Broke 0 #1 May 31, 2007 http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/w4m/341656010.html You never knowDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #2 May 31, 2007 Quote http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/w4m/341656010.html You never know Potty Mouthed Midgets? Neh.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 May 31, 2007 when did Gia move to New York?(Uhh.. OK... I am going to run and hide now) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #4 May 31, 2007 Quote Potty Mouthed Midgets? On Second thought.. 4` 5"?? Too Tall to be PMM. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #5 May 31, 2007 Quote when did Gia move to New York?(Uhh.. OK... I am going to run and hide now) FUCKER! You and Turtle!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #6 May 31, 2007 Quote Quote Potty Mouthed Midgets? On Second thought.. 4` 5"?? Too Tall to be PMM. Yeah, but besides her ant some little blue ones - I don't know any.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #7 May 31, 2007 POV camera ads and Strollers Google is kinkyDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #8 May 31, 2007 when did they become offended by the term midget? I'm guessing she is because I only see the words "little person" in there. WTF? Midget's a bad word??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #9 May 31, 2007 I think the question is "Who DOESNT want to screw a midget????" _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 May 31, 2007 Mine probably wouldn't fit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #11 May 31, 2007 I'll do her an extra time and tell her to think of you. As luck would have it, I'm hung like a church-mouse, so we're all good. _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 June 1, 2007 Quote I think the question is "Who DOESNT want to screw a midget????" I don't. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #13 June 1, 2007 I already did, they are like 25X more likely to go crazy!!!! "Buyer" beware!!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #14 June 1, 2007 QuoteI already did, they are like 25X more likely to go crazy!!!! I can't believe that, since it would make them, like, 823% likely to go crazy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #15 June 1, 2007 well, my girlfriend is 4'9" .. does that count? oh well, we no long get down with it.. I've decided to go all religious on her and not sin.CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #16 June 1, 2007 Quote when did Gia move to New York?(Uhh.. OK... I am going to run and hide now) Gia a midget...mmmmm nah i measured and she had her chin on my nuts while resting a beer so she dosn't fit into midget section....http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StickyFingaZ 0 #17 June 1, 2007 A midget with extra long hair and no legs...tie her to the ceiling fan and hold the remote in your hand...hehehehe. Either that, it spin her like a top *snaps fingers* Lord...I 'pologize. And be with the starvin pigmy's down'ere in New Guinea Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #18 June 1, 2007 Quotehttp://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/w4m/341656010.html You never know you need to read this.... http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_midget_story.phtml edit..shit, i dont ever want to fuck a midget (i reallised it seems like i search for midget stories, just read the tuckermax site coz there are some seriously funny stories on there)"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #19 June 1, 2007 Shit, I haven't laughed so hard in ages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #20 June 1, 2007 i worked in a call centre last summer, and everyone thought i was weird coz i spent the whole summer reading stories off there...nearly everyday i just sat there with actual tears rolling down my face i was laughing so hard...sick yet funny site!"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #21 June 1, 2007 I think I need to have a good study. Definately has a way with the writing EDIT: think I've found a new sig line Quote "Everyone's doing anal. It's the new black." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
