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had bad marine sex? :P



Oh hell no... The sex is always good with him... :$ There was one time where it wasn't great, but it was OK. You see, there aren't too many Marines around where I live, and I kind of well... started dating a local boy. But, we're just dating... No sex... Yet... So, if things work out with this 'boy' I won't be fucking any Marines again.

That was just way too much information I'm sure, but oh well. :P

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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started dating a local boy...

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I think I see the problem! :P



OK, OK... He's 29... He'll be 30 in three weeks, but he's still younger than me. :P

When does a boy turn in to a man? Is there a certain age? Please enlighten me. Really... :|

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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die.



Not true - I have died before - and I know several other people that have been dead before.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Um...have sex in the back of a 1993 Ford Escort directly on the path that infintry take for night training after 'kidnapping' your new husband from PLDC when he told his NCOIC he was going out for a run? :):$:D

I swear I have never said, "WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?!?" so many times in 30 minutes...:D:D:D:D

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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Here's another one.... take an electric 8 way down to a 2 way... did that once, not ever doing it again! :SB|:D



I have done that. It was a contest to see who would puss out first. Since the one dude was cracked out and I was totally hammered it became a competition to see who would get tired of seeing us electrocute ourselves first. :S

Definetly bad for the joints lol.
"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
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JOHN!! It was nice to meet you at Skyfest!! :)
And thank you... I rest my case. The guy I'm dating is still a boy... :ph34r: Although, I don't know if he has any boy parts... I haven't checked yet, so maybe I should... :o

Hmmm... :|


"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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>I nominate Buckwheat as the poster child for people who piss on electric fences.



:DI also vote that we have a Dizzy.com stupid sports challenge;
downwind naked night landing/hedge trimming,
electric fence and appliance challenge,
contests with stuff that's on fire,
what else.....

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
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I also vote that we have a Dizzy.com stupid sports challenge;
downwind naked night landing/hedge trimming,
electric fence and appliance challenge,
contests with stuff that's on fire,
what else.....


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Like THAT'S never been done before...:P











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Here's another one.... take an electric 8 way down to a 2 way... did that once, not ever doing it again! :SB|:D




never say never Billy some day you might be in need of a recharge
You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

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die.



Not.

I have two deaths under my belt already.

I drowned as a kid. Clinically dead 2 minutes.

Age 31 clinically dead again for a minute and a half from severe blood loss.

Obviously resuscitated successfully on both occasions, but I was dead.

In the end (assuming it only happens one more time) I will have done it 3 times.

Unless of course I never die again, but thats seems unlikely
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Eat a cockroach on a bet. :SB|



That reminds me of the time I went to Florida with the RIT track team (NCAA Div III) for spring break. We camped out at some camp ground near UF and trained on the Gators' track. One of the guys ran out of money 3 days into the trip. We got together and agreed that we'd all pitch in a few dollars apiece and get him a live cockroach with the stipulation that he had to eat it to earn the money (some $30).

The thing is... the roach has to be alive. You don't want to eat a dead one. Beats me why. Someone caught one that was probably 2 inches long. We were all chanting "go Joe go!" and he looked at the poor bastard and said "gimme the salt shaker". After a good sprinkle, he put it in his mouth, and when he bit down on it, his cheeks instantly expanded as if he'd swallowed dynamite and it blew up, like in the cartoons! The look on his face was priceless! :D:D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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