DFWAJG 4 #1 August 13, 2007 What kind of Jump should I do to celebrate my divorce? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #2 August 13, 2007 Jump with a stripper or some random DZ hottie with a sign that says "I'M SINGLE!!!"Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ficus 0 #3 August 13, 2007 Intentional cutaway, obviously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #4 August 13, 2007 That's a good one Ficus. How's Byron? Haven't seen you guys in a while. got winded out the last time I came out that way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 0 #5 August 13, 2007 QuoteIntentional cutaway, obviously. Nice one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #6 August 13, 2007 A jump for joy, maybe? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #7 August 13, 2007 > That sign would have a subliminal message attached - "& Desperate" (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #8 August 13, 2007 That depends. Is the divorce a product of your infidelity? If this is the case, do you have children or a child which you have fought to retain custody of so that you can drag them (him/her) through your shitty life? If so, a skydive sans rig would be appropriate. If the above is not the case, then a naked jump is always fun. FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #9 August 13, 2007 Wow! Deal with issues much?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #10 August 13, 2007 I don't think divorce is something to celebrate. I just got divorced and I certainly do not feel like celebrating. Maybe it is just me. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #11 August 13, 2007 mine certainly was...it's nice to get a clean cutaway from a cheating spouse that lies to you for years and uses the kids as pawns. I say celebrate the independance! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 197 #12 August 13, 2007 Quote mine certainly was...it's nice to get a clean cutaway from a cheating spouse that lies to you for years and uses the kids as pawns. I say celebrate the independance! I'm sure your kids weren't "celebrating". I guess it just bothers me that someone would want to celebrate...it's like celebrating a death. At some point you obviously felt deeply enough to get married and have kids.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #13 August 13, 2007 Naked jump to celebrate that you're FREE!!! And maybe the intentional cut-away with all the precautions necessary. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #14 August 13, 2007 I didn't say the kids celebrated, and I by no means was happy about being seperated from them. I am however, eternally and completely delighted to no longer endure the pain and punishment that a poisonous relationship can become. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #15 August 13, 2007 QuoteNaked jump to celebrate that you're FREE!!! .so by definition marriage is incarceration?You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #16 August 13, 2007 Quote I don't think divorce is something to celebrate. I certaintly celebrated. I finally had the balls to leave someone who beat the hell out of me. So, depending on the circumstances, a divorce can be a wonderful thing. As for the jump... Do it nekkid!! All I did was a two-way with a good friend of mine since he bought my slot. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #17 August 13, 2007 Quote so by definition marriage is incarceration? ummm, maybe a little light bondage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #18 August 13, 2007 Do a jump with your new girlfriend, or your old mistress...which could be both. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 August 13, 2007 Quote Intentional cutaway, obviously. With a tertiary equipped rig. Good idea! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #20 August 13, 2007 Quote Do a jump with your new girlfriend, or your old mistress...which could be both. Not sure, but I don't think her door swings that way. Of course, she could have been married in a state that gay marriages are legal. Or, maybe I'm wrong. It's happened once or twice before, but I usually won't admit it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #21 August 13, 2007 QuoteNot sure, but I don't think her door swings that way.\ According to the internet all chicks do. Then again, real life has shown me differently, BUT those chicks must be wrong since it was on the internet...it HAS to be true!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #22 August 13, 2007 Quote That depends. Is the divorce a product of your infidelity? If this is the case, do you have children or a child which you have fought to retain custody of so that you can drag them (him/her) through your shitty life? If so, a skydive sans rig would be appropriate. If the above is not the case, then a naked jump is always fun. FallRate Bitter much?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #23 August 13, 2007 Quote What kind of Jump should I do to celebrate my divorce? Naked Mr. Bill. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevebabin 0 #24 August 13, 2007 Quote Intentional cutaway, obviously. All of my cutaways were intentional, just for the record...."Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings." "Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ficus 0 #25 August 13, 2007 The wind has, for the most part, still not let up so far this year. I did a couple on Saturday in a nice 28-33mph. We got a little respite on Sunday, though, and the surf was briefly up. On Saturday night, though, we few who remained dragged a couch out into the landing area and watched the meteor shower, and that was worth the abbreviated jump schedule. I've got some Davis tickets to burn through, so you may see me over there sometime soon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites