mnealtx 0 #51 April 5, 2008 Quote How about this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resemblin' a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus' tummy-tum. GB would *have* to be singing "Shameless" for THAT performance!!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #52 April 5, 2008 Quote Quote How about this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resemblin' a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus' tummy-tum. GB would *have* to be singing "Shameless" for THAT performance!!! You'd actually have to be singing A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper's CryingDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #53 April 5, 2008 Quote Quote Quote How about this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resemblin' a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus' tummy-tum. GB would *have* to be singing "Shameless" for THAT performance!!! You'd actually have to be singing A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper's Crying What album is that one from? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #54 April 5, 2008 Quote Quote Im not sure why but your response is by far the most shocking thing Ive seen on dz.com for a long time. It is only SHOCKING to me because this is NOT how I see Chelle in my mind as a person in real life.... But You don't know me very well then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #55 April 5, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote How about this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resemblin' a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus' tummy-tum. GB would *have* to be singing "Shameless" for THAT performance!!! You'd actually have to be singing A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper's Crying What album is that one from? Hooray For BoobiesDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #56 April 5, 2008 QuoteHow about this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resemblin' a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus' tummy-tum. Yeah, and it's even more of a turn-on when I find out she's doin' me to buy baby formula. Now drop the tangent. I've decided these will be graded.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #57 April 5, 2008 Quote Quote All holes full. Hi, my name is JP, how can I help? Hi. my name is DB! This makes two Mopar guys. all we need is a third...When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #58 April 5, 2008 Quote Quote Quote All holes full. Hi, my name is JP, how can I help? Hi. my name is DB! This makes two Mopar guys. all we need is a third... I miss my RamchargerDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #59 April 5, 2008 Quote Doing another woman with a strap on. 7 words exactly. Why do I get the feeling your husband is sometimes the "woman?" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #60 April 5, 2008 Restrained, forced, used, degraded, kidnapped or kidnapper. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #61 April 5, 2008 Quote Oh, Robby...there you go, again! Wait, when you asked me, it was 8 words or less. You took a word away?? Cuz it's you, you can use 8 words to descibe it here. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #62 April 6, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote All holes full. Hi, my name is JP, how can I help? Hi. my name is DB! This makes two Mopar guys. all we need is a third... I miss my Ramcharger I miss my 'Cuda. When my Dad's time comes I get both the '68 GTX and the '69 Road Runner, and I still have my "tweaked" Dakota. Got ya there! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #63 April 6, 2008 Getting paid to do it, like some. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,400 #64 April 6, 2008 >or mile high would be different >but i would want the plane unpressurized- adds to the fun ?? Really not too much different pressurized vs unpressurized at 6000 feet! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #65 April 6, 2008 >>Really not too much different pressurized vs unpressurized at 6000 feet! Well Bill, It's comforting to know that we have a technical advisor for our filthy fantasies here at DZ.com. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #66 April 6, 2008 Quote All holes full. DVDA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #67 April 6, 2008 Quote Mile High Club thats one of mine too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #68 April 6, 2008 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mile High Club -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- thats one of mine too I would almost think that would be one for pretty much anybody in this sport. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #69 April 6, 2008 Quote Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mile High Club -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- thats one of mine too I would almost think that would be one for pretty much anybody in this sport. except im too chicken to actually do it on a jump plane... something about having an audience doesnt do anything for me and well the bathrooms on major airlines are barely big enough for one person to pee in.... So me thinks this is one fantansy im not gonna pursue...oh well Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #70 April 6, 2008 something about having an audience doesnt do anything for me ______________________________ The thought of getting caught makes it even more exciting! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #71 April 6, 2008 Not for me... I don't really like planes that much. Oh, sure, I like flying and I love the feeling at take off, when the landing gear leaves the ground, and I'm thinking, wow, we're flying! But I don't like being cramped, and some jump airplanes really makes me get to know other people's body parts and gear very well. And passenger planes are no better. Tried to sleep on the plane from Atlanta to London. My body hurt in places where I didn't know it could hurt. Ouch! And having sex in a plane just seems unpractical and uncomfortable. It would just be like all the parts of travelling in an airplane that I don't like. Favourite sexual fantasy in seven words or less? You'd be shocked! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #72 April 6, 2008 QuoteMile High Club In a balloon. For a long time. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #73 April 6, 2008 Quote Quote Mile High Club thats one of mine too http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3175126;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread Skydiver Orgy in a Twin Otter over Hinkley?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #74 April 7, 2008 Quote Favourite sexual fantasy in seven words or less? You'd be shocked! Try us... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #75 April 7, 2008 Quote That takes very serious gymnastics.. and VERY open minded boys Stair case. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
