unformed 0 #1 April 26, 2007 so ... what is it?This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 April 26, 2007 Fuck i dont know, but last night i hit a bar with a vidiot here at the farm and handed out some tandem leaflets and you'd think the dude would have enough sense not to lie about skydiving to a skydiver... HALO jumper and Navy Seal. He was so good he didnt know what height he went from.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #3 April 26, 2007 After doin' the deed with my high school SO I looked down, acted shocked and said, "Oh, Shit!!! I think it broke!!!" Ya, that one put me in the doghouse for a LOOOONNNNGGG time...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #4 April 26, 2007 It wasn't me, it was the one armed man.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #5 April 26, 2007 I've never told a Lie!!! How's that for a doosey? Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 April 26, 2007 I'll just put the tip in...Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #7 April 26, 2007 "You can't get pregnant the first time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,280 #8 April 26, 2007 I did not have sexual relations with that woman.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #9 April 26, 2007 Quote After doin' the deed with my high school SO I looked down, acted shocked and said, "Oh, Shit!!! I think it broke!!!" Ya, that one put me in the doghouse for a LOOOONNNNGGG time... Sounds like something I did once upon a time . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doug925 0 #10 April 27, 2007 Quote so ... what is it? I spit on her back Then when she turned around to face me....SPLAT! Needless to say, we no longer have sex...lolI have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #11 April 27, 2007 I was about 18 yrs old and I told my girlfriend "swallow, it's good for your skin". What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #12 April 27, 2007 "You're the best I've ever had, babydoll..."Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #13 April 27, 2007 I'm a compulsive liar, so I can't pick out the worst one. I lie about everything... And just for the record, I'm not 30 yet, I am still a virgin, I have never had a drip of alcohol and I have never jumped from any type of moving aircraft... Oh, and I don't have a massage therapy license, I've never lived with anyone of the opposite sex, and I can't pronounce the word "dog" correctly... Damn, this lying thing is too damn easy. Oh, but back to the worst one? Who knows? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #14 April 27, 2007 I told my wife, when I first met her, that I was interested in her, when I was really trying to hook up with her sister. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #15 April 27, 2007 Quote I told my wife, when I first met her, that I was interested in her, when I was really trying to hook up with her sister. I doubt your the only one on here thats done that. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #16 April 27, 2007 I looked a girl in the eyes, and told her I did not love her. had to do it, and boy did it hurt.CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 April 27, 2007 I told turtle i loved him. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #18 April 27, 2007 "I do." My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #19 April 27, 2007 Quote"I do." BWahahahahaha!! Seeing as I've been married - and divorced - twice !!!! My worst? "I didn't do it." Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #20 April 27, 2007 Quote I doubt your the only one on here thats done that. you must be getting old or somethingSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 644 #21 April 27, 2007 YOU tried to hook up with her sister too???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #22 April 27, 2007 Quote Quote I doubt your the only one on here thats done that. you must be getting old or something oh shut up! :p Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #23 April 27, 2007 "Just stay at my place tonight, I promise I won't try anything" "Yeah, the condom's still on" "I swear, I really do love you"Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #24 April 27, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I doubt your the only one on here thats done that. you must be getting old or something oh shut up! :p I think you meant to do this...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brierebecca 0 #25 April 27, 2007 "Uh....yea, I had an orgasm. It was great!" Not with my husband, though. Brie "Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
