What weird things do you need? Would you like to request?

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What?

This is as close as you can get to Bailey's without your eyes getting wet.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

I'd like a gorgeous male servant.

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I would like a live in chef to cook for me everyday

Buy your SO a cookbook.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[turtlespeed 212]

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I'd like a gorgeous male servant.

Yes, Mistress.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[guppie01 0]

You must love me exactly as I love you...

g

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[Thanatos340 1]

If you Would settle for Tall, Pale, Bald and Skinny.. I might could help you out.

Oh.. And I dont do windows.

[turtlespeed 212]

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If you Would settle for Tall, Pale, Bald and Skinny.. I might could help you out.

Oh.. And I dont do windows.

Drinking a little J?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

He must also be loyal.

[turtlespeed 212]

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He must also be loyal.

Yes Mistress.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[apollard24 0]

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I would like a live in chef to cook for me everyday

Buy your SO a cookbook.

Not the same...I forgot to mention that he must have a six pack and serve me shirtless

Breathe out so I can breathe you in...

[Thanatos340 1]

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Drinking a little J?

NOPE!!
Drinkin ALOT!!

[turtlespeed 212]

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Drinking a little J?

NOPE!!
Drinkin ALOT!!

Wanna go to a club where the wee on you?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I would like a live in chef to cook for me everyday

Buy your SO a cookbook.

Not the same...I forgot to mention that he must have a six pack and serve me shirtless

I hear Skinny's a pretty good cook. He's always got a six pack.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[Thanatos340 1]

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Wanna go to a club where the wee on you?

Sorry.. Not into water sports.

But I know of this other club..

[apollard24 0]

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I would like a live in chef to cook for me everyday

Buy your SO a cookbook.

Not the same...I forgot to mention that he must have a six pack and serve me shirtless

I hear Skinny's a pretty good cook. He's always got a six pack.

Hmmm. I didnt think about that kind of six pack but thats not a bad idea to make my chef serve my drinks all day too!

Breathe out so I can breathe you in...

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

Cool!

About the windows...that's ok, J. We'll get another servant who specializes in windows.

Turtle~
Sounds good!

Bethany~
I think that you need a gorgeous male servant, too. Cabana boys are so last year.

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

What I need? Someone to rip my stomach out because after my surgery, it seems to have developed a strong hate for me and all food.

I request wedge heels that are really cute and 2 inches in height.




Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[guppie01 0]

For you!

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[aardvarkeater 0]

What do I need?

1. More beer. I'm about to run out.
2. A new mass airflow sensor for my car.
3. Two Canadian nickels.
4. More beer.
5. 3 rolls of duck tape.
6. A Boston Market in my town.
7. Did I mention more beer?

Muff Brother #4026
Loco Zapatos Rodriguez
SCR #14793

[ladyskydiver 0]

A massage and a good drink

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[turtlespeed 212]

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A massage and a good drink

I think I'd like a flirtini

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[ladyskydiver 0]

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A massage and a good drink

I think I'd like a flirtini

A flirtini? Hmm....don't think I've ever had one of those.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[karenmeal 0]

A better roof rack for my car, a tandem sea kayak and a pimped out scholarship.

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

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A massage and a good drink

I think I'd like a flirtini

A flirtini? Hmm....don't think I've ever had one of those.

They are mentioned here . . .

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[popsjumper 2]

I can't say what weird things I want...you'd laugh or have me locked up.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239