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Bolas

just to see if it works. like beetlejuice.



So, you're gonna shout it three times and see if he comes?


Bolas! Bolas!! BOLAS!!!!


well??? did it work? :D
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There's a story about a soldier who was trying to quit cussing...



one of the NCOs i knew in the army was trying to break his (pretty horrible actually) cussing habit, so he started using phonetics instead.. it became very hard to take him seriously about anything when he did it..



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also the pseudo chinese i picked up from firefly comes in handy (except around one Engineer at work) :)



Kinda like these? :D:D:D


some of these actually http://fireflychinese.kevinsullivansite.net/index.html although a friend at work told me my pronunciation sucks and is helping me with it B|

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Bolas

just to see if it works. like beetlejuice.



So, you're gonna shout it three times and see if he comes?


Bolas! Bolas!! BOLAS!!!!


well??? did it work? :D


Guess not. :|
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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I forgot "bum fonkers" (instead of fucking bonkers).

I do that a lot--old habit from when I tutored, volunteered, and taught children various things. You can't (shouldn't) cuss around children. So, I'd rhyme or change-it-up somehow and the habit stuck.
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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I always wondered what "fong" meant.... The movie "A Knight's Tale" had one of the knight's helpers using it to insult a jousting opponent... "I'll fong you!"

I mean, what the fuck is he talking about? :D

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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