apollard24 0 #1 September 20, 2007 Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #2 September 20, 2007 Which Season SMEGHEAD, i've been watching it for yearsSMEGGING HELL You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #3 September 20, 2007 Quote Which Season SMEGHEAD, i've been watching it for yearsSMEGGING HELL Im just on the first season...watching it on dvdBreathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #4 September 20, 2007 I prefer to get my jollies on Nip/Tuck, The Shield, Damages, and Seinfeld reruns. I know, my sado-masochistic masturbatory fantasies have overtaken me. I haven't been the same since the HBO broadcast of Blond Ambition back in the 90's. My young, impressionable youth...Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 September 20, 2007 Quote I prefer to get my jollies on Nip/Tuck, The Shield, Damages, and Seinfeld reruns. I know, my sado-masochistic masturbatory fantasies have overtaken me. I haven't been the same since the HBO broadcast of Blond Ambition back in the 90's. My young, impressionable youth... That's a very long winded wayto to tell us You Suck SMEGYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #6 September 20, 2007 I LOVE Cat!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #7 September 20, 2007 Quote Quote I prefer to get my jollies on Nip/Tuck, The Shield, Damages, and Seinfeld reruns. I know, my sado-masochistic masturbatory fantasies have overtaken me. I haven't been the same since the HBO broadcast of Blond Ambition back in the 90's. My young, impressionable youth... That's a very long winded wayto to tell us You Suck SMEG Mother?!?! I told you to stop following me!Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #8 September 20, 2007 ahhhh lkook at you getting into the english shows, next you will be getting into english menhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #9 September 20, 2007 Quote ahhhh lkook at you getting into the english shows, next you will be getting into english men Or... are you just waiting for her to start letting English men get into her? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #10 September 20, 2007 Quote Quote ahhhh lkook at you getting into the english shows, next you will be getting into english men Or... are you just waiting for her to start letting English men get into her? Too late already happening, next step is the green cardhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #11 September 20, 2007 That is an awesome showDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 September 20, 2007 "It's cold outside.... there's no kind of atmosphere" (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #13 September 20, 2007 did someone say toast??! "smoke me a kipper I'll be home for breakfast" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 September 20, 2007 Quote" We could go back to Dallas in November 1963, stand on the grassy knoll, and shout 'Duck!' " Quote Lister: The red, green and blue alert signs are all flashing. What the smeg does that mean? Kryten: Well either we're under attack sir, or we're having a disco. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #15 September 20, 2007 Absolutely Classic. Now about that Green Card... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,257 #16 September 20, 2007 QuoteLister: The red, green and blue alert signs are all flashing. What the smeg does that mean? Kryten: Well either we're under attack sir, or we're having a disco. Rimmer: Go to Red Alert Kryten: Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #17 September 20, 2007 On the Trojan War: LISTER: I dunno though. This wooden horse of Troy malarkey, I'm not buyin' that. RIMMER: It's one of the most famous military maneuvers in history! LISTER: I mean, the Greeks have been camped outside Troy, kerpowing, zapping, and kersplatting the Trojans for the best part of a decade, yeah? RIMMER: So? LISTER: So all of a sudden they wake up one mornin' and the Greeks have gone. And there outside the city walls they've left this gift; this tribute to their valiant foes: a huge wooden horse, just large enough to happily contain 500 Greeks in full battle dress and still leave adequate room for toilet facilities? Are you telling me not one Trojan goes, "Hang on a minute, that's a bit of a funny prezzy. What's wrong with a couple hundred pairs of socks and some aftershave?" No, they don't -- they just wheel it in and all decide to go for an early night! People that stupid deserve to be kerpowed, zapped and kersplatted in their beds! You know what the big joke is? From this particular phase in history we derive the phrase, "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts," when it would be much more logical to derive the phrase, "Beware of Trojans, they're complete smegheads!" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #18 September 20, 2007 never even heard of it.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #19 September 20, 2007 Quote"It's cold outside.... there's no kind of atmosphere" All alone more or less Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,257 #20 September 20, 2007 Quote On the Trojan War: LISTER: I dunno though. This wooden horse of Troy malarkey, I'm not buyin' that. RIMMER: It's one of the most famous military maneuvers in history! LISTER: I mean, the Greeks have been camped outside Troy, kerpowing, zapping, and kersplatting the Trojans for the best part of a decade, yeah? RIMMER: So? LISTER: So all of a sudden they wake up one mornin' and the Greeks have gone. And there outside the city walls they've left this gift; this tribute to their valiant foes: a huge wooden horse, just large enough to happily contain 500 Greeks in full battle dress and still leave adequate room for toilet facilities? Are you telling me not one Trojan goes, "Hang on a minute, that's a bit of a funny prezzy. What's wrong with a couple hundred pairs of socks and some aftershave?" No, they don't -- they just wheel it in and all decide to go for an early night! People that stupid deserve to be kerpowed, zapped and kersplatted in their beds! You know what the big joke is? From this particular phase in history we derive the phrase, "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts," when it would be much more logical to derive the phrase, "Beware of Trojans, they're complete smegheads!" Thank you AJP Taylor.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JAC 0 #21 September 20, 2007 Yep! One of my favorite shows! I've watched every season now via Netflix. Rimmer: So what happens now? How... how do I die? Cassandra: Lister catches you making love to Kochanski and shoots you through the head with a harpoon gun. Rimmer: [Slowly becomes stunned] Can you just double-check that? Cassandra: I've seen it. It's what happens in the old laundry room. Rimmer: So let me repeat what I think you're saying. Arnold, that's me, and Kochanski, that's the woman, the really attractive one you saw earlier; me and her are in bed giving it rizz, when Lister, that's the short dumpy one with the stupid haircut, walks in and shoots me through the head while I'm making love to Kochanski. Cassandra: That is what's going to happen. Rimmer: FANTASTIC. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #22 September 20, 2007 red dwarf, the young ones and monty python - 3 classic brithish comedy shows. IMO.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #23 September 21, 2007 Quotered dwarf, the young ones and monty python - 3 classic British comedy shows. IMO. You forgot, Faulty towers (flowery twats) an Black Adder. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpervint 0 #24 September 21, 2007 QuoteQuote"It's cold outside.... there's no kind of atmosphere" All alone more or less And the best part: Let me fly, far away from here Fun, fun, fun, in the sun sun, sun.. . . . . "Make it hard again." Doc Ed “A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free” Nikos Kazantzakis Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #25 September 21, 2007 QuoteQuotered dwarf, the young ones and monty python - Faulty towers (flowery twats) an Black Adder. That's all of them, I think. tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
