Andy_Copland 0 #1 March 24, 2007 Well i dont take long to work my magic. I got hit on before i even hit the soil. I managed to pull a Danny! Fucking dude shook my hand and gave me his number. I gotta get rid of this goatee Also customs made me miss my flight and askd me 3 milion questions and took my pasport/papers etc. I was the only fucking white person in the room filled with people of middle eastern looking decent. Why me. Drive through banking/beer shops and 24 hour White Castle burgers which give you major gas. Its an odd place you colonials live 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #2 March 24, 2007 QuoteWell i dont take long to work my magic. I got hit on before i even hit the soil. I managed to pull a Danny! Fucking dude shook my hand and gave me his number. I gotta get rid of this goatee Also customs made me miss my flight and askd me 3 milion questions and took my pasport/papers etc. I was the only fucking white person in the room filled with people of middle eastern looking decent. Why me. Drive through banking/beer shops and 24 hour White Castle burgers which give you major gas. Its an odd place you colonials live Sounds like you are in love to me.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 March 24, 2007 Glad to hear that the money we collected to ensure that the authorities gave you a hard time, was spent wisely. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #4 March 24, 2007 QuoteWell i dont take long to work my magic. Also customs made me miss my flight and askd me 3 milion questions and took my pasport/papers etc. I was the only fucking white person in the room filled with people of middle eastern looking decent. Why me. Note: For future reference, do not call the customs agent a "dosey cunt".... The "c" word is viewed a little different over here.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #5 March 24, 2007 Andy! American men! You don't wanna touch them, you don't know where they've been! Well they immediatly knew that you were a very suspicious person with a very suspicious package. You didn't get to pop your reserve pilot in their face? Not to worry about getting gas, that's what cars run on over there! Free gas is always a bonus! Well, keep posting and tell us how this goes. I'm having a good time here getting flamed by norwegian swoopers at a norwegian skydiving forum. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,053 #6 March 24, 2007 Quoteroom filled with people of middle eastern looking decent. Why me. You didn't look decent? Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #7 March 24, 2007 Dude he never looks decent funny thing is Andy i never got stopped got pic and finger printed and told have a nice day sir I suspect it is just you and tell me did you get a cavity search as i did say you where a mule on the understanding they give you a complete search well what are friends for if not for entertainment purposes Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #8 March 24, 2007 QuoteDude he never looks decent funny thing is Andy i never got stopped got pic and finger printed and told have a nice day sir I suspect it is just you and tell me did you get a cavity search as i did say you where a mule on the understanding they give you a complete search well what are friends for if not for entertainment purposes They didnt stop you because of your stupid accenthttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #9 March 24, 2007 Andy welcome to the states. You got picked b/c they have to have at least one white person so that their not racial profilingPlaytime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #10 March 24, 2007 QuoteAndy welcome to the states. You got picked b/c they have to have at least one white person so that their not racial profiling No they picked him because he is a pikey bastardhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #11 March 24, 2007 I got stopped because i look too darn cool. Im chalking it up to that. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #12 March 24, 2007 QuoteDrive through banking/beer shops and 24 hour White Castle burgers which give you major gas. Its an odd place you colonials live I haven't been to Ohio in about 10 years, but I'm sure it's similar to Washington in some regards...have you noticed the coffee shops on every corner? You would if you were here in Seattle for sure. The town I live in has 3 Starbucks within 5 blocks. We also have a Tully's, and a Seattle's Best Coffee, and a drive-thru espresso trailer called 'On the Go Espresso'. All of that in less than 1/2 mile. Literally, if you were to stand on 272nd street right about mid-town, you could see 5 of the 6 coffee sellers, and you could walk to all 6 on a lunch break if you worked in town. Americans LOVE our coffee; though I am very VERY proud to announce that I am STILL down to about 1 1/2 cups per day; down from the 12+ I used to drink. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #13 March 24, 2007 No cause he is a gay pikey bastard who thought he was gonna get a hand job. How can they tell what colour he was unless they wash the dirt off minging little gippo Lee customs where mesmerised by my broad scottish accent well that and the fact they couldn't feckin understand me Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #14 March 24, 2007 You travel across the ocean to visit the US of A and you go to ........ Ohio??????? Good luck with the cow tipping. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #15 March 24, 2007 QuoteYou travel across the ocean to visit the US of A and you go to ........ Ohio??????? Good luck with the cow tipping. Im glad someone said itBreathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #16 March 25, 2007 QuoteYou travel across the ocean to visit the US of A and you go to ........ Ohio??????? Good luck with the cow tipping. He went there for some american women the rest he's jumping at the farm and other locations i drag him to. Possibly deland. I'm billing him 25 dollars an hour thoughhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daizey 0 #17 March 25, 2007 Hey Ohio's not too bad...I moved to Columbus from NYC and I actually like it Although it does smell funny this time of year *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #18 March 25, 2007 QuoteHey Ohio's not too bad...I moved to Columbus from NYC and I actually like it Although it does smell funny this time of year Anything to do with pikey andy being therehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #19 March 25, 2007 When was the last time Ohio was flattened by a hurricane? Oh, thats right... Never. Andy, I take it that when you say Customs you are talking Cleveland or Cinci. If you are in Cinci hit the river boats for some fun. If you are in Cleveland, don't drink the water in the lake.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #20 March 25, 2007 Send his Brit ass to Wisconsin or Illinois and we'll teach him about bull slapping.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #21 March 25, 2007 Hope you are having a great time in the states Mr CoplandYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #22 March 25, 2007 Hey Squeak, have you let some girl taken over you username? What sort of post is that? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #23 March 25, 2007 QuoteHey Squeak, have you let some girl taken over you username? What sort of post is that? I live by the adage that you dont HAVE to be a Knobb ALL the time This is a non-knob timeYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #24 March 25, 2007 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #25 March 25, 2007 BASTARD Have a good one mate. I'm glad you got harrassed though. It wouldn't be right if they just let you through. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
