ExAFO 0 #26 December 31, 2007 Quote Quote I'm getting married in February. Yes, I know! What does that have to do with sex? Congrats, John!!! Dr. Kallend's wedding registry?Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #27 December 31, 2007 Unattainable? Damn, that means I can't even mention hot, gorilla sex with a cop in this thread. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #28 January 1, 2008 Unattainable? Let's see.....I'll be in the states for 3 1/2 months so let's go for a boy toy that can wear me out before I leave. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #29 January 1, 2008 Sunny. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #30 January 1, 2008 Quote Sunny. wow...just...wow.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #31 January 1, 2008 Quote Quote Sunny. wow...just...wow.... Love you sweetie. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #32 January 1, 2008 Quote Sunny. Sunny side up or Sunny side down?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #33 January 1, 2008 Quote Quote Sunny. Sunny side up or Sunny side down?? Both. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #34 January 1, 2008 Can i get a cheese omelet with a side of bacon? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #35 January 1, 2008 Quote I'm getting married in February. Yes, I know! What does that have to do with sex? Isn't it usually associated with the cessation of said activity? All joking aside, congratulations. Married guys get a lot more sex than we ever let on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
auburnguy 0 #36 January 1, 2008 Quote Finding my soulmate Edited to add: And a MMF threesome am I the only guy who has 1 dick per encounter rule? That dick being mine."If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #37 January 1, 2008 You haven't met McBeth. I'll gladly step up to the plate for that mission! ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #38 January 1, 2008 Unattainable? We'll as long as we're shooting for out of my league.... ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #39 January 1, 2008 Quote Quote Sunny. Sunny side up or Sunny side down?? And Sunny side all the way around! Anybody remember the movie reference? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #40 January 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I'm getting married in February. Yes, I know! What does that have to do with sex? Congrats, John!!! Dr. Kallend's wedding registry? holy shit that's funny. but not nearly as funny as the fact that the professor has found someone who will put up w/ his ass!!! in all seriousness, CONGRATS JOHN!!! Best wishes to you and the bride to be. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #41 January 1, 2008 Yeah, it is from the movie "Hot Dog"Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #42 January 1, 2008 Quote Yeah, it is from the movie "Hot Dog" Bingo! That was too easy. Fun movie to watch! "what the fuck is a chinese downhill?" was probably the funniest line by that japanese guy... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #43 January 1, 2008 Quote but not nearly as funny as the fact that the professor has found someone who will put up w/ his ass!!! Well you found someone who will put up with you!!!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #44 January 1, 2008 Quote Quote but not nearly as funny as the fact that the professor has found someone who will put up w/ his ass!!! Well you found someone who will put up with you!!!Walt THis is true, and i'm sure this is what gave the old man hope! Happy New Year Walt-o-meal, and happy second half of the century to ya!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piratemike 0 #45 January 1, 2008 Sometime this year, I want to stop wearing a swiming suit in the shower. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gavi_omen 0 #46 January 1, 2008 I think that's more a personal issue than a sexual issue. Because lets be honest, in skydiving, there's no such thing as keeping sex low key. If it happens, everyone knows about it.There's no such thing as free will; everything is dictated by the Uncertainty Principle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #47 January 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Sunny. Sunny side up or Sunny side down?? And Sunny side all the way around! Anybody remember the movie reference? What the fucka is a chinese downhill?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piratemike 0 #48 January 1, 2008 QuoteI think that's more a personal issue than a sexual issue. Because lets be honest, in skydiving, there's no such thing as keeping sex low key. If it happens, everyone knows about it. Okay... so, if that's too much of a personal issue, then I think I should share a new goal. I'd like to stop crying when I touch myself. I'm drunk and I'm actually having my girlfriend's brother type this for me. Happy New Year. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #49 January 1, 2008 Quote Sometime this year, I want to stop wearing a swiming suit in the shower. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #50 January 1, 2008 Quote ...Well you found someone who will put up with you!!! Nah...it's gotta be one of the local COEDs begging for grades. Since he was a fine and upstanding married man, I once tried to work out a deal with one of UGA's profs to send all those COEDs to me. I'd handle the COED, he'd handle the grades...he wouldn't go for it. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
