livendive 8 #51 February 1, 2007 Quote"'ll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. " FINALLY someone else! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #52 February 1, 2007 Two?? Just two?? With that kinda money, You could get atleast 20 and have them just do each other. Why do al the work if you dont have to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #53 February 1, 2007 QuoteTwo?? Just two?? With that kinda money, You could get atleast 20 and have them just do each other. Why do al the work if you dont have to. You didn't catch this the first time around? It's a quote from Office Space. I can't change what Lawrence said in the movie, or make him any wiser. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyinDawg 0 #54 February 1, 2007 I will buy a friggin paradise island with largest dropzone. It would be first dropzone on island with only runaway and docks for boats!! Oh yeah! boat-plane for jump! Flyin' Dawg or SkyDog "To understand is to forgive, even oneself." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #55 February 1, 2007 Rent the DZ/plane for a day and pay for everyone's jumps!!!! and have a massive DZ party!!!! till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #56 February 1, 2007 QuoteI got it narrowed down to 3 choices: Rent Anna Kournakova for a night. Buy a double-wide and move to Alabama. Buy $20 worth of groceries in one big spree. Ah, hell, it's 294 million. Doublewide? Spring for a pre-fab. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jsaxton 0 #57 February 1, 2007 I'd sponsor the 500way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cderham 0 #58 February 1, 2007 I'd call in dead! Then hide from life as I knew it forever. Like most lottery winners say Winning that money ruined my life. Chris It's Jimmy Time!! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Team-Fast-As-Fuck/6099474213 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #59 February 1, 2007 Definitely more cowbell. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #60 February 1, 2007 First, I'd make them pay me with coins. None of this "check" stuff. All quarters and nickels (dimes are too easy to lose). I remember the time that a bunch of us went to Couch Freaks. Early in the morning, we took pics of ourselves naked on the front lawn of a local jumper because they were was out of town. Then, once a month, we mailed them a pic. That's what I would do. Drive all over the country in a 16-yd dump truck full of quarters and nickels. Wait for people to go to work, then take pictures in their front yards. I'd also drive a lot of toll roads. "Why yes, I do have correct change." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #61 February 1, 2007 I'd do everything possible to not tell a soul. If my name was made public, I'd petition for a name change and relocate. I would want nobody knowing that I am a multimillionaire lotto winner. My mom would have no idea why her house was paid off and she was receiving $20k per month from an anonymous benefactor. The same would happen with oher members of my family. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #62 February 1, 2007 Quote1. I'd hire a lawyer & a CPA. 2. I'd make a long list of the people who can kiss my ass. 3. I'd live off the interest and never touch the $294M. 294M @ 4% Annual interest = 11.8M I could live on that.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #63 February 1, 2007 Quote4% Annual interest Uhhh.. I would be looking for a new CPA and Broker. 4% sucks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #64 February 1, 2007 QuoteQuote4% Annual interest Uhhh.. I would be looking for a new CPA and Broker. 4% sucks. I was just throwing a figure out there . . . I didn't look up the current interest rates.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #65 February 1, 2007 QuoteQuote4% Annual interest Uhhh.. I would be looking for a new CPA and Broker. 4% sucks. But, 4% w/minimal risk to the principle is better IMHO to 20% with a murderously high risk of principle. And take into account that w/$294M as the prize, you'd be lucky to see $140M after taxesIllinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nbblood 0 #66 February 1, 2007 My first move would be out of Lousyana....er....I mean Louisiana. Either way, I would so leave this cesspool in the rearview.Blues, Nathan If you wait 'til the last minute, it'll only take a minute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #67 February 1, 2007 QuoteMy first move would be out of Lousyana....er....I mean Louisiana. Either way, I would so leave this cesspool in the rearview. with 294M You could start your own country.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nbblood 0 #68 February 1, 2007 Maybe I could use the 294 mil to pay France to take this piece of crap back. As a matter of fact we ought to just make them take it back. Wait a minute, getting close to SC territory. Oh well, there's a lot of other things I'd do too, but that would definitely be the first move.Blues, Nathan If you wait 'til the last minute, it'll only take a minute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #69 February 1, 2007 QuoteAnd take into account that w/$294M as the prize, you'd be lucky to see $140M after taxes That's the deal breaker. I just couldn't live on $140M. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #70 February 1, 2007 QuoteQuoteAnd take into account that w/$294M as the prize, you'd be lucky to see $140M after taxes That's the deal breaker. I just couldn't live on $140M. Tax shelters would be needed.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tsalnukt 1 #71 February 1, 2007 I would have a week long Totally FREE boogie....couple of planes. All you have to do is get there. Jump your ass off fro at least a week, for free! Free beer, free food, free everything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #72 February 1, 2007 I'd adjust my rearview mirror...so I could get a good, last glimpse of Alabama as I passed the state line. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #73 February 1, 2007 I'd buy a pond and feed the ducks. But not the pidgeons, damn flyin rats. Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #74 February 1, 2007 QuoteDefinitely more cowbell. Oh, for chrissake Stitch! Was last night the first time you saw that SNL skit???"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #75 February 2, 2007 Quotewith 294M You could start your own country. Do it! Then I'll bring in my own hired army, conquer your ass, and make everyone in your 'country' my personal slaves.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
