Tell us about your perversion

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What kinda of odd things get your motor running??


Latex, lace, whips or chains??? Bananas, cherries, or molasses?? Toy cars, hammocks, or dumpsters?? What does it for ya??

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[GravityJunky 0]

Smart, Sexy, Beautiful, Women... Don't need anything else, to raise the old Mast!

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[unformed 0]

Goats with big butts.

This ad space for sale.

[normiss 643]

couple of revolutions, a hit of a gaseous air mixture, spark of electricity...BAM! my motor's running!
Nothing like top fuel burning mind you, but the motor is running...

[cocheese 0]

Kbordson and rl at the same time.

[matt1215 0]

I like hot fudge sundaes. Nothing quite like pouring hot fudge all over her hoo-ha, along with whipped cram, nuts, and cherry. I love to lick it off as a start to hours of hot sticky sex.

[McBeth 0]

All of the above

Ok maybe not the Toy cars, hammocks, or dumpsters

[NWFlyer 2]

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I like hot fudge sundaes. Nothing quite like pouring hot fudge all over her hoo-ha, along with whipped cram, nuts, and cherry. I love to lick it off as a start to hours of hot sticky sex.

What, no ice cream?

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[guppie01 0]

I'm a good girl.... I don't know what you're talking about.

g

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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I'm a good girl.... I don't know what you're talking about.

g

Then all this curiousity musta come from Dad's side of the family.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[KevinMcGuire 0]

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What, no ice cream?

[GravityJunky 0]

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Kbordson and rl at the same time.

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Hmmm! I stand corrected! That sounds stimulating!
Uh, Skyma... Ooppps Her Royal Hotness & hmm don't really need anything else, to get in Firetruck mode!

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[popsjumper 2]

Toy cars???

Don't tell me...you're watching Jackass, right?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[ladyflyer77 0]

hours of hot sticky sex.

[GravityJunky 0]

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Goats with big butts.

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Hey, hey now leave my mom outta this!

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[stitch 0]

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hours of hot sticky sex.

Hey man...that's hot monkey sex!!!!

[GravityJunky 0]

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hours of hot sticky sex.

Hey man...that's hot monkey sex!!!!

No monkeys were harmed during this act of perversion.

[azdav 0]

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No monkeys were harmed during this act of perversion.

I like howler monkeys

Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.

[McBeth 0]

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I'm a good girl.... I don't know what you're talking about.

g

I call bull shit

[sunshine 2]

*Ice cream
*sexy shoes
*Military uniform
*Ice
*Chlorine
*Oil

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[pds 0]

girls who don't like me but keep coming back for the sex.

theres all kinds of kink in that.

namaste, motherfucker.

[guppie01 0]

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I'm a good girl.... I don't know what you're talking about.

g

I call bull shit

shhhhh, can't talk about such things with the children around!

g

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[leroydb 0]

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I'm a good girl.... I don't know what you're talking about.

g

I call bull shit

I have heard someone talk about peeing in a girls but.... not that I did that or nor would I do that..

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[ACMESkydiver 0]

The smell of coffee.


I don't know why.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[cocheese 0]

morning sex while the coffee is brewing that's why.