Post Your Cheesiest Joke(s)

[MochaSkyChick 0]

Q: Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

A: FoDrizzle


Q: How do you make a Venetian Blind?

A: You poke him in the eye


Thank you, thank you....I'll be here all week.

PMS #62
Zarza R[red

[Casie 0]

There's a poppa tomatoe a momma tomatoe and a baby tomatoe - they're walking down the sidewalk. Baby tomatoe can't walk that fast cause his legs are little so poppa tomatoe turns around and says KETCHUP!

~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

[lawrocket 3]

Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

A: You walk him and pitch to the rhino..

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Thanatos340 1]

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???






To prove to the Possum that it could be done!!

[jumpergirl 0]

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I can't serve you." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy." Get it?? Fun guy... fungi...

[Thanatos340 1]

SO this String walks into a Bar..

Asks for a Drink, and the bartenders says "We Dont serve Strings Here!"

So the String goes outside, Ties himself into a Knot and rolls around on the ground for a while.

He bounces back into the bar and asks for a Drink.

The Bartenders says, "Hey, Arent you that string that was just in here?"

The String Replies "No!! I am Afraid Not!!"

[lawrocket 3]

Q: Do you know what sound a satisfied woman makes?
























A: Didn't think so...

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[kelel01 1]

I was gonna say, "Mmmmm . . . that's some freakin' good cheesecake!"

[alanab 0]

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?


A: fshhhhhhhhhhh



Q; Do you remember how to thow a boomerang?


A: Don't worry, it'll come back to you

[MochaSkyChick 0]

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I was gonna say, "Mmmmm . . . that's some freakin' good cheesacake!"

PMS #62
Zarza R[red

[superman0710 0]

Q:what kind of cheese is not yours?


A: NACHO cheese!





i had a dream i was a muffler last night...


i woke up exhausted.

[IFallFast 0]

So this horse walks into a Bar, and the Bartender says..."Why the long Face?"

I like Beans

[TallGuy 0]

Little Johnny was at school one morning when his teacher asked if anyone had anything to share for show and tell. Johnny raised his hand and said,"My big brother was at the rodeo and when he fell of the bull he got up and ran, but the bull came after him and stuck him right in the asshole with his horns". The teacher looked at Johnny and said, "That's a horrible story Johnny, I hope your brother will be alright, but I would prefer if you would use the term, Rectum". Johnny looked a little confused at this and replied, "Rectum? It damn near killed him!"

Just thought many of you would enjoy hearing the joke that went with the punch line.

[JackC 0]

Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar and start having a few quiet drinks.
As the night goes on, they get pretty drunk and the giraffe passes out and collapses near the pool table.
As the man is leaving, the barman says, "Hey, you're not gonna leave that lyin' here, are ya?"
"Hic," says the man, "that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

Q) What's green, has six legs and will kill you if it lands on your head?
A) A pool table.

Q) What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
A) Roberto.

[davedlg 0]

Two fish are swimming along on day when they swim into a concrete wall. One fish turns to the other fish and says, "Dam!"

[Peej 0]

Two Goldfish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says: you drive, i'll man the guns.

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[BillyVance 34]

Police joke

I was called to the scene of an accident. Upon arriving, the ambulance was just leaving with the injured. I observed a small ice cooler fall off the back bumper of the ambulance. I went over to pick it up. I opened and looked to see what was inside. It was a severed human toe packed in ice.

I didn’t know what to do… so I called a tow truck.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Don.Key 0]

Two flies come to McDonalds, first fly says: I'd have pile of shit with garlic, bulbs and pepper. The second says: I'd like shit only, I have to kiss tonight.

[lawrocket 3]

A fly spots a hot-looking lady fly on a pile of shit. HE lands and says, "Hi. Is this stool taken?"

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[TallGuy 0]

Q: What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts are a dollar twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck.

[waltappel 1]

Actually, this is the funniest joke of all time:

Why are turds tapered on the ends?

So your asshole won't slam shut!

Walt

[KevinMcGuire 0]

A man comes home from work to find his wife in labor. In a panic, he call's the doctor and shouts "Doctor doctor, my wife has just gone in to labor. What do I do? What do I do?
The doc replys
"O.K. now just relax. Is this her first child?
to which the man replys
"No you idiot. This is her husbad

[KevinMcGuire 0]

Three guys and a girl are trapped on a desert Island.
After one week the girl is so ashamed of what she has been doing thats he kills her self.

After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they have been doing, they bury her.

After another week, they are so ashamed of what they have been doing, they dig her back up

[bdbrown 0]

One lesbian frog says to the other "Gee we do taste like chicken"

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[andybr6 0]

Did you here about the scarecrow that one a nobel prize?

He was 'outstanding' in his field!

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"All men can fly, but sadly, only in one direction"