jtval 0 #26 July 18, 2007 Quote Walk across hot coals barefoot. One foot was fine, the other not so much Sky (PDS) did that at eloy one year. thing is NO ONE checked the fire for objects like a doorhinge. He found it with his (left?) foot. I saw the bubbled up flesh the next day. Fucking ouch.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #27 July 18, 2007 jump across a flaming car and accidentally fall in... RIP Paul Rafferty. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinfarmer 0 #28 July 18, 2007 Quote Quote piss on an electric fence. I accidentally touched an electric fence around a horse pen. ZAP!!! FUCK!!! I can't imagine pissing on an electric fence is gonna work? What if you stand back enough that the piss stream breaks up into drops by the time it hits the fence? You try it first and I'll watch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #29 July 18, 2007 Quote Quote Quote piss on an electric fence. I accidentally touched an electric fence around a horse pen. ZAP!!! FUCK!!! I can't imagine pissing on an electric fence is gonna work? What if you stand back enough that the piss stream breaks up into drops by the time it hits the fence? You try it first and I'll watch Hey Bubba, hold my beer! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gofast_ER 0 #30 July 18, 2007 Quote Maybe I should have put it like this. What really stupid thing have you done that has resulted in extream physical pain, or embarassment that you won't do again? Is that specific enough Join the Army. Go to Iraq. Get extended there. Oh yeah. And get stoned before welding class. Hey I was a teenager at the time I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #31 July 18, 2007 Walk into a big, crowded mosque in Iran and instead of kneeling and praying toward Mecca, stand up and take my clothes off, enthusiastically jump up and down, peeing all over the people around me, loudly singing "God Bless America...land that I love!!!!!....", and then scream that Mohammed was a second-rate prophet compared to George W. Bush. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #32 July 18, 2007 Quote That reminds me of scratching my nuts after using tiger balm... not going to do that again Dont ever give a back massage to a woman with that stuff, then put fingers any where near her hoo hoo. Yowwch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #33 July 18, 2007 Sounds like you speak from experianceDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #34 July 18, 2007 Fuck a Marine... Well, I guess that doesn't qualify since it wasn't only once... Nevermind... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #35 July 18, 2007 Quote Sounds like you speak from experiance yeah, my ex wasn't very bright. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #36 July 18, 2007 did he/she do it more than once? Could you hear him/her giggling at all?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #37 July 18, 2007 Try to break into my second floor window. Cement breaks bones "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #38 July 18, 2007 Quote Quote piss on an electric fence. I accidentally touched an electric fence around a horse pen. ZAP!!! FUCK!!! Had horses growing up. Wicked step-father always made me "test" the electric fence. Wish I could make him piss on it now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #39 July 18, 2007 Quote Fuck a Marine... Well, I guess that doesn't qualify since it wasn't only once... Nevermind... had bad marine sex? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #40 July 18, 2007 Try to plug in an electric fan at night by guiding the prongs with my fingertip. Fail to yield the right of way to the pickup truck with a gun rack. Take a bar exam. Go barhopping with my old boss (NEVER EVER AGAIN I said in at 4:00 a.m. on morning in 2003 - I kept my word. He did some weird shit when he got drunk. When you are asking the bouncers to kick him out that says something) Have minor groin surgery (after just one you realize that "minor" and "groin surgery" cannot coexist) Go to Tijuana Oh there are so many more... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #41 July 18, 2007 Tell me more about TijuanaDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #42 July 18, 2007 buy a cord for a clothes dryer, take it out of the bag, then hold the plug near the outlet to see if it will fit while holding the other end of the cordGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #43 July 18, 2007 Attempt to clear a 90 foot table top at Gen Helen Raceway on a KX125 (2 stroke) on lap 1, having only just cleared the 60 footer on a YZ250 (4 stroke) in the previous race. Think that landing short won’t hurt much. BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydave103 0 #44 July 18, 2007 Run with the bulls and get your leg in the way of a horn. I would NOT want to be this fucker! That is some serious damage when the horn comes out. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #45 July 18, 2007 Quote Fuck a Marine... Well, I guess that doesn't qualify since it wasn't only once... Nevermind... I'd love to hear the story...but I gotta finish my BEER! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #46 July 18, 2007 I nominate Buckwheat as the poster child for people who piss on electric fences.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,149 #47 July 18, 2007 QuoteWalk across hot coals barefoot. QuoteSky (PDS) did that at eloy one year. I did it with him that night, and managed to avoid the hot hinges (actually, I think it was angle irons). Not sure I'll do it again, but it was definitely worth it the once. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildfan75 1 #48 July 18, 2007 Check to see if a newly sharpened knife is really sharp by running my thumb up the blade. Spilling an entire 24oz glass of red kool aid on my dad's new carpet that the installers were still putting in (FYI...Scotch Guard really works). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #49 July 18, 2007 Quote I nominate Buckwheat as the poster child for people who piss on electric fences. Yeppers! He's got that shocking look! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #50 July 18, 2007 Shit a spiky cannon ball www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
