normiss 622 #101 July 2, 2007 give in bro...we should kindly generalize in return...no winning with women... some simply do not appreciate the ability to perform all Chinese characters with the tongue...besides, you never really know a woman until you meet her in court.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #102 July 2, 2007 what is is with this thread? why is everyone so mean? I think the mods should lock it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #103 July 2, 2007 Quote what is is with this thread? why is everyone so mean? I think the mods should lock it. who knows it started as a funny then its turned into this man. i am enjoyng the laughter myselfhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #104 July 2, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Aww, I don't ignore you. I think about taking out a restraining order against you all the time. Really! That's so sweet! Sure I would! Nothing says, "I love you" like a TRO. Only a Temporary RO? Just until you find someone else you would prefer to Restrain?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #105 July 2, 2007 I like the direction this thread is taking!Ya know, if you ladies had better hygiene down there so it wouldn't smell so much like dead, rotting fish, then we would spend more time down there. I mean jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, we're down there on the verge of throwing up because of the smell! We have to come up for air after a while!!! (Sorry, I couldn't resist!) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #106 July 2, 2007 Quote Not me I love playing down there Yes, I had a girl once tell me that she hadn't lived until she experienced what mouse whiskers could do down there."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #107 July 2, 2007 Quote I like the direction this thread is taking!Ya know, if you ladies had better hygiene down there so it wouldn't smell so much like dead, rotting fish, then we would spend more time down there. I mean jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, we're down there on the verge of throwing up because of the smell! We have to come up for air after a while!!! (Sorry, I couldn't resist!) Walt Dude you need to shop some where elseYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #108 July 2, 2007 Quote Quote Not me I love playing down there Yes, I had a girl once tell me that she hadn't lived until she experienced what mouse whiskers could do down there. What a tattletale, she promised descreetness eta yes i know it should be discretionYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #109 July 2, 2007 Quote Quote I like the direction this thread is taking!Ya know, if you ladies had better hygiene down there so it wouldn't smell so much like dead, rotting fish, then we would spend more time down there. I mean jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, we're down there on the verge of throwing up because of the smell! We have to come up for air after a while!!! (Sorry, I couldn't resist!) Walt Dude you need to shop some where else He lives in texas very muggy and that. ouch what the hate mail from the texans come inhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #110 July 2, 2007 remember what Jesus said when he found Mary swimming "great...I'll NEVER get the smell out of the fish!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #111 July 2, 2007 Okay, leave Jesus out of this!! aka "nun" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #112 July 2, 2007 Quotehehehe now that you have made that insulting post go look at your self in the mirror, Mr Adonis, and she's probably blocked you for the same reason others have. A desire to not be annoyed by a sleaze Pot g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #113 July 2, 2007 Quote remember what Jesus said when he found Mary swimming "great...I'll NEVER get the smell out of the fish!" I thought that was his Dad, and it was Eve.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #114 July 2, 2007 Quote Quote pierce your upper, bottom lip and fingers together so we will never hear or read from you again. Gosh, and here I was thinking how cute you were for posting the engagement. Again, the thread is obviously authored by me, so if I annoy you so much, why read it? It's common sense people. I've never done or said anything to you. Amazing that I can inspire that sort of hostility in someone I didn't even know existed. For the record, this is the first post I've made to this thread. The others were made by BRYANGOESBOOM, after I made the mistake of not logging off his computer after making the engagement announcement. But since nobody here seems to like you, what the hell--Let's go with it. --Douva PS. Is your daughter seeing anybody?I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #115 July 2, 2007 This thread is fucking hysterical. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #116 July 2, 2007 Quote This thread is fucking hysterical. Getting back to the original question: "Where should my next piercing be?" I'm thinking I'd like to revise my answer to: "Speakers Corner." "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #117 July 2, 2007 Quote Quote This thread is fucking hysterical. Getting back to the original question: "Where should my next piercing be?" I'm thinking I'd like to revise my answer to: "Speakers Corner." Don't dumb down Speakers Corner with this crap. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #118 July 2, 2007 Quote Don't dumb down Speakers Corner WTF?? Is that even remotely Possible??You could give 1000 One handed retarded monkeys key boards and Let them loose in SC and it would actually increase the average I think. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #119 July 2, 2007 Quote Quote Don't dumb down Speakers Corner WTF?? Is that even remotely Possible??You could give 1000 One handed retarded monkeys key boards and Let them loose in SC and it would actually increase the average I think. Agreed. It would be like trying dumb down the Special Olympics. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #120 July 2, 2007 Quote Quote Don't dumb down Speakers Corner WTF?? Is that even remotely Possible??You could give 1000 One handed retarded monkeys key boards and Let them loose in SC and it would actually increase the average I think. I know a dive plan similar to this.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #121 July 2, 2007 Quote Quote It's a guy joke about the hood piercing. Ignore them. You think there is only one place we guys like to nibble that (too) often get pierced???Such a lack of imagination!(Hint: Start with ears.) Remind me to take you off my 'lickable and/or fuckable list.' I have piercings all the way down from my ears to my hood... I don't want you to hurt yourself... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #122 July 2, 2007 Quote Quote Quote It's a guy joke about the hood piercing. Ignore them. You think there is only one place we guys like to nibble that (too) often get pierced???Such a lack of imagination!(Hint: Start with ears.) Remind me to take you off my 'lickable and/or fuckable list.' I have piercings all the way down from my ears to my hood... I don't want you to hurt yourself... I'm on your list?In the IT world, we have this never-ending problem of people who don't have a clue about their software, and think the solution to every problem is more hardware. When in fact if they knew what they were doing, they would understand additional hardware serves no purpose but to get in the way. Same goes for sex."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #123 July 2, 2007 Quote Remind me to take you off my 'lickable and/or fuckable list.' I have piercings all the way down from my ears to my hood... I don't want you to hurt yourself... I'm on your list?In the IT world, we have this never-ending problem of people who don't have a clue about their software, and think the solution to every problem is more hardware. When in fact if they knew what they were doing, they would understand additional hardware serves no purpose but to get in the way. Same goes for sex.HINT: you WERE on my list until you mentioned the piercings just getting in the way. I'm not taking them out, so . And, just a quickie - a VCH does serve a purpose for the woman. Even though it may not do anything for you, it sure as hell does something for me. I agree, it's not for every woman, but they have NO idea what they're missing out on. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #124 July 2, 2007 Is a VCH like an RCH?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #125 July 2, 2007 Quote Quote Don't dumb down Speakers Corner WTF?? Is that even remotely Possible??You could give 1000 One handed retarded monkeys key boards and Let them loose in SC and it would actually increase the average I think. I noticed you had quite a bit to say over there about michael moore. I hope yugave your hard drive a thorough cleansinghttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
