sunshine 2 #76 April 26, 2007 I need a job that i like. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #77 April 26, 2007 QuoteI can't say what weird things I want...you'd laugh or have me locked up. I think they are looking for you anyway.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #78 April 26, 2007 QuoteQuoteI can't say what weird things I want...you'd laugh or have me locked up. I think they are looking for you anyway. They are always looking for me. Im a wanted man.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #79 April 26, 2007 Quote They are always looking for me. Im a wanted man. I want your ass. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #80 April 26, 2007 Quote Quote They are always looking for me. Im a wanted man. I want your ass. You used to want mine.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #81 April 26, 2007 QuoteThey are always looking for me. Im a wanted man. I want your ass. You used to want mine Umm...i want your shell, not your ass. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #82 April 26, 2007 QuoteQuoteThey are always looking for me. Im a wanted man. I want your ass. You used to want mine Umm...i want your shell, not your ass. They are attached.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamsam 0 #83 April 26, 2007 a lime (and a coconut) - for apollard and more beer for me please otherwise/else it's on to the 1919 angostura rum (neat 'cos it dont need nuffink) but what do I know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #84 April 26, 2007 Quote Quote They are always looking for me. Im a wanted man. I want your ass. You used to want mine Umm...i want your shell, not your ass. Thinking back to your post yesterday, doesn't Slappie's cock kind of count as Turtle's ass by proxy? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #85 April 26, 2007 Quote Quote Quote They are always looking for me. Im a wanted man. I want your ass. You used to want mine Umm...i want your shell, not your ass. Thinking back to your post yesterday, doesn't Slappie's cock kind of count as Turtle's ass by proxy? Blues, Dave no.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #86 April 26, 2007 Quote Thinking back to your post yesterday, doesn't Slappie's cock kind of count as Turtle's ass by proxy? Yeah baby. Nothing like sucking dick that tastes like turtle ass. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #87 April 26, 2007 Quote Quote Thinking back to your post yesterday, doesn't Slappie's cock kind of count as Turtle's ass by proxy? Yeah baby. Nothing like sucking dick that tastes like turtle ass. Well, it can reach all the way to the back . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #88 April 26, 2007 Quote Quote Thinking back to your post yesterday, doesn't Slappie's cock kind of count as Turtle's ass by proxy? Yeah baby. Nothing like sucking dick that tastes like turtle ass. Turtle probably wouldn't mind if you just went straight to the source...check to see if he posted in the recent salad tossing thread if you want to be sure. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #89 April 26, 2007 Quote1. Would anyone help put iodine on 5 or 6 sliced 6 or 8 inch cat scratches down my shoulder & back in that spot no one can reach? Good news? My cat smells like baby shampoo and not like basalmic vinegar-long story, let's not got there. That's gotta hurt. Feel better. Quote2. I need a sofa or a couch for my new place, or a TV... soooo... does anyone want to sell a sofa cheap because they are buying new one? In NY we have a Macy's furniture clearance outlet. The furniture is sold at more than 50% off because they arrive to the showroom with minor damage. I bought a queen size sofa bed for $600. It was going for about $1,400 at the time. The damage that it had was some pen marks and a small tear on the back of the couch towards the bottom. It was noticeable but not if you have the back of the couch against the wall. It was a steal. You might have one in your area, you should check it out. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #90 April 26, 2007 Quote Quote They are always looking for me. Im a wanted man. I want your ass. You'll have to take a number. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #91 April 26, 2007 Quote Quote 1. Would anyone help put iodine on 5 or 6 sliced 6 or 8 inch cat scratches down my shoulder & back in that spot no one can reach? Good news? My cat smells like baby shampoo and not like basalmic vinegar-long story, let's not got there. That's gotta hurt. Feel better. Quote Bethany~ I'm sorry for not saying what SuperKat said (and I thought in my head) in my first post. I also hope that you feel better soon. I already PMed you my thoughts about the sofa or coach, but Superkat's idea is even better. Good luck, girl! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #92 April 26, 2007 Hi lady, I just took a horrible statistics final with the frat. boys partying upstairs so I have been out of it but thank you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #93 April 26, 2007 Quote Cool! About the windows...that's ok, J. We'll get another servant who specializes in windows. Turtle~ Sounds good! Bethany~ I think that you need a gorgeous male servant, too. Cabana boys are so last year. Yes but... I had the perfect cabana boy!! Why not a servent and a cabana boy. One to serve and one to... have really interesting and philosophical conversations with... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #94 April 26, 2007 Quote You'll have to take a number. 69 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #95 April 26, 2007 Quote Quote You'll have to take a number. 69 I'd prefer 68. Do me, and I'll owe you one. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #96 April 27, 2007 I absolutely have to have hot french fries on my salads. Throw in a chubby wife, and you have yourself a fun evening. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #97 April 27, 2007 I need someone to laminate my neighbor's housecat.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #98 April 27, 2007 Quote I'd prefer 68. Do me, and I'll owe you one. At least I can laugh when someone burns me. I may need to write something on that thread "what did you almost post" I cant find anything clever to say. Dammit. Someone must got something to torch him back. Anyone? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #99 April 27, 2007 Quote Quote I'd prefer 68. Do me, and I'll owe you one. At least I can laugh when someone burns me. I may need to write something on that thread "what did you almost post" I cant find anything clever to say. Dammit. Someone must got something to torch him back. Anyone? If you're gonna come to play, you'd better bring your A game! I tell ya what, we could always do an 88. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #100 April 27, 2007 lets see, a left handed smoke shifter a bucket of steam a muffler bearing a horizon inverter I already have some anti monkey butt powder -so I can check that off the listBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
