizard of Oz" (1939), which I find interesting since it preceeds "Pinocchio" (1940).quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 622 #64 January 18, 2007 I prefer Homer's word...Jeebus! Of course out of respect of the thumpers as well... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #65 January 18, 2007 QuoteOH sure you use those nice lil dainty words... I said I used those words in front of the kids. The other words I learned from you! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #66 January 18, 2007 QuoteQuoteI could see her doing that . . . When did you meet Alix? I have a daughter. They are ALL the same . . to a certain degree.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 622 #67 January 18, 2007 specially after you meet em on myspace??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #68 January 18, 2007 Quotespecially after you meet em on myspace??? Thank all that is Holy . . . I do not, and, she does not, and WILL not, if I have anything to do with it, have one of those forsaken accounts.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 2,421 #69 January 18, 2007 Borrow the series Firefly from someone and use theirs. The cast uses horribly pronounced Chinese swear words. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thunderbow 1 #70 January 18, 2007 SHOZBOT ---- from Mork and Mindy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lord, let me be the person my dog thinks I am. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zenister 0 #71 January 19, 2007 not that i approve (as words have only the power you give them, and substitution does nothing to change the meaning or intent) but while i was in a military leadership course one of the black hats would curse in phonetics... "what the Foxtrot are you Alpha's doing? this is the worst Sierra i have ever seen in my entire life...." needless to say i got smoked often for laughing at him... ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zenister 0 #72 January 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteIn a thread about swear word subsitution you chose to blank out the word MOTHER? When my daughter uses Mother instead of Mama when she's talking to me, I could swear she's really using it as a cuss word. intent is all that matters.. i can and have made 'Sir' into one of the worst insults possible.. another Army favorite is 'hoohah' it means SOOOOO many things based on context its silly..____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 3 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
normiss 622 #64 January 18, 2007 I prefer Homer's word...Jeebus! Of course out of respect of the thumpers as well... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #65 January 18, 2007 QuoteOH sure you use those nice lil dainty words... I said I used those words in front of the kids. The other words I learned from you! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #66 January 18, 2007 QuoteQuoteI could see her doing that . . . When did you meet Alix? I have a daughter. They are ALL the same . . to a certain degree.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #67 January 18, 2007 specially after you meet em on myspace??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #68 January 18, 2007 Quotespecially after you meet em on myspace??? Thank all that is Holy . . . I do not, and, she does not, and WILL not, if I have anything to do with it, have one of those forsaken accounts.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,421 #69 January 18, 2007 Borrow the series Firefly from someone and use theirs. The cast uses horribly pronounced Chinese swear words. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thunderbow 1 #70 January 18, 2007 SHOZBOT ---- from Mork and Mindy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lord, let me be the person my dog thinks I am. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #71 January 19, 2007 not that i approve (as words have only the power you give them, and substitution does nothing to change the meaning or intent) but while i was in a military leadership course one of the black hats would curse in phonetics... "what the Foxtrot are you Alpha's doing? this is the worst Sierra i have ever seen in my entire life...." needless to say i got smoked often for laughing at him... ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #72 January 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteIn a thread about swear word subsitution you chose to blank out the word MOTHER? When my daughter uses Mother instead of Mama when she's talking to me, I could swear she's really using it as a cuss word. intent is all that matters.. i can and have made 'Sir' into one of the worst insults possible.. another Army favorite is 'hoohah' it means SOOOOO many things based on context its silly..____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
