chaoskitty 0 #1 February 20, 2008 I think I've been swearing too much lately. Particularly using "Jesus!".. or "Jeeeesus!", which ya know.. just isn't right. I just can't think of another word that quite expresses the same level of exhaspiration. I'm really OK with anything but Jesus.. or Jesus fuckin titty H Christ. That one takes too long to say. Maybe some of you who dont swear, or who are around kids alot can tell me what you do instead of swearing. Spence, I don't expect you'll have any input here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #2 February 20, 2008 Quote I think I've been swearing too much lately. Particularly using "Jesus!".. or "Jeeeesus!", which ya know.. just isn't right. I just can't think of another word that quite expresses the same level of exhaspiration. I'm really OK with anything but Jesus.. or Jesus fuckin titty H Christ. That one takes too long to say. Maybe some of you who dont swear, or who are around kids alot can tell me what you do instead of swearing. Spence, I don't expect you'll have any input here. When my nephew was about 3 years old, he picked up the bad habit of repeating what his dad would say when he was "upset". So if my nephew dropped a toy off the table, out of his mouth would come "Oh, f@$K". We managed to get him to stop saying that and he adopted "DANG IT!" Try that. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #3 February 20, 2008 I like to say "Holy mother of DOGS!" Oh, and "CRAPSICLES!" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #4 February 20, 2008 How about "Sheesh!" or just groan. Or "Balls" is always funny. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #5 February 20, 2008 just add an "L" to everything example: Fluck you you shlit head. ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #6 February 20, 2008 Oh Sugarwater! Criminy! Fiddlesticks. Try them out. You have to find one that feels good coming off your tongue but you have to try it when you want to cuss. ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #7 February 20, 2008 I'm so glad I read this so now I know not to let you be around my children, you big potty mouth. Geez, Shoot and Darn is usually what I say around children. I know, not the same, huh? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 February 20, 2008 Some people say that swearing shows a sign of lower than average intelligence and limited vocabulary. I say fuck 'em. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #9 February 20, 2008 Oh Jebus! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #10 February 20, 2008 If you want to quit cussing, instead of trying to find substitute words, why not change the cussing mentality? After all, it's not so much the words you say, but the intent behind them that is important. If you're just substituting one word for another, your intent remains the same. In short, the alternative to cussing is simply not cussing. Edited to add: but what the fuck do I know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #11 February 20, 2008 instead of cussing i've used: holy cannoli, holy cow, holy guacamole, bogus, bush league, hambugers, sweet fancy moses, stinking, and flipping. once came close to losing it in front of my nephew but i ended up calling someone an- inconsiderate pig faced bag of rat guts.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #12 February 20, 2008 Quote If you want to quit cussing, instead of trying to find substitute words, why not change the cussing mentality? After all, it's not so much the words you say, but the intent behind them that is important. If you're just substituting one word for another, your intent remains the same. In short, the alternative to cussing is simply not cussing. Edited to add: but what the fuck do I know. I see your point.. but nah.. too deep. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #13 February 20, 2008 hahah Jinkies, this is a funny thread (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #14 February 20, 2008 I agree, but I just can't fuckin' resist a chance for some good bullshit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #15 February 20, 2008 Quote I'm so glad I read this so now I know not to let you be around my children, you big potty mouth. Geez, Shoot and Darn is usually what I say around children. I know, not the same, huh? I've been IM-ing with your kids for years.... teaching them everything they know about swearing. Now I'll start teaching them "alternative swearing". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #16 February 20, 2008 Instead of "God", I use "gosh" or "goodness". Instead of saying "Jesus", (which I personally have never really used anyways) I say "Geez" (formerly written as "geese" apparently reading my old posts. ). There is no substitute for "fuck". This much I know. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeatherNeck5931 0 #17 February 20, 2008 Only thing that works for me is to not talk.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #18 February 20, 2008 Quote "geese" Maybe I'll start saying "ducks". Holy Ducks! Duck you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #19 February 20, 2008 Quote How about "Sheesh!" or just groan. Or "Balls" is always funny. I like balls. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #20 February 20, 2008 QuoteI like balls. The problem with that is ordinarily it goes "Holy shitballs" which defeats the purpose.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #21 February 20, 2008 Yeah.. just "balls" alone isnt very much fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #22 February 20, 2008 QuoteYeah.. just "balls" alone isnt very much fun. How about "Bollocks"??? Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #23 February 20, 2008 Quote Quote Yeah.. just "balls" alone isnt very much fun. How about "Bollocks"??? Thats just foreign swearing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #24 February 20, 2008 Florida State football coach Bobby Bowden's favorite cuss phrase seems to be "dadgumit" instead of goddamnit. It's not the same, but it's funny when he says it."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #25 February 20, 2008 Thats what I use the most``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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